2004 to 2019. Fml! How do I get a divorce without losing all my money

2004 to 2019. Fml! How do I get a divorce without losing all my money

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Cheaper to keep her i'm afraid.

Worst case scenario you stealthily covert your assets into crypto currency and go to a country that doesn't do extradition for minor/nonviolent crime (thailand?). Once there you dump the crypto and boom, you're scot free and wifey loses her free ride. Incidentally this is the best use of crypto, investment in it is silly but it's incredible for moving money overseas or quietly.

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Use your massive ears to fly away so she cant ever find you

Lol fuckin golden

That’s real
Funny

have her continue her unhealthy lifestyle and die.

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Should've married a good looking girl m8...

she was already a little pudgy when you married her. you should have known girls like that are only staving off full blown land whale status until they can marry a chump

What is a pre-nup?

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