Im catfishing my friend

Im catfishing my friend.

AMA

I started catsiahing young in the early days of Facebook mostly as a means of entertainment. Eventually it became more as I eroticised Finding people’s most intimate secrets through posing as an online lover.

I have done it to many strangers and a few people I know.

Most recently was a friend of mine. Obviously there a lot of people who would never trust this but my friend is a lonely guy and terrible with women.

I found some average looking girls on porn sites and use their pictures. Carefully cropping so they cannot be reversed image search I build a profile on dating sites and keep the nudes for when the conversation gets juicy.

I am also gifted with being able to pull off a female voice from years of drama classes and naturally high voice. So even phone calls are possible.

For the last 5 months I have been catfisihing this friend of mine and have learnt so many things about his sexual desires it is shocking.

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I find this disturbing and hilarious at once. I almost want to watch this as a daily show or something.

share his secrets with us, im interested and impressed

Who cares? You have phone sex with dudes... congrats?

I knew someone like you once. Preyed on others to mask their own insecurities. Sad.

Thank you it has kept me entertained for years
There are a lot!

I know who he wants to fuck and how. I also know he is somewhat of a flasher and gets off sending random dick pics.

Seems to have a mild crush on his sister too
Oh you’re not wrong, I wish I could argue but I tried to quit and ended in a self loathing depressed state. Pathetic I know

Actually no phone sex just saying

Pretty sad.
Shame you’re own life was so shit you have to resort to faking who you are to get intimacy.
Stop doing this op, its a pretty scummy way of living.

I have intimacy in real life.

It’s just a fun way to keep myself entertained and get off

While i other wise agree it’s shitty

Mmmm
Sorry but i could never understand a human that would do these sorts of things for entertainment.
I hope you are not at least using the information as a crutch the the catfish’ees. It literally ruins lives.

You mean an i blackmailing them?/leaking stuff?

No, it’s for me

I will tell you guys as you have no idea who he is but I would never reveal it to a point it could ruin him.

Or anyone. I think the worst thing I done is threatened a guy who revealed he wanted to fuck his step sisters. Who were 12 and 14

I warned him that I would go to the police with the messages unless he moved out of the house.

Long story short he did go to jail as little to my knowledge he had a pending case and I think our messages were used In court anyway.
And I’m no looking for anyone to understand as much as talk about it and answer questions

You’d be amazed at what the average person gets off to

so you're a homosexual? Okay

I don’t get off to men but I have a fetish for erotic writing so a guy writing shit about a girl gets me off and that is one thing I get them to do usually

Although it sounds gay, I admit that, I have never wanted to touch or do anything sexual with another man, so if I am gay id be terrible at it

Good, dont ever use the information you get under false intimacy against the person.

No harm no foul

It’s no fun and I get off to his secrets so it would be mutually destructive

Passive cstfishing should be the only catfishing.
Still have no idea why or how you do it but as long as you dont hurt the “relatively normal” people you do it too thats okay with me.

Shouldn't you be running canada?

I don’t I see no fun in hurting people
I’m confused

Post his nudes

I don’t save them

>drama classes

Justin Treadue.. or however you spell his name.

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You're a terrible person for doing this to your friend

Then what the fuck is the point in this shitty thread

Yeah I dont. Follow Canadian politics much but isn’t her the SJW fella?
Yes I am

Ask me anything doesn’t mean dick pics does it?

If you agree with me why continue? Why not stop being a asshole?

Ad some one said before I have issues I think

Not sure where from

I stopped for a month but felt weak and powerless

I was diagnosed with autism and high IQ

So while school and work were easy human interraction less so, I have a gf and Friends but also a need to dominate and infiltrate people’s minds for information

yeah leader of canada. Full blow sjw. Father was a great leader, and he's riding off of his fathers reputation, otherwise he was a drama class teacher or something. Aside from his father that's what he's known for (before being elected) and people are starting to get pissed that he's not really doing anything for canada but for people outside of canada.

Well you dont have to stop all together, just stop doing it towards people you know.

Ama doesn't mean post the most boring mundane shit either retard

Try having a good question other than dick pics

He is the only one I am really friends with and to be honest he is happier with it

I think he knows it’s fake as well but wants to pretend

Other wise he is way too trusting

Sounds like a cuck

You haven't given a good answer to any question here

Name one good question?

Bump

yep.. I'm not canadian btw, but pretty much what a lot of people think of him. You're either a fan of his or not, the middle is no one cares at all.

Yeah fuck that guy

i need some sauce on the slut

u/Empherial

trips never lie my gay friend

cheers lad

Okay I hope me being gay makes you happy

No problem lad

not at all, i'm just stating the obvious, trips never lie.

I’m sure they don’t and I’m sure this isn’t a classic case of projection

you are a terrible friend kys lol

you must be new here friend.
do you like this place?

Calling newfag instead of a reply?

Summer seems to be here already I see

calling summer instead of knowing the rules.
faggotry was always here.

Nah

Goddamn for some one straight you seem to rather butthurt from my gayness

for someone this new you seem to be quite the op

>new
>gay

No U

Why do fags like you whine in every thread.

Also Op is a faggot but I want to know some secrets.

THen ask?

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you should thank me for bumping the thread.
it was dead long ago.
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Thanks fam

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no problem

Bump

Good job OP.
You are the most fucked up shit I read on Yea Forums in 2019.

You are a virgin, aren't you?

>I have intimacy in real life
You sound like a faggot.

Thanks anonLol the non inward replying to said i had to fake intimacy. Do big words upset you?

Why don't you have sex with a girl?
Or use your skills and catfish girls?
Open a tinder profile with photos where you look rich and buff and catfish sluts and fuck and dumb them.

No, you still sound like a fag. If you can get intimate with women why to you roleplay as one to talk to men? Sounds gay.

Have done but girls are harder to hook and I have a gf and sex lode this is not purely sexual. It entertaining and like porn to me all in one.

I know it does but I don’t get off to the idea of a naked man slot cocks so I don’t feel gay.

I do enjoy a man detailing to me how he would fcuk a girl as I imagine it.

Is it fucked up? Oh yes but does that make getting off to any erotica written by a man gay?

Does your gf know you are roleplaying as a woman?
You really are something.

She has no idea at all

>I do enjoy a man detailing to me how he would fcuk a girl as I imagine it
I understand why this is enjoyable but I'm a virgin and I can't get laid.
I don't understand why someone who gets laid regularly would do it.
Oh well, I suppose if they are so stupid to fall for you.
How can you look your friend in the eyes though?
If you get caught (you know the way we use the language, sentence structure, etc is dead giveaway) they will fuck you up.
You will get caught eventually, it's just a matter of time.

It’s something as I said earlier I have been doi all my sexually developed life

It’s like asking why watch porn if you are having sex

People still do.

And I don’t know it’s easy to look him in the eye. I understand them better knowing their sexual desires. Turns out everyone has some really wild shit

I have been sure to mask my writing styles

>I understand them better knowing their sexual desires.
That's gay, you sound like you want to get cocked.
>I have been sure to mask my writing styles
Impossible, sooner or later you are going to slip.

Listen I don’t mind the gay thing. It’s been said multiple times it doesn’t bother me. I know indent want cock so maybe be a bit more creative with the questions ?

And sure what ever you say it after 13 years and not getting caught it seems unlikely

>13 years
If you do this for so long you have some serious story telling skills.
You are wasting your talent in catfishing when you could be making big bucks in fiction or movie industry.
Why?

AS I said it’s thrilling to learn itinate truths of people sex lives

Learning about my friends fetishes was amazing

Have you ever dressed as a woman or thought about it? It seems like you may enjoy presenting as a female from your online personas.

Nah never.

Unless you count hawing panties as a cum rag ;)

This sounds like copy-pasta. It's also stale.

Stale?

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