*blocks your path*

Nig Nog uses flee

its super effective

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i’ve jizzed in you already, get ready for several more months of that action

Hi pregnant, I’m user. LOL!

Shut the fuck up you Australian

Thats a weird way to spell Petrol sniffer

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Kekked

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pic related works faster and less messy

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That sounds like a challenge.

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*enchant* so i dont say a word 2 her n she gives birth 2 a darkskin kid nice 2 meet you queen ant you let all the men get you pregant another "virgin mary"

oh you are pregnant i am the enchanter that means i will not say a word 2 you, you wont hear me speak i am dumb deaf blind and mute officer doofy reporting 4 duty

I'm not

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kick her in the stomache

yeah and we know you went 2 that party with the black darkskin football team and tyreik and trevon and tyrone had a foursome with you now youre on teen mom and your single , now these three black darkskin boys are fucking el rey mr hankey dildos up there ass and sucking eachothers cocks on chaturbate 4 cash and 4 touching white women we trust god, now you are trying 2 take slo almightysosa 2 maury and said the kids his even though he never shared any words with you you just want the one with the beast voice the goody goody nice guy that finishes last, the slowest

"who's the father?"

>had a vasectomy 19yrs ago
>sterility confirmed

*blocks your path*
>"I'm pregnant"

I gives a shit. Whether we fucked or not, and we haven't since I haven't had sex w/ anybody in over 3yrs, it doesn't matter

*IT AIN'T MINE*

Don't see the problem, when the kid grows up to an appropriate age you can fuck her too, get her pregnant.
> repeat

Babies live in the pussy you moran

accepted

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N I g g e r

I'm sterile and you're a slut *Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way*

Yellorite actually.

Not with me youre not

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You cant get pregnant from Ass2Mouth, babe....

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>I'm pregrant.
>Who's the father?
>You are.
>*Didn't even have sex with her*
What do?

you stay and raise your child like the cuck you are

The fuck?? What's this??

scoops both her tits

Thats wonderful news. Lets fuck again to celebrate.

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God Bless America (2011)
youtube.com/watch?v=WaXDaAsfHuc
I'm identifying with the shooter, I guess I should turn my self over then, I'm losing it.

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OP here. The pic should mean this:

"im pregnant and jamal left me, will you give me a 2nd chance?"

We're "just friends" so it doesn't concern me.

lol

But you’re a trap. Wat?