Secrets thread I'll start

My closest friend in the world knows everything there is to know about me, except for my name.

I've fucked my little sister since she was nine and I was 11. My dad. an ob-gyn, has given her 6 abortions, She's married now and all her kids are mine

lool those are such german things to do. you should report in the german thread.

keep your lies realistic please.

sounds contradictory.

I've always wanted to fuck my best friend. I catfished her nudes off tinder recently

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...

I'd love it if my friends used my 67 yrs old widow mom as their slut and toilet

How so?

Why do you do it? Are you lonely and have you ever been caught? Is it sexual?

>67 yrs old

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What's wrong, user?

I always hear hoodies out in public even if its summer because i have slight man tits and im insecure about them. Sometimes I go to the supermarket at night right before closing because there is less people inside. Also im blading and have a small penis. Last time I had sex was in 2015 and I came in 5 minutes.

Other than the insecurity for the moobs, are you ashamed about any of that?

Years ago, girl broke up with me and I was mad. So I catfished nudes from the guy she was flirting with. She was very christian and prude and I sent them to her and she got pissed with the guy and stopped talking to him. Guess I won?

When I was younger I worked overnight in a group home for developmentally disabled adults (mostly tards) . I was supposed to make sure they all stayed in their room. I used to let some of them fuck and would watch.

Briefly worked as a stripper in college, the amount of people who would cheat on their fiances or boyfriends was insane. some girls were good though.

I dated a nurse who did that. The looking after, not the voyeurism. Some times I wonder if she did that too though, she usually came home pretty horny.

Were you one of the bad girls?

you prefer not getting pics but you keep asking him to send you.

I'm intentionally making my wife slowly go blind.

Male stripper, just to clarify

The question stands.

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I want to see my slut raped or gangraped to show her what she is meant for

There was one chubby girl in her late 20’s that was brain damaged from an accident. She would spread her legs for 4 of them. She was hyper sexual. You would always have to remind her to keep her hands out of her pants.

STarted for fun and now is somewhat of an addiction.

Have had some figure out my account is fake but not who I am

It is sexual to hear them talk about things. I’m a celeb lover so learning about dirty thoughts of celebs get me off.

I also got my friend to confess to all the sexual desires he has for female friends of ours.

No I have a girlfriend who of course has no idea.

Sorry I should have explained better. I don’t ask he offers and I say no but if I said no all the time it draws suspicion. Plus he offers daily and has afetish for showing off I learnt.

When he does I decide to have fun with it.

Right, so are you one of the bad girls?

Bump

How many times did you sleep with one of the girls at bachelorrete parties?

Why?

I wasn't always in the mood but I'd say about half the time I could sleep with someone, brides about 30% of the time, about 60% of the time the brides would so some stuff with me but wouldn't fuck me.

A’s aarried man whose wife had strippers but is unable to find out what happened that night

Are there any clues to look for?

As a married man*

Honestly the same clues for any cheating spouse, I would imagine most of the time one of the girls there would eventually let the secret slip.

That said I would never marry a woman who wants strippers at her hen night. If she isn't extremely open about what happened she probably did something.

I'm not sure really. So she truly needs me?

I have a HUGE brother/sister incest fetish and I'd absolutely love to roleplay it with someone, but I'm too ashamed to bring it up.

Well her two best friends would meet rat and I know one of them did shit

They all just say they can’t tee as it was a girls last night

Yeah if they are talking about it like that I would be willing to bet something happened. That whole "last night of freedom" attitude is bullshit. You aren't uncommitted until you are married, the commitment starts when you are dating.

It might help to find someone who lived incest or child abuse.

Some of those chicks are pretty into it after growing up.

Have you a sister in real life

No, I don't.

>and I came in 5 minutes.
Lucky son of a bitch. I tend to cum within the first 90 seconds of penetration :-(

Damn well that sucks

Also one of her friends for sure did shit she had her tits written on

Any friends you see as a sister!

If so I know how you feel

just wear a condom

I'd say so, but they're all either taken or platonic.

Dude have some self-respect and leave her, say "I know you cheated, this is your last chance to tell me the truth" and leave either way, if she cheated before the wedding she will cheat in the future, if she hasn't already.

Do you don’t have sexual thoughts about them ?

Of course I do.

I’ve been secretly sharing my gf’s nudes online. (Full face and frontal nudes). It turns me on so much when I’m horny but no I regret it. How fucked am I? What are the chances of it leaking everywhere?

lanks

Already doing that.

you're gay and wanna fuck your friend, dude. the only pathetic person in this story is YOU.

I once a month meet up with my friends and jerk off to nudes we have of girls. Including my wife

Growing up me and my friends were always hyper competitive and overly testosterone fuelled leading to degradation of woman and lack of committing for years.

We are like brothers and yet horrible to one another. Fuck each other’s crushes or partners obejectify women watch porn almost daily.

Due to this our partners are seen as less than, and we still hang out every Friday night and show one another any nudes or videos we have.

man up. start working out. doesn't have to be at a gym since you're embarrassed. just 5 mins a day and an improved diet and you'll be feeling better about yourself in 6-8 weeks.

Well okay you’re clearly a little defensive about gay things and that’s cool, if not a bit telling.

But ,hey ,I know i don’t want to fuck him but believe what you will

if you looking at dick pics from the guy that was fucking your girl is a win for you....... i guess?

Idk man.

I’m missing that part of my brain too. I can only see people as holes for my Cock

They’re there forever dude

At any point some one could see her in public or social media, recognise and show her the nudes

Or worse yet they can take her social media picture and put them with the nudes and share those around.

With time some one will be weird enough to message her and show her,

She will know it was you and besides loosing your girlfriend you will be forever known as a creep a cuck and more.

I’d say 100% eventually

I used to date a girl that would unexpectedly start roleplaying in the middle of us having sex... like she'd start saying shit like "I'm your sister" or "but I'm only 13" (she was 40 yrs old)

Fuck, im sorry. If you don't already jerking off before sex helps.

My gf loves to masturbate to the idea of two big head gray aliens eating her pussy and asshole at the same time

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and you're defensive about catfishing for dick pics, you wanker.

I’m not though I’m literally open about it haha I’m not sure why you are angry

i'll give her an anal probe if u want

Damn Billy Bobb

Fuck. Anything I can do to better the situation? What are the chances someone will recognize her? Guess there is no point to stop now :-/

> I'm only 13"
>(she was 40 yrs old)

the mind can only disbelieve so much...

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I've gotten my ex fuck recognized at least twice. Once a friend of an ex and once a guy from the bar.

I had ''sex'' with my 2 female friends when I was 10 I think. Was it even sex at that age? I only remember my tiny cock tingling.
We were friends from the same street, played all the time and than we found my fathers dirty magazines and we tried to emulate what we saw.
It was going on for months, maybe one whole summer, don't remember it.
Guilt and shame fucked with my little brain for a few years later, I somehow thought I had aids.

Eventually some one will

I spent one month talking to guys non reddit back in the day and sent a non nude of my gf to three guys.

Three

A week later she had a message from a guy in facebook with a screen cap of the entire conversation

Sure thing

Basically ur saying I’m fucked. So.. continue to share?

This is me. I see I'm not alone in this but I can't explain why I do it
I'm not into sharing my gf (hotwife or cucking), would never do something like that, not that she would be into it to.
But I really enjoy sharing photos on kik (groups, anons here) and see people jerking off to her
but I'm not sharing her face, never

Sure can we see

Simple, you are kbejectifyijg her like an win obejct

It’s not even a bad thing

Celebs do it, ever wonder why the worlds most beautiful women dress like sluts despite being married and having kids?

Their husband is saying look at this goddess, she is mine.

Ervybbormal guy should be proud of his girl with out wanting to share, hearing another guy talk about your girl is like hearing a guy talk about your car or your income.

Mind dropping your kik so we could talk about this?

My GF's friend smokes and drinks almost every day and gets like blackout drunk, so drunk almost nothing wakes her up, I can slap her and yell at her and she won't even move, sometimes she will groan and move around a bit but remembers nothing the next day.

I have fucked her and used her mouth, have also put her own toothbrush up her ass and some other things, fun as hell.

My girl is cucking me with her friends and I like it

thats... kinda hot.

when i was younger, i was plagued by wet dreams of yubaba. i didn’t find her attractive at all, but she would show up in my dreamscape, brutally nude, and the next thing i knew i would wake up to find that i had bedwet thick. the problem was amplified in college, where my roommate was able to smell my nocturnal emissions and got concerned at their frequency. after years of sleeping in cummy sheets and shame, i finally took action. i built a makeshift sex doll to look like yubaba and had vigorous, sweaty sex with it until i cummed in her witch vag. after that, no more yubaba sex dreams

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I really don't want/can't do that now

Some examples please

A guy I know who is alpha as fuck in his mind regularly posts his gfs nudes to guys online.

Also uses her pictures on dating sites to talk to guys.

Ian really into seeing his girlfriend get blacked

A girl I know who is married was an amateur camgirl for a time

I love my wife, but I'm obsessed with pussy. I love seeing and playing with a new pussy almost more than I like sex. I occasionally pay hookers and massage girls so I can see their pussies.

You could have your phone/computer "hacked". Clean it up beforehand, deliberately get it infected with some trojan and then have to get it wiped and start over. You've then got an excuse for the leak.

I love to expose my wife's body. Over the years friends and neighbors have seen her naked and she has no idea. Recently, Ive found my son's 12yo friends spy on her showering and dressing. I havent told her or stopped them

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

Regular on cam chat sites to fap with questionably aged grils

which are you currently using? omegle is kinda dead these days.

also,

My secret is that im quite addicted to spying on ipcams by now. got blueiris installed, like 20-30cams always on, every day skimming through records hoping for couples to have fucked or girls to have masturbated. biggest turnon.

Chat alternative is a good one. Had so so many wins on there.

WHats ipcams?

I've gotten my ex recognized at least twice. Possibly 3 times. Once by a ex's friend, an ex and someone from the bar.

My wife found that I visited Yea Forums so I showed her the site. She said it was gross and that she wasnt into it. Weeks later, I find out she comes here to look at cock rate threads. Feels bad

Mostly nannycams or securitycams you can access via ip. there are quite a few unprotected on the internet. wish i had access to even more.

thanks man.

post her

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ever find any wins? post one?

Kinda similar, I catfished my friend a few years ago. The only guy I’ve ever actually wanted to see naked.

Still fap to his nudes sometimes

several. sometimes even questionable. you never know what you see. people can be quite weird too. once saw a man stuffing his nose with vegetables.

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Kek. I've seen girls with dogs and plenty of wet hairbrush handles. Even saw a guy jerking while a kid was sat in front of him watching the tv

on what site? How can I watch these?

Chat alternative. Saw a single digit girl playing in the bath last night. She wanted to watch the sperm come out kek

My female roommate is gone for the summer so I'm in her bed wearing her panties and fapping

on ipcam?

bullshit

Any advice on how to get into some?

Almost everybody cheats eventually. Human nature, LTRs are usually sexually monotonous even if you try to spice, etc. Just open it up and/or don't ask, don't tell.

Completely untrue. You're just a scumbag.

Lately when I smoke weed, I've been having scary thoughts. I love getting high and these thoughts don't happen often, but they're scary when they do. I know I will never act on them, but I want them to go away.

No cam chart sites

phew, i dont really know much. have been in a discord once from someone from 8ch (the ipcam channel is banned there now) and he shared a camlist that i regularly skim through, pretty outdated by now. you def need either ispy or blueiris as software to help you organize and record these things. i recommend the 2nd from personal experience. about the rest.. well, i dont know. maybe we find another ipcam stalker and he can help us out a little.

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Did you get any bullet or skull frags in your cock?

I'm a sexual deviant. I went too far.
Since my early 20, 10 years now I'm into hooking up with women, couples etc. I started dating a girl I knew that was into swinging just to explore that lifestyle more, I didn't care shit about her but was with her for 2 years.
Swinging, cucolding, hotwife, saunas, nude beaches, orgies.
When I didn't hook up with anyone I would use escorts for everything else I want to do/explore.
I did it all and I would take everything back.
All my friends are getting married or have kids and I don't have a partner to start my life with. It feels so bad but for the 10 years I only thought about my cock and exploring my fantasies. Selfishly I didn't even think about my life and future.
Now a normal relationship doesn't fulfill my sex life, I want more, I want dirtier.
Strange asking for help in this shitty thread but why would you guys suggest, psychiatrist or what the fuck to do

friend's gf admitted to me that she would like to have sex with a black guy

dont know her sadly. but you should get her tits out.

im in RL and all i want is dirtier. it's not fulfilling either, trust me. try to find a women that wants the same.

You can find a woman to marry who is also sexually adventurous. Or you can try sex addicts self-help groups and/or therapist who specializes in sex addiction.

How do you do that?

He gets her to masturbate. Causes blindness.

All my close male friends are either virgins or have not been laid in years

I am in a Long term relationship with a great girl and I love how they stare at her.

She is naive and sweet, in no way slutty but also unaware of how well developed she is from her Christian childhood.

I love to get her to dress up in revealing or seductive outfits when we all hang out. More so if she is the only girl there, just to see then drool and linger over her

How old are your friends who are virgins? Aside from that, do they act like normal people?

I've never been married but if I found out my wife to be sucked a male stripper's cock the night before kissing me at the altar I'd kick her to the curb in front of the whole audience.

In a way, I don't want a wife like that. The problem is that I'm too possessive when I'm loving my girl. I wouldn't want to be in that lifesyle and that's ironic since I've been with couples like that. I've been with couples and thought ''I couldn't do that with a women I love'' despite being there fucking her. Cucks are even worse, they are totally dominated by their spouses. They are a shell of a man.
I dunno, I want a normal girl who knows nothing of this shit.

Vary from early to mid 20s

Some are fine one or two are borderline autistic at times

I'm 23 and I like to think I hide it pretty well when I'm with normal people.

Hide what?

List for a friends girl or autism

Being a virgin at my age.

Surely your friends know

>AIDS
>MEGALUL

Great story though user, you are the ultimate chad.

Do they ever say anything about her ? Like to you ?

I never seed

Pics?

No more than a passive comment like how she looks nice to day dark two of them. One other pretends to not stare but I have found outbhebisbskne what obsessed with her.

The other one is borderline autistic and literately will openly talk about her large tits to me and say everything he wants to do to her

I find the possessed girl from the exorcist scene of scary movie 2 hot and jack to her occassionally

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Pics of gf?

What the fuck are you trying to say?

No more than a passive comment like how she looks nice today by two of them. One other pretends to not stare but I have found out that he is obsessed with her.

The other one is borderline autistic and literately will openly talk about her large tits to me and say everything he wants to do to her

No

He’s getting off on the shock that people are actually buying into and responding to his larp story so he’s typing while too excited to actually check his post for typos

the kids are actually his.. you cuck.

Why does it seem fake to you?

Me saying about my girl riding their cocks in our weekly orgies sounds fake but why would I make up me teasing my friends?

Everything here is all fake cunt

My superpower is turning truck stop whores into alligator shit.

I'm 33 and constantly sleeping with my teenage employees. I cant stop myself even though it could ruin my life. I've taken dozens of young girls virginities.

ansjovisphobe

Would you let them fuck her?

No but I love knowing they want to

Gotta be honest, I don't know how I remember this but the story is - Freddy Mercury was on TV and my parents commented how shame he died. I asked from what and they told me aids and that explained it - from having sex or that's the way I figured it.
I think I cried few times thinking I'm gonna also die but I had sense it might not be true.
Also, pornography really fucks with kids' brains, I was a master at finding dads porn, he really had no chance keeping it private so I was exposed to it from really young age.
When I was a teen I thought there's something wrong with my penis since all I've ever seen were cut dicks from porn and I'm uncut. I actually postponed my first real sexual intercourse because I thought the girl's gonna laugh at me or be shocked

When I was 17 my 21 year old sister and her friend sucked my cock. I fucked the friend.

Never said it wasn’t.

How many times did you fuck them . Did they like it. Do you remember anything about them,like were their pussies smell?

Smelly?

Then why question shit? You seem like a retard

Why? Virgins are the worst fucks

>Me and my girl love to put our cum and piss on
bad boys

I was just explaining the most likely reason as to why user had so many typos in his post(a common trait of someone typing out of over excitement while larping).

You seem unnecessarily angry, and not old enough to be on this site. Wait until your pp reaches its full potential before you type

Had a wild night while on a business trip and ended up getting a coworker pregnant. Luckily she aborted it but it became a regular thing for a couple years after. I was married at the time.

Green text?

I think whole summer, every few days but might be wrong. 20+ times for sure.
I would be with one, second would keep guard. I got a bj few times or attempt at bj. I know I licked their genitals but fuck me I don't remember anything about the smell. I still know the girls but we never ever talked about it or mentioned it in our grown lives, I think they were/are ashamed as me.
I think they liked it, I remember I did. as I said, probably not an orgasm, extremely tinngling reaction - the best I can describe it sorry

Your post was autistic as fuck and I think you probably are retarded as well user.

I've never fucked a coworker. It's a fantasy of mine, though.
I've had a mistress when working overseas (wife and kids back home), and fucked plenty of whores, but never a coworker.
Spent a night in the executive suite at what was the Cosmopolitan Wanchai (now the Dorset Wanchai) in HK with a coworker due to circumstances, but nothing happened.

Yikes some one watches John Oliver

Retard

Because I get to ruin them for other guys because I have a 9 inch dick so they will be disappointed by other guys.

The look on their faces is amazing and no one else gets that.

Plus they are so eager

>Yikes
>some one

The reason I asked, I fucked 2 sisters. I was like 11 they were like 7 and 6. They both liked it. Their little pussies were smelly tho. I will never forget that smell.

Not this dude but Ive done this.. Theres a site that tracks all cams phones notebooks whatever they give youv20 random a day for free pay for all access.. Most nothing but I found some gems.

One black dude with expensive high class house banging a chick on his kitchen countertop.. Mid western couple with cams thoughout whole house doing it in dinning room with an old man in a wheel chair in next room jerking off to them.. And a nail salon where the two young woman working there would make out and finger bang when no customers where around.

do it, crop face out

Also explain to us all how typing out a story on an imageboard is considered larping smoothbrain.

>Chat alternative
How do I get cams on blue iris?

>tee hee...I called him a retard twice. Now I’m going to use autistic. He’s probably so triggered

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oh nice, you got tox? wanna share the link there?

chat alternative has nothing to do with blue iris. blue iris is for direct ip cams.

Kek someone is this mad I said someone was larping? It’s not that hard to spot a larp if you have a fully functioning brain.

Such as this one

Yea sorry about chat alternative. I mean blue iris. I got the program, how do I surf for cameras?

Not actually samefagging here, there's multiple anons in this thread that think you're retarded. Continue backpedaling

Sweet home Alabama

I think I was 10, might be wrong. One friend was a year younger, one a year older.
Funny to think, it's very stereotypical I think, I wanted to keep it up but they stopped that, first one girl, than the second
Fuck dude, do your sisters remember? It scarred me, hope you and your sisters are fine, it's really a fucked up think when you think about it

>still doesn't grasp the definition of larp
>insists has fully functioning brain

I love cute girls feet.

You're thinking wrong. You can't just surf through cams. It's for cams you already have the ip of. You now need to skim through the internet for unsecured webcams. Not that easy tbh, and I'm only a beginner myself.
Hit me up on tox and ill share some of my camlists with you and explain a bit more.
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Sounds like a good time. I was ashamed of it at the time but it happened because my marriage was so unhappy. I felt so unfulfilled and empty inside. We married while we were still in college and it was like the lights went out in my ex after we exchanged vowes. She dropped out, started working dead end jobs, and we were hardly ever intimate after our honeymoon.

Meanwhile I'm climbing the ladder and advancing well beyond my wildest expectations. Start traveling as much as possible to get away from my miserable home life. End up spending a lot of time with a mousey redheaded coworker who split her time between my office and Boston. She volunteered to show me the city and we next thing you know we're making love in the backseat of her car in a parking garage near MIT.

Dear fuck what a degenerate

I've sent nude pics of my ex to her teenaged son.

Live action role playing.

Typing out a made up story on Yea Forums and getting off on elaborating said made up story. Other anons excitement over said made up story gets larper even more excited and more turned on.

Usually followed by large blocks of text ending in

>cont?

Over vague descriptions they hope will bait anons to ask them to elaborate....which is followed by block of text mentioned above.

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\nSFBeKb
GO GO GO

-g4

Paid £5000 to have sex with student friend. Pic very related

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holy shit
>still doesn't get it
Have you been tested?

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texted

I fucked a married coworker of mine who has a 25 year old son and I kind of had thoughts of doing this. I wouldn’t do it, but always thought about it. Especially when I see he constantly share memes about “thots” and “married women out here being hoes” etc. and wondered how he’d react to knowing his mother is one of those hoes he’s talking about

Molested a kid. It was only one because honestly 95% of kids are irritating snot nosed goblins that are more trouble than they are worth. The one I got was the absolute sweet princess other little girls wish they could be. She was also neglected enough to badly crave adult attention and for nobody to care if she disappeared for an hour only to come back sweaty

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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GO GO GO

-15d

accepted and wrote ya

Wasn't me. I'm not getting any text.

As a deputy manager i tell my coworkers everything that came up at meetings, even though i'm not supposed to.
I work with these people and can't force myself to keep things which could be important to them as secret

I got married and had a kid with my stalker.

She threatens me all of the time and is super protective to the point that I cant have any female friends or talk too much with any female coworkers.

I once fucked a girl behind her back because she was ignoring me all of the time and we had not fucked for weeks.

I found out a few weeks after I fucked this girl that she was found dead in the woods.

I have no proof but I think my wife killed her...

restart tox.

Seem like the best idea

>>Be OTR truck driver
>>Pick up meth head lot lizard in Midwest
>>Pay her to ride with me for a week
>>She stays high entire trip
>>Lots of head n fucking
>>Bobtail out of Miami
>>Tired of this bitch
>>Fuck her doggy on last time
>>Thump her on back of head a tire checker
>>Bitch goes into convulsions
>>Thump her again a couple more times
>>Head is mush
>>Stop on alligator alley at 3am
>>Roll her gurgling ass into a canal
>>On to my next load

Dude wtf? Why didn't you went ghost?

this turns me on like nothing else does this mean i'm gay?

youtube.com/watch?v=QVkhG8DfvNA

Yes.

How many times have you done it?
How did you feel?
Did you do meth too?

I fucked and got fucked by the bride's father at a wedding. Was staying at the hotel it was taking place at, took him to my room in the middle of the reception. We might have been distantly related, I actually don't know if the bride was just a family friend or a distant relative, I was only there because my parents asked me to come and it was a good opportunity to see some family I hadn't seen in a while.

He's young but gets off to seeing his mom.

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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-htn

>>How many times have you done it?
Many. All over the country. It's easier than you think when you're highly mobile.
>>How did you feel?
I sleep just fine. The bitches are worthless dregs of society. I have no empathy. I guess that makes me a 'psycho'
>>Did you do meth too?
Hell no. I don't smoke the weed or put shit up my nose. I just like a good beer or whiskey.

What the fuck is up with all these wild stories, either i'm very unlucky or live in a shitty part of the world or you're all lying.

I've been told to be a good looking guy and i'm very social and engaging so i'm not an socially incapable autist or anything like that, and still my life is boring as fucking hell. I'm 25 and have only had sex with 7 girls now. Always such a boring relationship with them wanting nothing else then normal regular sex and normal couple crap or casual fuckbuddy sex.

Never been approached by an older woman or anything remotely weird. I'd love to do weird shit like fuck a mature woman or a co-worker at work but this shit never happens to me, it's boring as hell. And whenever i try to actually engage in flirting with a coworker who I know diggs me she just backs out. Always the same crap.

You sit, and your female, are uneducated pieces of shit. Seek psychological help before you fuck your lives up completely.

When I was a young teen, whenever my older sister would get black out drunk and pass out, I'd sneak into her room and fuck her raw. Did this for a few months til she ended up getting pregnant. She thought it was from a drunken hookup with her ex, but the paternity test came back negative for him. She ended up carrying it to term, and now our parents are raising the girl .

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Dubs. You should send them to him anyway. Cut out her face and see what he says.

is it all fucked up and shit?

I'm content to rape her in her sleep and blackmail her into submission with photos she sent me.

So long as she stays submissive and so long as her threats remain idle I am happy to continue this mutually abusive relationship.

Nah, she's around nine now and she's totally healthy.

Nah I wouldn’t do that. That would be completely fucked up. I’m an asshole, but not that much of an asshole.

How old are the girls typically?
Do they all get it or do you let some go?
Always the thumper?

Tbh I don't think I'd be that messed up about it if it happened to me. My mom's sex life is her business not mine. I would probably tell her that someone sent the pic though and that's what would happen most likely if you were to do it. So it's best to avoid the trouble.

My wife and I like to play with our food, I can't even name all the different types of produce I've stuffed inside her over the years. We'll go shopping, go to work, even parent teacher meetings with her cunt stocked like a grocery store. We still eat it afterwards, and I've even served it to our kids not even a minute after pulling it out.

Ever thought of grooming the girl for the day she wants to know her daddy? Preferably sweaty and underneath you begging for another incest baby?

somehow I wish this is true

thats fine and all, but leave your kids out of it.

It's fine, I run it under water before hand. they eat fruits straight from the grocery store unwashed, that's way more disgusting.

>>How old are the girls typically?
Most have been early 20s, but a lot look like 40s from the dope.
>>Do they all get it or do you let some go?
I only go after ones that I can easily do my thing. Maybe 1 or 2 a year.
>>Always the thumper?
That or a Zip-Tie. DOT regs don't let you carry weapons.

Exactly. Also, as I mentioned before, she’s married. And the son and her husband(not his father) are very close. Pretty much like best friends. He would hate her and it would destroy their family. Husband is cheating too btw. He has no idea both him and his mom’s marriage is a disaster.

Well she loves the shit out of me already, I'm willing to bet I could leverage that and a bit of liquor if I wanted to, but I have a few years before I start worrying about that,

>GF and me "pausing our relationship"
>Check snapchat map
>Her and guy that she used to hang out with who had a crush on her are hanging out at her place
>It's 1 AM.
>Call her out on it
>She says she understands
>The next day both their icons have been hidden from the map
What do

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Trippps!
Another story?

>I'd love to do weird shit like fuck a mature woman
Well how many have you hit on? It sounds like your life is boring and sexless because you are a pussy and don't try hard enough. Stop bitching and take some chances.I bet you could fuck an older woman in a week if you just started hitting on them at grocery stores or some shit like that.

I’m intrigued. All checked

Eh well the one I sent the pics too, she's divorced obviously and he's right in the middle of puberty. He's probably just happy to see any nude pics. But I do like that he gets off to them.

When I was 15 and 16 I would work for this summer camp for kids 9-11 from the school in my neighborhood.
We would take the kids and go on hikes, camp in the woods, and swim .

I applied to work there because when I was 15-16 I had a fetish for younger girls.
Some of those girls would develop faster than others so they had a little ass and some tits.

on days we would go swim I would get real touchy with some of the girls that wore 2 piece swimsuits.
Pulling some in for hugs from behind so they could feel my hard on between their cheeks
Some of the girls wouldn't acknowledge it but there were some that would push back or wiggle on it. Those were the ones I would try more with.

Long story short the ones that would rub on my dick I would flirt with.
Flirting with a 10-11 year old girl is real easy.
got 2 of them to develop a crush on me and since they were from my neighborhood I would be able to keep it going.

Got one of the girls to jerk me off a few times a week and got the 2nd one to let me smash

I myself grew up with a family that has never had such issues but if I were to find out that my parents had affairs etc., I just don't think it would bother me too much. Maybe it's just because I'm more mature now though. As a younger kid you dont really understand relationships that well and I could see that causing some animosity.

Install Tinder

Dump her obviously you cuck.

Why do you say that Yea Forumsro?

Why?

Not a story, but how about some rhetorical questions?

Ever smell spinal fluid? It's sickening sweet.

Ever seen someone struggle with zip-Tie around their neck. The way they claw at it in a panic in vain. You can actually see the blood vessels in their eyes bursting.

All of the girls in my family suck at trying to hide their nudes, porn, and sex tapes on their computer. They think a hidden folder is enough to keep them in the clear. I've got enough of my family's nudes that I could beat my dick to a new one every day for like 3 years, and I've blackmailed some of the kinkier ones, like the cousin who taped herself getting knotted by her dog.

She's not your GF anymore faggot. Pause means end.

Lol are you the one who blackmailed KC/KB?

Since I don't know what KC or KB stand for, I'm going to assume not.

Fuck. So no hope of one last fuck huh.

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Dubs
I'm betting the meth heads are more fun the the heroin addicts

Do you torture them before killing them?

Do they know it's coming?

Because she immediately jumps on another dude's cock when you put your relationship on "pause". This would imply she doesn't want you anyway and she has very likely been cheating/will cheat on you. Forget it and find another one.

Dubs. The Asian milf with all the tats.

Fuck seriously?

Definitely not then, no Asians in my family.

Serious. On a side note I'm not saying you should ghost her completely and if you can manage the occasional fuck out of her that's fine. Just don't ever date her again or you'll be asking for a nightmare.

Tgfo

I blow and have sex with obese to borderline immobile guys for money. I've got a consistent schedule with them, and I'm making more than most of my friends with college degrees. I do have to do whatever they come up with, but usually that means a bigger payday from them.

It sucks, because the dude is a 6'3 athletic trainer.

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I love to bm feminists and lesbians on tumblr.

Not gonna lie, I probably would have taken advantage of that. This is why I'm not a nurse or caretaker. I don't think I'd have self-control :(

I mean I would probably for a month or two, but slowly I'd probably let my fantasies get the best of me and then act on them :(

Sorry Yea Forums, but at least I know to stay far far away from that line of work

So I'm a 49 year old guy, and I've set up a fake tinder profile which only matches with 18 and 19 year olds, and says "I'll give you £1000 for one-off sex. It will only be half an hour, and you'll never see me again."

For the last decade or so 18/19 year old girls have been needing money, and very sexually open, so almost all of them swipe right and I get to take my pick.

They come round, I spank them, get sucked off, and fuck them doggy and missionary before cumming in their mouths and getting them to swallow, and I have a couple of hidden cameras filming the whole thing.

Of course, through tinder I can find their facebook profiles quite easily, and I note these down. Then, a couple of years later when they have a cute little boyfriend their own age and are uploading the photos of the two of them smiling together and going on dates, I look at these photos alongside the video of her sucking my daddy dick, and get off on the thought that her boyfriend has no idea what she did.

I quite like walking past groups of teenage boys knowing that they may well fall in love with seemingly nice girls who I've "spiked."

Are you single or do you juggle a relationship around that?
If single would you stop for a relationship or keep it under the radar?

>>I'm betting the meth heads are more fun the the heroin addicts
They're all useless junkies to me.
>>Do you torture them before killing them?
It's probably the roughest sex they've ever had before. I've broken ribs, split lips and given black eyes.
>>Do they know it's coming?
There have been a few times I could tell they started to feel uneasy. I suspect they could tell something was up. I don't outright tell em thought.

Now it's just plain as day user. Sucks to say but Chad has just stolen your woman. Like I said just move on. They're a dime a dozen.

Going to miss access to her face.

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I was over at a friends house playing vidya one day. My buddy was in his chair, wife and 9yr old on love seat, I'm on couch with 6yr old. I'm a big guy so the kid was out of sight of the other people. The furniture was in an odd configuration because they had a big Christmas tree. So we're taking turns on COD WW2. I start smelling pussy, glance over at the kid, and she has her hand in her pants going to town on her little clit quite aggressively. I can hear her fingers in her sticky vag. It kinda stank tbh, I guess she didn't take a bath the night before or something. She saw me look at her and she didn't even slow down. Straight up didn't give a fuck. I didn't know what to do so I just tried to watch friend play while his daughter finger banged herself right next to me. Surreal.

I'm not a writer, but I want to write a porn story about a man who finds himself stranded on a planet (or different dimension) where all the aliens shit literal chocolate ice-cream, piss is literal honey, etc.

But to the aliens, their feces are just as disgusted by that as we are of our own.

But then our hero also discovers that his shit/piss/etc is actually favorite foods to them.

And so he starts down a road of sluttiness and banging hot aliens (or humans in other universe) and being super pervy and they pay him massive amounts of money to star in their porn.

He's living the lift and not suffering, his costars are living the life and not suffering. Lots of sex and cum and fucking hot aliens and eating their chocolate ice cream shit.

I have a girlfriend who I met specifically because one of the guys wanted a bi-threesome. Ended up hitting it off, now she's my go to whenever I need a girl for something.

Why do you hate junkies so much?
How much does it cost to have one travel with you for a week?
Always alligator food or you have any other tricks?
Do you know any other truckers that do the same?

What kind of job?

I only recently told anyone this in real life but the first girl I ever had sex with was my first cousin... From the age of 8-14 our families would hang out in Brooklyn every weekend and we would go into one of the other rooms and hang out. We started by playing doctor and being what is commonly refered to as kissing cousins. As we got a little older it progressed to everything and anything one could do with another person until it became apparent that it was not kosher. We tried involving our other cousins at some points and it seemed like our second cousins who were twins (males) were into it but nothing serious ever went down just some heavy petting. We aren't rednecks. Just some easy coast Jews and it didn't really fuck me up at all. It just made my relationship strange with that side of the family. Everyone wonders why me and that cousin don't speak because we were so close growing up.

How much does gay sex with an old dude make you on average?

It would be cheaper if you would take call girls

You're my hero...

I want to be just like you when I get a little older.

I don't really do by session so much as they pay me per month and I come by a few times a week for some fun. I'd say I average around 1000 per person per month, some pay less, some pay more. This does mean I'm getting less than 100 per session, but I've got enough guys that I'm not gonna mess with a good thing.

No way... Then he wouldn't get the satisfaction of seeing the little douchey boyfriends in FB. I get this guy's steez.

Everybody wants to act like that shit is all in the south, but anywhere there's genitals, there is a chance for incest.

Keep in mind hes paying big bucks for a reason user. Young fresh girls over used up whores can justify the price tag.

Shit I get it, but I'm too broke to do this, or else I would.

I live in a University town, and young pussy is fucking everywhere

Saw my parents at a swinger retreat, ended up fucking my mom while my dad fucked my ass.

I guess it's just a common stereotype I am so used to hearing that makes me feel better about my experience or whatever. I only recently told one therapist and my AA sponsor. I'm 30 now. I guess I've been sexually compulsive all my life so maybe it did more than I care to admit.

Fuck I'm surprised you don't demand more than that or that you get paid immediately.

MEGALUL
too obvious lie but still gave me a chuckle

>>Why do you hate junkies so much?
I don't really hate them, but nobody misses them. They take a lot of risks just to get money to get high.
>>How much does it cost to have one
travel with you for a week?
She only charged $300. I got most of it back lol.
>>Always alligator food or you have any other tricks?
I have other ways. A reefer unit makes a lot things possible.
>>Do you know any other truckers that do the same?
I'm positive there are others, but we don't have a social club with weekly meetings. I did a brutal tag team with a buddy in his truck though.

i have been seeing an ex of mine recently
shes how but kinda poor so when we went out she would always expect me to buy drinks
got me irritated
at some point i was kinda drunk and i went to the toilet and just peed in a bottled beer i had and gave to her. was like two thirds beer one third piss
she just drank it down
was kinda hot, might repeat

See

I'm making around 10k a month, sometimes more, I'm not going to rock that boat even if I deserve more. Plus I have it on good word that I'm in at least a few of their wills, so I'll get a decent payday once they croak.

What's the most fucked up thing you done?

Nah man, straight up. Got invited to the place by a friend on fetlife, found out they're on there too.

now that makes it credible

I've got one more.

I sometimes prey on vulnerable girls as they get out of detox or rehabs.. Recently I picked up a playboy model and I've been seeing her the last three weeks. I feed her addiction and fuck her.

It makes me feel like a man.

Oh and her mom thinks I'm just charming.

not a nice human
i would feel bad about myself
you must be bitter at something?

Dude that's natasha Lyonne from orange is the new black. You can see her adult self naked

How can I get into that?
asking for a friend.

I'm broke and would let old guys fuck my ass.
I'm not even gay, but I could use a few extra thousand a month

I made most of my clients back when craigslist was still at its height, before the personals were removed. I've got no clue how I'd go about it now.

I've been in therapy for years.... I promise the second I have a breakthrough I'll let you know. The worst part is I've been clean off of heroin for a long time. I kind of do alot of this shady stuff sober to replace the rush I miss from using. By all appearances I look and act like a normal guy with a 9-5 tech job. Under my attire are the scars, mind and tattoos of a junkie. That desire never goes away.

what drugs do they usually do and is it hard to get their drug of choice? How do you entice them after coming out of rehab?

Also, people in this thread are talking about raping, murdering and fucking family members. Mine pisses you off. Because you know I'm telling the truth?

Do you think you're on anyone's will? like any of these old guys seem to treat you more like a lover?

If you did get invited to a will reading, how would you go about answering questions when people wonder who the fuck you are?

you really should stop doing this
try naltrexone and nsi 189

>>What's the most fucked up thing you done?
Am I qualified to determine what's fucked up and what's not? lol. I'm basically into hands on physical stuff. I've popped an asshole, shoved my fist in her ass and felt a "rip" then a "pop". There was a delay that felt like 30 seconds, but probably only like 1 and the cunt just starts screaming. Even with a rag taped in her mouth she was loud as fuck. I had to end our play time prematurely.

I know I'm on at least two wills, and they're my richest and loneliest clients. And I'll just say that I was his secret gay lover and that he never felt comfortable revealing that side of himself.

It depends. Its more common in the AA community than one might think. Especially in Los Angeles. Think about the atmosphere here and the girls who are trying to get off drugs and the kind of drugs. For example this most recent girl (and I'm working on another) I met her as she was coming out. I didn't know she was a model though she is stunning. I just knew she was fucked in the head. I played nice guy and took her and her mom out to eat. I bought her flowers. By the end of the night she invited me back to her place. She was primarily alcoholic. I bought her a bottle of vodka and it was on for three weeks...

She's currently back in detox.

I'd say you're qualified.
I guess that's not a big loss in your mind anyway.. you broke your toy get a new one?

Sounds so good.

I have a sugar mama, and I'm younger than over half of her kids.

I'm on naltrexone...

I've been off of heroin for over a year.

I'm just not much of a nice guy though I can play the part really well.

Think yr buddy knew she did it?

Easily replaceable and cheap

anyway you made me sad, im leaving this thread
its kind of hopeless situation
some of us have a vision of living doing good, being positive and doing the least harm
and then there are clueless predators who unhappy with their empty existence try to ruin others for a giggle

its really sad, i wish you would put some effort into stopping this

What do you do to meet these girls coming out? Like literally see a girl leaving rehab and be like, "hey, can I buy you supper?"

not cool

I don't want to give too much away.... But because of reasons I won't discuss I get to come and go as I please. I'm not an employee however.

Have you ever sat a watched while they became alligator food?
Or throw a live one to the Gators?

Fuck man you should have said something. That kind of behaviour isn't as uncommon as you might think in young kids but it should be addressed and corrected as early as possible.

GJ on getting sober. I'm still drinking but I'm about to go to a noon meeting. Scared af of that white chip.

Even thought I'm not an OTR, I love to stop at truckstops for the food, etc.

What should I be looking for to find a lot lizard?

Do they hang out by the trucks (I park in the car parking areas)? Which part of the country are they more popular in?

I live in Kansas and travel frequently to Nebraska to visit family, so maybe it's just our areas don't have much?

Why do you think I'm unhappy with my existence? Morality and ethics are only decided in relation to something someone else decided. Btw this last girl likes to be degraded. It gets her off.

I've never physically harmed anyone in my life. Emotional damage probably sucks I'd rather be manipulated than jumped by niggers any day... Because both have happened to me.

Man you are too optimistic about this world. Truth is that guy is a saint compared to alot of others who populate this planet. Consider yourself lucky that you didn't wind up in a bad situation and just take care of your own interests instead of worrying about other people.

Ok that's fair, so at least you have inside connections.

thats why im talking to him, i believe it can be turned around

yeah, anyone that replies with “nah man, straight up” is absolutely 100% telling the truth

Used to give private lessons. Kept staring at a 15-year-old girl tits, she was pretty slim but those things were massive.

you are aware that what you are doing is bad
theres not a lot to discuss beyond that
you should be activating your own resources towards a resolution instead than perpetuating the harmful behaviour

It's an uphill battle. Don't beat yourself up. Everything you learn along the way is valuable even if you drink again. That's the only advice I can give. Ive been shooting dope since I was 16 I'm 30 now and this is the second time I've had over a year off the junk without methadone or a a substitute.

This void manifests in other devious behavior obviously. For me... Some dudes find spirituality but that's not me.

Same here, honestly it's just too easy.

There are a lot of fucked up in the world. I'm not that guy, but I've placed ads before looking for cutters, and trying to get them to cut for me, etc.

I don't like what I did, and thankfully no one actually followed through with meeting me (I did chat with some people tho, unsure if they were legit or larpers)

I no longer do it, but sometimes the desire is there to get someone to do fucked up shit

GIVE ME THE FRIST STEPS DUUDE

I'm trying to figure this shit out and I can't

Eeee I would run if I was you

They were not my sisters

I'm so used to dating fucked up girls for so many years during my time as an addict that it still is the only thing that gets me off. I recently tried dating a nice normal girl and it drove me mad. No one understood and a lot of my close friends were pissed off when I broke up with her but their were a few problems for me. She was way too normal, she didn't fight with me, and she liked me right away. This does nothing for me.