Where is the second controller user?

>where is the second controller user?
>you don't have one? how do you play two player games then?
>you don't? don't you bring friends to your place?
>what do you mean you don't have friends?

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>WHAT’S WITH ALL THE FUCKING QUESTIONS KAREN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>do you have a gf user?
>did you ever had a gf user?
What say?

WWYD?

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>it's fine anom, shhh
>let's chill and watch netflix
>what do you mean you don't have netflix??
It's not fair boys

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>I HAVE BILLS TO PAY AND I WANT TO SAVE MONEY IS THAT OK KAREN? IS THAT OK BY YOU?

>alright user, you are cute so I don't mind
>what can we do though?
>it's boring...
>how do you spend your day?
>what are you doing on your laptop all day??

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>WHAT I DO IN PRIVATE IS MY OWN BUSINESS KAREN

>why you so mean user?
>I just wanted to hang out because I'm lonely too.
>you are breaking my heart user.

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>THATS IT WHEN I GET BACK YOU BETTER BE GONE YOU CUNT

>no user
>please
>I'm sorry
>forgive me
>I'm going to be a good girl
>I'm going to do everything you ask
>please let me stay

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I have 2 controllers even though I hardly ever play couch co-up. It's handy because you always have a fully charged controller that way

>can I come to your place to play user?
>what games do you have?

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>FINE THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STAND IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM

Give me pussy or fuck off

>I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE ELSE IS HERE YOU RETARD

>is that better user
>when do you want me to make you supper?

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>WHAT PART OF NOT TALKING DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND BESIDE YOU CANT COOK FOR SHIT

>sure user
>oh that little thing, don't worry
>I'm sure it's going to be fine and I won't get pregnant
>haha it's not like I'm going to extort you for child support haha

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>excuse me, who the fuck are you and how you got here?
>get out, this is user's room
>get out or I'm calling campus security

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>YOU ARE GOING TO BLEED CUNT

>I'm a very good cook
>I made you your favorite food, pizza
>do you like pizza user?

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>YES....YES I DO......

>security
>help!!!!
>there is a crazy person in the room
>he acts like he knows me
>he is getting violent
>he is breaking the door
>COME QUICK

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>WHERE IS MY PIZZA CUNT

>I WILL CUT THOSE SAGGY TITS OFF. COME HERE! STOP CRYING CUNT STOP!!!

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>I'm glad you liked it user
>I want to please you
>anything you want you can just ask
>can I have some more of this fine wine?
>I'm getting tipsy haha

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>DONT YOU DARE DRINK ANYMORE YOU FUCK. WHY DO YOU SPOIL EVERYTHING. FUCK GET BACK INTO THE CONOR. NOW CUNT!

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>I'm making it user
>I just had a small problem with the flour haha
>haha what a mess haha
>don't worry I will tidy up later
>I made you some orange juice, drink up

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>i AM GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU YOU DUMB CUNT CONER NOW!

>is this corner fine user?
>haha I love games
>catch me if you can

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-tg

>too late user
>I think I had a drink too many

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>KAREN I HATE YOU SO MUCH. LET THE BEATING BEGIN!

>silence at last now i can relax

>Im Pregnant user.
>Im also Pakistani