I have a date tomorrow boys, teach me how to kiss

I have a date tomorrow boys, teach me how to kiss

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>Take rope.
>Tie noose.
>Hang yourself.

Pretty easy, it should only take you about ten minutes.

Ask a female family member to help. Its tradition after all

Practice with your boyfriend’s anus

Just put your lips together and go with it.

Last time they kept trying too hard and opening their mouth.
There's no special trick or goal you're after - just put your lips against theirs and enjoy the company. Then think about what you want to do or follow their lead.

Easy,
> ask her to bend over
> grab your dick
> shove in her asshole
> swirl clockwise

You initiate it, lean in 80% if she wants to too, she'll come the last 20% towards you. If not she'll turn away and if she does, no big deal you can try again later if you're not a pussy about it. Don't put your tongue past her teeth unless she does and you're into that. And just for general advice don't be a needy, try-hard, fucking weirdo and make the rest of us look bad.

Part your lips slightly, let them go loose and always have them at an angle from hers because its awkward trying to kiss when your head is parallel to hers.
Close your lips slightly around hers with little force and let them do what they want to, you’ll know when you’re doing it right.

aye i thought i should start this thing with tongue but ok i will let her do this first

feel free to tongue kiss just don't go shoving it down her throat like a porno, not going past her teeth is a good rule of thumb for newbies

Ok, you're gonna want to moisturize the shit out of your lips. You will need about 3, maybe 4 tubes of ChapStick. Fried chicken grease will work in a pinch. Spend the next several hours smearing that shit all over your lips and face. When your skin starts to prune up like you've been in the bath to long, you know you're good. On the date you wanna be confident. When she tells you a story, scoff and roll your eyes and ALWAYS one-up her story with a better one. Even if you have to make it up (Optional: have food in your mouth while talking). At the end of the date she'll say something like, "I had a good time, user." Respond with, "Fuckin-A you did." Her woman juices should be flowing at this point. That's when you do it. Learn in, furiously. Press your lubed up lips/face against hers and start violently flailing your tongue in and around her mouth. Her pants will then automatically remove themselves and the rest is history, my friend.

> Start off softly on her neck
> Kiss around her ear, breathe into it
> Move down her cheek
> Light kisses around her mouth
> Plant it on her kisser
> Start off slowly then give her the tongue
> Play that real cool, don't wanna rape her with it, just flick it playfully against hers
> Move back occasionally, let yourselves breath
> Focus on her neck and shoulders some more
> Kiss her nose, forehead, cheeks
> Back to the mouth
> Continue with what feels comfortable
> Enjoy!

>cover her face in your herpes infested lips
ok

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Kek. Op hasn't even kissed yet, i doubt he's got the herp.

Use as much teeth as possible

Best advice so far.

I think you can get it sucking dick.

Fuck you! I'm not gay! Ask some other guy.

>mouth closed and tongue in until lips touch. If a third party can see your tongue anytime during a kiss you are doing it wrong.
>Don't keep you tongue too stiff, doing movements too repeatedly, too fast. Relax. There is no such a thing as too slow, but there is such a thing as too fast
>Breathe through your nose
>Kiss is not just tongue stuff, work on the lips.
>There is unspoken communication in kissing. You want to get to the place where she mostly kind of mimics what you do.

underrated

most of the time i just sort of nibble on her lower lip but i dont claim to be any good

Make sure your lips aren't dry, but don't be licking them right in front of her. Try to be discreet. And go easy on the tongue. The first girl I ever kissed was pretty chill with teaching me the ropes, and her biggest complaint was when a guy thinks it's hot to shove his tongue into her mouth. That kind of thing makes for a sexy shot in porn or whatever, but in reality, it's likely to make her gag. So just be easy and tease with it, more than anything.

Kiss my ass

thank you boys for advices i will summarize them and wish me luck

Don't forget to suck her dick after you kiss.

so you want to kiss on the first date? Be a gent and wait

it's not first time like 2nd

Come back when you've kissed her and tell us how it went. Use the same pic in your OP. We will look out for you mate.

Seconded

Thirded

The easiest way to do it user is to invoke your mimic Pokemon self and just mimic her lips when they touch yours. Good lucky fren.

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Fourthed.

I always liked ketchup more than mayo

pingus in baginer

Kiss a horse

we would rather you learn to kys

You already know. Just do it slower than you think you should.

THere is a lot less tongue stuff than you imagine.

You look her in the eyes, if she looks back at you with a serious look, then slowly approach her . Don't pucker your lips like an autist, only pucker up when your lips are out of the FOV.