Celeb Thread - /Morning/ edition

Celeb Thread - /Morning/ edition.

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>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

I've done this twice, would highly recommend.

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Evening

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AFTERNOON

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High noon

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Ayyyyy
That's a Ry!!!

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making fitness

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Huh?

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making fitness
working out

... for you.

It is?! I thought she was what happend if you took all the good in the world and turned it into human form! ( ̄ v  ̄ #)

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#
And now you are going to kiss my cock, slut. Breathe in the smell, lick my balls amd give my hard shaft a smooch

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That's why she got that vody
Good and beauty

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That would make a emma watson :P

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she's make a fine lady some day

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Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
YOU fAt SanD NiGgEr
We got 60 bilion traps JoIn Us
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GO GO G(nigger)O

-pzo

That's a bit really kinky

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That's the idea, slut

nice dream

Fucking nice

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Mmmmm waffles

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◝(0 ▿ 0)◜ I like me some Emma Watson too!

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WOW

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She already is!
I mean... a bit over the top

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Overkill/10

Ry is sexy as hell

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But you are going to do it anyway. I'll grab your hair and force you against my balls

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Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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-poc

Trophy wife material, the kind you show off at the country club. Dadfu and I have liked her since years!

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-7j8

Shut the hell up you unappreciative baboon.

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h*cking adorable

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I know, good qt taste. Still waiting for db to develop a rydroid with all deluxe features.

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A Rydroid AND a Dovedroid, how does one decide on just one?!

I clicked it and it sent my kids to college. What are you waiting for, user?

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You get it user :)

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>I clicked it and it sent my kids to college. What are you waiting for, user?
In that case, I suppose I'm waiting to have college-age children.

moar

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>tfw Victoria is a low yatching girl now
feels bad bros

If I can choose I want a bridroid and a jjdroid tho and a jade... damn I need more money

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Always sexy.

Me?

Any good pics of kim from last night?

SMH, step up user.

I don't know what that means, but it sounds racist.

(,,꒪꒫꒪,,) No one man should have all that (droid) power...

YOU SHARE!

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Dragon girl?

:3

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Are there ever bad pics of her?

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incredible

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Hihi
sneaky

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Hardly

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No, Katy!
Sexy again.

I can handle it, I need those qts! Don‘t judge me!

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Last one I got

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Bottom line, FUCK YOU

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-10s

kim looked good buy Kylie and kendell looked fucking hot af

unff that body

she looks retarded

Me?

Jesus, fuck
Just got rock hard

*she is retarded
Fify

Are you Katy?

I'll have to check them out

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Good lord Kim is sexy

Enjoy

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No but I want to be sexy

Daily reminder that somewhere on the internet there's an imageboard filled with women posting images of celeb men commenting "OOOOOOOOOOOOH MY VAGINA, GONNA HAVE TO SHLICK TO HIM RIGHT NOW".

Really makes one think about life.

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HNGHHHH

Maybe they also have their own resident autist who spams 2kb vag pics.

Post more Kim please.

Unless you're here, you aren't

Kek

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K E K

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like it is over at the Wall-E forum?

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they call her Large Marge

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Be calm user

Hard to around pictures of Kim, she's just so thick

Got any of her nudes?

Post a Daniel Radcliffe image and she calms down.

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And she makes it so sensitive

But still

I would but gotta head out

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mah dick

You go I'll hold em off.

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But still what? As you know it is too hard to keep calm

Bless you.

Godspeed user

Maybe you are right....

do u want her to be a high yachting girl instead?

Just doing my bit.

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You are a great user

Kim's my favorite but still got to give kylie my nut at some point

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Maybe you can post a Kim pic to test?

Where is everyone else? I don't wanna die alone

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A face born for cum

Lurkin'.

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>i

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Un-lurk, right now.

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My mistress i-is v-very b-b-beautiful a-a-and I know I-I d-don't deserve h-her...

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But I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOO tired!

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Fuck...
Nope, i feel just as sensitive. She keeps activating breeding urges in me

That board is called

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Aw. Late night? What is your timezone actually? I dunno where you are from.

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I wanna hump my pillow and pretend it's a sexy Vicky :o

Lewd

Regretfully
Going to have to fap them away

No!

I have my doubts that women browse Yea Forums.

I stayed up all night yeah, just because I didn't have to work. I'm live in Canada and (unsurprisingly) am in the central timezone.

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Aahhhhh yeeeeeaaaaah

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cut a hole in your mattress

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I'm not sure that will work user

I've heard girls replying on voice recordings in threads before

Oh, why not?

no way, I will lick the cum for her

or just let me lend a hand

Didn't know you were a leaf. Silly Beady, let me tuck you in.

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M-M-M-Many m-m-m-m-m-men can only d-d-d-dream o-o-o-of having a-a-a woman like m-m-m-my Vickee...

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your hand will be too big for my dick

Marky babee

ohhh yes oh yessssss

Did you ask for them to be your GF?

The day of the leaf blower can't come soon enough. 。゚( ゚இ n இ゚)゚。 WISH JAYSUS WOULD TAKE ME

Okay but if you tuck me in you have to be sure not to miss my feet... n u n

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Kys midget

uhhh this is sooo hawt
I'm gonna squirt

Nope lmao, from lurking

my clitty is throbbing atm
sweetie give me a hand
or a fist if ur feelin up 2 it

Shes just got you far too worked up. I think you need supervision.

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Hmm
Well ok then, I guess you can supervise

this tbh :-/

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-5ps

Ah man, what's wrong? Just a thread user but if you wanted to talk about problems I can listen.

But if you let me tuck you in I will just need to try hard not to miss you.

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Good, good. I'm only looking out for your well being here user.

how would you know, watsonfag?? You've never seen my penis

ewwww

*rattles pills*

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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-dt

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it ain't gonna suck itself, bud

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Thank you user, helps me fap to Kim safely

how big is it?

I was referring to myself. your defensiveness all but confirms your thimble dick tho

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Enjoy your future beta provider lifestyle, sir!

Well there's a lot that is wrong, but I don't think it would be productive to get into it, especially right now.

You won't have to try too hard because I'll be right back after I wake up, wipe those tears away! ( ' u ')/(˘̩̩ε˘̩ƪ)

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u wut

I would be too shy to ask them out. That's kinda why I fit in so well around here anyways.

it's dick spasms.

Don't worry, user you're not alone

Ok. Well if you do want to talk hmu in threads! I post Kylie and Kendall mostly. It's honestly no bother.

See you later, sleep well.

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Natanon has a tiny dick? Gasp!

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Do you mind if I give some feedback?

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we smokin penises

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I know, I'm just teasing you lol

(=゚ω゚)ノ Toodle-doo user, may your dreams soar above the clouds.

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Sure, advice can be helpful

More kimmy please

Good..good. I love how open you are.

any dick looks tiny next to that big ass

Where are my daughter feet at? I know where not: On my lap!

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Open? I thought this was normal

oh, its perfectly normal. Emphasis on that tip..

>TFW Dadfu was waiting for me to go to sleep before he came back.
Oh... (´・n・`) Goodnight...

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It's leaking a lot right now, very sticky

Huh? I am at work
And you didn't respond earlier

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Sure.

Speak for yourself.

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I'm sure thats normal, keep going user

It is
Any other tips?

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So delicious

Try to control your moaning

That's hard, I'm so horny the moans just slip past my lips...

fancy hairdo

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Wew

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Stick a fork in your eye, goblindwarf

(๑•ᴗ•๑)

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Kill yourself, slugface

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Prime scarjo was a great time

it's kind of fairytale-ish.

Suddenly I am a big fan of the met gala.

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Saoirse had on this oriental inspired flame dress. super awesome

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Last years was really good

hehehe these are some pretty weird celebs user

I think that was the theme. something along those lines at least
yeah it's pretty neat and always churns out great pics

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deplorable faggots everywhere

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Morning frens :)

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ah love jerking to Avril, such a nostalgic fap.

This is beautiful (the pic).

That's a really tasty picture

god I'll always love those tits.

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she's like sweet flower ffrom heaven

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Glad I can be of service, loved this from last night

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damn, her cleavage looks so good here.

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I really loved her look too, probably the best of the night but havent looked at everyone's

This too

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Rushing through thirty
Getting older every day, by two
Drawing pictures of innocent times
Can you add colour
Inside these lines

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She really did look great. So did her sister, Dua and a few others

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Willa's pits

Yeah I liked Dua, emrata, jlo, a few other pretty good ones too

Some looked great but didn't follow the theme very well, like Nicki lol

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I want you to lead me
Take me somewhere
Don't want to live
In a dream one more day
Fucking pitfags, they are everywhere

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Oh damn didnt even see Nickis, got any pics?
I liked Lady Gaga's getup but not the biggest fan of her

Leaking for those pits

Ayyy caramba

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weakkkkk

shhhh

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Hot but pretty tame, especially for nicki but still gives us a good view

Sure it would change my perspective
I'm certain i would change today
I'm certain it would change our ways
Would things fall into place
Disgusting

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Yeah the outfit wasn't great but, she still looks amazing

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Kylie

I-I-I know m-m-m-m-many m-m-men c-can only d-dream of a-a-a woman like th-this c-c-coming into t-t-t-their l-l-l-life...

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I-I-It's t-t-t-t-t-too bad m-m-m-many o-o-of them w-w-won't know wh-what i-i-i-i-it's l-l-l-like...

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I-I-I shouldn't h-h-h-h-have a-a-a woman s-s-so beautiful...

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no emfwiend

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Kimmy's look at the afterparty, thoughts?

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Kim makes me sooo weak

Still killer tits

I'm very horny right now

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Yeah true, still looks fine though kim best her

Many men wish death upon me
Blood in my eye dog and i can't see
I'm trying to be what i'm destined to be
And niggas trying to take my life away
I put a hole in a nigga for fucking with me
My back on the wall, now you gonna see
Better watch how you talk when you talk about me
Cause i'll come and take your life away
Many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me
Lord, i don't cry no more
Don't look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me

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Good

Kylie does that to us

Kim bests most it's just inevitable

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Still hot
Meant to say "beats" but bests still works lol

beats or bests, both apply haha

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Worshiping Kim

Its Kim's world, we're just here to worship her

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She deserves it bois

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She gets my worship everyday

In the silence of darkness
Among the shadows of the dead we hear a wolf howling hungry to wake up children of the graves
Unripe Vengeance
The cult that serves as revenge
Has put forward it's fangs to declare a fucking war

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Same user, same

Shall I make new thread??

Yes, I need to keep worshiping

new bread

She has and she will

Kík? Damn.. add 2010416