Celeb Thread - /Morning/ edition.
Celeb Thread - /Morning/ edition
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>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
I've done this twice, would highly recommend.
Evening
AFTERNOON
High noon
Ayyyyy
That's a Ry!!!
making fitness
Huh?
making fitness
working out
... for you.
It is?! I thought she was what happend if you took all the good in the world and turned it into human form! ( ̄ v  ̄ #)
#
And now you are going to kiss my cock, slut. Breathe in the smell, lick my balls amd give my hard shaft a smooch
That's why she got that vody
Good and beauty
That would make a emma watson :P
she's make a fine lady some day
Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
YOU fAt SanD NiGgEr
We got 60 bilion traps JoIn Us
discordapp.com\invite\nSFBeKb
GO GO G(nigger)O
-pzo
That's a bit really kinky
That's the idea, slut
nice dream
Fucking nice
Mmmmm waffles
◝(0 ▿ 0)◜ I like me some Emma Watson too!
WOW
She already is!
I mean... a bit over the top
Overkill/10
Ry is sexy as hell
But you are going to do it anyway. I'll grab your hair and force you against my balls
Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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GO GO GO
-poc
Trophy wife material, the kind you show off at the country club. Dadfu and I have liked her since years!
Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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GO GO GO
-7j8
Shut the hell up you unappreciative baboon.
h*cking adorable
I know, good qt taste. Still waiting for db to develop a rydroid with all deluxe features.
iaintclickingthatshitnigga.jpg
A Rydroid AND a Dovedroid, how does one decide on just one?!
I clicked it and it sent my kids to college. What are you waiting for, user?
You get it user :)
>I clicked it and it sent my kids to college. What are you waiting for, user?
In that case, I suppose I'm waiting to have college-age children.
moar
>tfw Victoria is a low yatching girl now
feels bad bros
If I can choose I want a bridroid and a jjdroid tho and a jade... damn I need more money
Always sexy.
Me?
Any good pics of kim from last night?
SMH, step up user.
I don't know what that means, but it sounds racist.
(,,꒪꒫꒪,,) No one man should have all that (droid) power...
YOU SHARE!
Dragon girl?
:3
Are there ever bad pics of her?
incredible
Hihi
sneaky
Hardly
No, Katy!
Sexy again.
I can handle it, I need those qts! Don‘t judge me!
Last one I got
Bottom line, FUCK YOU
Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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-10s
kim looked good buy Kylie and kendell looked fucking hot af
unff that body
she looks retarded
Me?
Jesus, fuck
Just got rock hard
*she is retarded
Fify
Are you Katy?
I'll have to check them out
Good lord Kim is sexy
Enjoy
No but I want to be sexy
Daily reminder that somewhere on the internet there's an imageboard filled with women posting images of celeb men commenting "OOOOOOOOOOOOH MY VAGINA, GONNA HAVE TO SHLICK TO HIM RIGHT NOW".
Really makes one think about life.
HNGHHHH
Maybe they also have their own resident autist who spams 2kb vag pics.
Post more Kim please.
Unless you're here, you aren't
Kek
K E K
like it is over at the Wall-E forum?
they call her Large Marge
Be calm user
Hard to around pictures of Kim, she's just so thick
Got any of her nudes?
Post a Daniel Radcliffe image and she calms down.
And she makes it so sensitive
But still
I would but gotta head out
mah dick
You go I'll hold em off.
But still what? As you know it is too hard to keep calm
Bless you.
Godspeed user
Maybe you are right....
do u want her to be a high yachting girl instead?
Just doing my bit.
You are a great user
Kim's my favorite but still got to give kylie my nut at some point
Maybe you can post a Kim pic to test?
Where is everyone else? I don't wanna die alone
A face born for cum
Lurkin'.
>i
Un-lurk, right now.
My mistress i-is v-very b-b-beautiful a-a-and I know I-I d-don't deserve h-her...
But I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOO tired!
Fuck...
Nope, i feel just as sensitive. She keeps activating breeding urges in me
That board is called
Aw. Late night? What is your timezone actually? I dunno where you are from.
I wanna hump my pillow and pretend it's a sexy Vicky :o
Lewd
Regretfully
Going to have to fap them away
No!
I have my doubts that women browse Yea Forums.
I stayed up all night yeah, just because I didn't have to work. I'm live in Canada and (unsurprisingly) am in the central timezone.
Aahhhhh yeeeeeaaaaah
cut a hole in your mattress
I'm not sure that will work user
I've heard girls replying on voice recordings in threads before
Oh, why not?
no way, I will lick the cum for her
or just let me lend a hand
Didn't know you were a leaf. Silly Beady, let me tuck you in.
M-M-M-Many m-m-m-m-m-men can only d-d-d-dream o-o-o-of having a-a-a woman like m-m-m-my Vickee...
your hand will be too big for my dick
Marky babee
ohhh yes oh yessssss
Did you ask for them to be your GF?
The day of the leaf blower can't come soon enough. 。゚( ゚இ n இ゚)゚。 WISH JAYSUS WOULD TAKE ME
Okay but if you tuck me in you have to be sure not to miss my feet... n u n
Kys midget
uhhh this is sooo hawt
I'm gonna squirt
Nope lmao, from lurking
my clitty is throbbing atm
sweetie give me a hand
or a fist if ur feelin up 2 it
Shes just got you far too worked up. I think you need supervision.
Hmm
Well ok then, I guess you can supervise
this tbh :-/
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-5ps
Ah man, what's wrong? Just a thread user but if you wanted to talk about problems I can listen.
But if you let me tuck you in I will just need to try hard not to miss you.
Good, good. I'm only looking out for your well being here user.
how would you know, watsonfag?? You've never seen my penis
ewwww
*rattles pills*
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-dt
it ain't gonna suck itself, bud
Thank you user, helps me fap to Kim safely
how big is it?
I was referring to myself. your defensiveness all but confirms your thimble dick tho
Enjoy your future beta provider lifestyle, sir!
Well there's a lot that is wrong, but I don't think it would be productive to get into it, especially right now.
You won't have to try too hard because I'll be right back after I wake up, wipe those tears away! ( ' u ')/(˘̩̩ε˘̩ƪ)
u wut
I would be too shy to ask them out. That's kinda why I fit in so well around here anyways.
it's dick spasms.
Don't worry, user you're not alone
Ok. Well if you do want to talk hmu in threads! I post Kylie and Kendall mostly. It's honestly no bother.
See you later, sleep well.
Natanon has a tiny dick? Gasp!
Do you mind if I give some feedback?
we smokin penises
I know, I'm just teasing you lol
(=゚ω゚)ノ Toodle-doo user, may your dreams soar above the clouds.
Sure, advice can be helpful
More kimmy please
Good..good. I love how open you are.
any dick looks tiny next to that big ass
Where are my daughter feet at? I know where not: On my lap!
Open? I thought this was normal
oh, its perfectly normal. Emphasis on that tip..
>TFW Dadfu was waiting for me to go to sleep before he came back.
Oh... (´・n・`) Goodnight...
It's leaking a lot right now, very sticky
Huh? I am at work
And you didn't respond earlier
Sure.
Speak for yourself.
I'm sure thats normal, keep going user
It is
Any other tips?
So delicious
Try to control your moaning
That's hard, I'm so horny the moans just slip past my lips...
fancy hairdo
Wew
Stick a fork in your eye, goblindwarf
(๑•ᴗ•๑)
Kill yourself, slugface
Prime scarjo was a great time
it's kind of fairytale-ish.
Suddenly I am a big fan of the met gala.
Saoirse had on this oriental inspired flame dress. super awesome
Last years was really good
hehehe these are some pretty weird celebs user
I think that was the theme. something along those lines at least
yeah it's pretty neat and always churns out great pics
deplorable faggots everywhere
Morning frens :)
ah love jerking to Avril, such a nostalgic fap.
This is beautiful (the pic).
That's a really tasty picture
god I'll always love those tits.
she's like sweet flower ffrom heaven
Glad I can be of service, loved this from last night
damn, her cleavage looks so good here.
I really loved her look too, probably the best of the night but havent looked at everyone's
This too
Rushing through thirty
Getting older every day, by two
Drawing pictures of innocent times
Can you add colour
Inside these lines
She really did look great. So did her sister, Dua and a few others
Willa's pits
Yeah I liked Dua, emrata, jlo, a few other pretty good ones too
Some looked great but didn't follow the theme very well, like Nicki lol
I want you to lead me
Take me somewhere
Don't want to live
In a dream one more day
Fucking pitfags, they are everywhere
Oh damn didnt even see Nickis, got any pics?
I liked Lady Gaga's getup but not the biggest fan of her
Leaking for those pits
Ayyy caramba
weakkkkk
shhhh
Hot but pretty tame, especially for nicki but still gives us a good view
Sure it would change my perspective
I'm certain i would change today
I'm certain it would change our ways
Would things fall into place
Disgusting
Yeah the outfit wasn't great but, she still looks amazing
Kylie
I-I-I know m-m-m-m-many m-m-men c-can only d-dream of a-a-a woman like th-this c-c-coming into t-t-t-their l-l-l-life...
I-I-It's t-t-t-t-t-too bad m-m-m-many o-o-of them w-w-won't know wh-what i-i-i-i-it's l-l-l-like...
I-I-I shouldn't h-h-h-h-have a-a-a woman s-s-so beautiful...
no emfwiend
Kimmy's look at the afterparty, thoughts?
Kim makes me sooo weak
Still killer tits
I'm very horny right now
Yeah true, still looks fine though kim best her
Many men wish death upon me
Blood in my eye dog and i can't see
I'm trying to be what i'm destined to be
And niggas trying to take my life away
I put a hole in a nigga for fucking with me
My back on the wall, now you gonna see
Better watch how you talk when you talk about me
Cause i'll come and take your life away
Many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me
Lord, i don't cry no more
Don't look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me
Good
Kylie does that to us
Kim bests most it's just inevitable
Still hot
Meant to say "beats" but bests still works lol
beats or bests, both apply haha
Worshiping Kim
Its Kim's world, we're just here to worship her
She deserves it bois
She gets my worship everyday
In the silence of darkness
Among the shadows of the dead we hear a wolf howling hungry to wake up children of the graves
Unripe Vengeance
The cult that serves as revenge
Has put forward it's fangs to declare a fucking war
Same user, same
Shall I make new thread??
Yes, I need to keep worshiping
new bread
She has and she will
Kík? Damn.. add 2010416