God Andy Sixx is so fucking hot I want to suck a log of shit out of his asshole
God Andy Sixx is so fucking hot I want to suck a log of shit out of his asshole
Jonathan Wood
Jayden Brown
OP is so fucking gay I want to slit his faggot throat and watch him die
Tyler Hill
op got mad that people are mocking his faggotry, so he decided to create a dozen more threads to
>get back at everyone who isn't mentally ill and doesn't want to eat shit like we do
Samuel Hall
Sebastian King
nobody lost their minds kid, keep misreading the world, all it does is tell us how buttfrustrated you are
Josiah Young
Nolan Nelson
grow up
Elijah Cook
>misusing maturity to defend coprophilia
dude, take your meds
James Anderson
LOL
Aaron Jones
dubs logged throate clogged
Ayden Ramirez
M O A R
O
A
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Jack Ward
Joseph Myers
Jason Hall
hehe stinky
Brandon Williams
spam
Liam Hernandez
stop spamming and grow up
would you?
Cameron Morgan
>stop spamming
says the faggot who spends all day long spamming Yea Forums with threads about eating feces
sorry kid, just because the rest of us don't have your mental illness doesn't make it spam. go see a doctor for that mental illness.
Justin Howard
mature a bit
James Green
>being this butthurt
Easton Murphy
misusing maturity to defend his mental illness
LYING this desperately
...
you two faggots should cut out the middleman and suck each other's asses, you know you want to.
Grayson Collins
stop spamming kiddo, would you?
Eli Sanders
sorry infant, criticizing your faggotry and pointing out your gay shit fantasies is not the same as spamming, stop getting so butthurt about it
...butthurt
Charles Powell
get out of our thread crybaby
Brody Scott
why do you have gay porn on your pc?
Isaiah Allen
>get out of our thread
not going anywhere kid, you need to get thicker skin
>why do you have gay porn on your pc?
not knowing how copy/paste of images works
Landon King
but would you like to see andy sixx nudes?
Jack Foster
Henry Richardson
i'd really like to see you logposters eating each other's asses, sucking out those corncob-filled gobs of excrement.
i'll even pay to take pictures of that!
do it! come on! you know that's the only way you'll ever experience that creamy log you talk about day and night. and you know you will never have a chance with that singer, so just reach out to each other!
Kayden Phillips
>copy/paste
oh sweetie, you must be new here.
Oliver Sanchez
that's really weird. please take your strange fetish to another thread.
Samuel Young
tell me what you think of this picture
Parker Roberts
sorry, i found my home
i think it's unoriginal and only tells me you would do well to meet up with one of the other logposters, but you're too deep in denial to admit you really want another logposter's ass on your mouth
Levi Campbell
>i think it's unoriginal
howcome
Tyler Hall
please check the catalog for a faggot thread and leave us loggers in peace.
Brayden Ross
because the subject matter has been redone for years. it would be more original if you took a picture of your own ass so the other logposters can appreciate it.
who knows? you might find a sweet date today!
Julian Parker
not going anywhere kid, stop getting so butthurt
>kek, butthurt
Benjamin Murphy
age a little
Angel Ward
suck my ass. you know you want to
Henry Campbell
why should I show my ass while you are posting that already
Ian James
because you know you want it,
you post about it all day
now you can let your dream come true
actually eating ass
Evan Robinson
you need help. take your meds.
Levi Fisher
can you show me more pictures?
Nathaniel Lewis
you need to admit your desires and stop hiding behind an andy fantasy
sure can. as long as we are, why haven't you proposed to one of these other logposters?
James Campbell
take your meds
Aiden Foster
Cameron Lopez
suck my ass
Colton Gutierrez
Kevin Cruz
Christian Cooper
if you're dreaming so much of ass, come have mine kid
Carson Morris
So... wat the hells up with this guy and his constant obsession with logs?
Leo Nguyen
real mature kid
Jonathan Myers
Julian Myers
Isaac Rivera
don't be mad, be glad!
Ayden Nguyen
um... dont you mean YOU should grow up instead of pretending you have a point behind these logging situations?
Easton Gutierrez
Caleb Walker
yikes
Grayson Lopez
um... so Eating shit is mature?Pfff jesus kid where the fuck do you com from?
Easton Kelly
Jonathan Gutierrez
I don't know, better post pics of dicks?
Nathan Parker
Luke Hernandez
Jose Bennett
you obviously haven't tried yet.
Isaac Jones
Luke Ward
Robert Green
Jonathan Torres
Jaxson Powell
garbage, it makes me sick to know people like you exist... then it maks me feel better out of nowhere cause I keep remembering that "Hey.... If I tell him to eat shit, hed actually do it" so im okay now...
Zachary Howard
Carson Butler
Jacob Long
Thomas Smith
Charles Davis
Brody Rivera
Isaiah Rivera
Cameron Ross
Yes! I havent! and wont!... Ever! lol
Tyler Gutierrez
Aiden Hughes
Ryan Watson
Logan Cox
Austin Cook
William Nguyen
Kayden Evans
typical kid response
James Harris
Jordan Cooper
Aiden Ortiz
I would. I take it youre gay
Jayden Long
Kevin Martin
Anthony Taylor
and i love andy's logs
Xavier Kelly
Asher Miller
Camden Wood
Christian Foster
Me too.
This thread is so hot
Levi Lewis
John Jones
Luke Sullivan
Asher Martinez
Tyler Evans
Ryan Diaz
ok this made me cum
Christian Morris
Bentley Gray
lol im totally unphased kid...
lol Im even eating a day old egg and cheese and sausage muffin from a random gas station. Dude this Meme isn't even worth keeping around Yea Forums ost of the "shit posting" was ten times as gross. Like two girls one cup? I could tolerate, but I didnt get off on that 'shit' lol
Landon Brown
show me your ass baby, stop getting so butthurt!
Cameron Baker
then cut out the middleman and suck a real ass!
Nathaniel Martin
>not andy
grow up
Isaac Sullivan
Wow they're ruining this gloriious thread with gay nigger shit.
Jaxon King
Nice thread
Landon Cooper
Hunter Jackson
Luis Flores
.
Easton Hill
>logless shills like gay porn
go figure
Christopher Flores
Colton Gutierrez
logging shill doesn't like gay porn but likes male ass excrement
>what is cognitive dissonance?
Carter Adams
kek they're pathetic
Ryan White
Charles Ward
faggots gonna fag
Isaiah Reed
I like log memes and gay porn.
Carter Sanchez
Kayden Scott
i bet you're gagging for a log right now kid
Gabriel Moore
.
Aaron Diaz
Juan Robinson
Zachary Parker
Jason Fisher
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shill and spam the thread
kek
Michael King
Logan Bell
Christopher Sanders
Oliver Anderson
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shiIl and spam the thread
kek
Nathaniel Butler
Isaiah Lewis
stop spamming would you? grow up
Wyatt Collins
i don't know, seems logposters are all mad
are you lying on purpose?
Adrian Perez
>are you lying on purpose?
what?
Thomas Bell
Asher Stewart
Christopher Sanchez
you lie about btfo, you kids are obviously the ones who are mad,
why do you lie?
Gavin Allen
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shill and spam the thread
kek
Aiden Moore
keep on lying
nobody believes your LIES
Benjamin Watson
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shill and spam the thread
kek
Dominic Lopez
Colton Myers
ellie doesn't know who's who anymore.
Jaxon Powell
what's wrong with lying? are you a kid?
Aaron Brooks
Just leave this void thread user
Evan Morgan
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shilI and spam the thread
kek
Aiden Reyes
all of these angry cucks are just jealous we have the courage to come out with our love for logs, a love that the entire human race has deep down might i add
Mason Evans
why are you lying so desperately?
it's obvious you were BEAT THE FUCK OUT
did you hope to repeat the LIE 50 times and hope others would get hypnotized by your LIES?
Robert Collins
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shill and spam the thread
kek
Michael Hernandez
Andrew Morales
Daniel Davis
Chase Rodriguez
post some more porn kid
Michael Morgan
Adrian Hernandez
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shill and spam the thread
kek.
Brody Hill
Joshua Wright
why are you lying so desperately?
it's obvious you were BEAT THE FUCK OUT
did you hope to repeat the LIE 50 times and hope others would get hypnotized by your LIES?
Brayden Mitchell
Eli Baker
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shill and spam the thread
kek
Hunter Robinson
Aaron Turner
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shill and spam the thread
kek
Easton Ortiz
Noah Nelson
>mommy people are lying on the internet!!
Kayden Wood
why are you lying so desperately?
it's obvious you were BEAT THE FUCK OUT
did you hope to repeat the LIE 50 times and hope others would get hypnotized by your LIES?
Brayden Morris
why are you lying so desperately?
it's obvious you were BEAT THE FUCK OUT
did you hope to repeat the LIE 50 times and hope others would get hypnotized by your LIES?
Andrew Hill
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shill and spam the thread
kek
Cameron Ramirez
Jacob Reyes
Henry King
Charles Diaz
Andy could suck a brick shit-house turd through a garden hose.
Ryder Robinson
why are you lying so desperately?
it's obvious you were BEAT THE FUCK OUT
did you hope to repeat the LIE 50 times and hope others would get hypnotized by your LIES?
Grayson Perry
Jacob Adams
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shill and spam the thread
kek
Liam Roberts
William Jones
Eli Taylor
why are you lying so desperately?
it's obvious you were BEAT THE FUCK OUT
did you hope to repeat the LIE 50 times and hope others would get hypnotized by your LIES?
Brandon Ross
John Johnson
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shill and spam the thread
kek!
Brody Lopez
Nathan Fisher
why are you lying so desperately?
it's obvious you were BEAT THE FUCK OUT
did you hope to repeat the LIE 50 times and hope others would get hypnotized by your LIES?
Jaxson Myers
i would suck a steamy log out from 10 meters away
Connor Torres
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shill and spam the thread.
kek
Logan Bailey
why are you lying so desperately?
it's obvious you were BEAT THE FUCK OUT
did you hope to repeat the LIE 50 times and hope others would get hypnotized by your LIES?
Camden Torres
Jonathan Cox
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shill and spam the thread.
kek.
Dylan Ross
why are you lying so desperately?
it's obvious you were BEAT THE FUCK OUT
did you hope to repeat the LIE 50 times and hope others would get hypnotized by your LIES?
Jacob Reed
Thomas Thompson
andy is so fucking hot
Josiah Ortiz
Cooper Hernandez
he's right, you guys are butthurt
Blake Bailey
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shill and spam the thread.
kek.
Christopher Jackson
i pray to andy each night in the hopes he will bless me with one of his logs
Nathaniel Butler
he's right, you guys are such liars!
Robert Cooper
why are you lying so desperately?
it's obvious you were BEAT THE FUCK OUT
did you hope to repeat the LIE 50 times and hope others would get hypnotized by your LIES?
Matthew Williams
Jason Hughes
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shill and spam the thread
kek.
Joshua Martin
ha ha, burn!
Elijah Russell
Nolan Richardson
why are you lying so desperately?
it's obvious you were BEAT THE FUCK OUT
did you hope to repeat the LIE 50 times and hope others would get hypnotized by your LIES?
Landon Hill
why do you like gay pron when you can worship andys logs, makes no sense to me
Thomas Wright
Charles Gutierrez
Parker Hill
logged and clogged for this internet argument
Xavier Sanchez
Wyatt Diaz
Christian Martinez
Ethan Bailey
logged and ready for andy
Cooper Ross
Jack Torres
not a log. this cover makes no sense.
Landon Phillips
>when you're btfo and LOSE another battle so you shill and spam the thread
kek.
Nolan Long
why are you lying so desperately?
it's obvious you were BEAT THE FUCK OUT
did you hope to repeat the LIE 50 times and hope others would get hypnotized by your LIES?
Adam Reed
Dylan Richardson
Eli Jones
Brandon Thomas
Julian Lopez
HOT
Christopher Jones
Jonathan Wilson
shill
Jose Morris
u lost kid. give it up.
Oliver Jackson
Ian Brooks
roll
Benjamin Ramirez
lost what my man, were just enjoying some logs here
Ayden Myers
>i'm so mad someone posted something i don't like, so
>I will LIE LIE LIE and if I LIE enough,
>i can convince myself that i win!!!!!!ONEONEONE
Asher Wood
Zachary Thompson
u lost kid. give it up.
Jace Smith
Noah Carter
>i'm so mad someone posted something i don't like, so
>I will LIE LIE LIE and if I LIE enough,
>i can convince myself that i win!!!!!!ONEONEONE
Austin Cooper
u lost kid. give it up.
Evan Peterson
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Andy's creamy log of shit, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Log Slidding, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret log slides down people's throats, and I have over 300 confirmed clogged throats. I am trained in log slidding and I’m the top slidder in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will slid you the fuck down with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the log, maggot. The log that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can slid logs down your throat and clogging it in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just from eating corn. Not only am I extensively trained in log slidding, but I have access to the entire fiber supply of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to slide my ass-ripping giant creamy steamy dreamy logs of shit down your miserable throat off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all down your throat and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. ~Andy
Ian Perez
Lincoln Parker
>i'm so mad someone posted something i don't like, so
>I will LIE LIE LIE and if I LIE enough,
>i can convince myself that i win!!!!!!ONEONEONE
James Edwards
Grayson Gonzalez
Hunter Young
Reminder that logless is a 40+ year old fatass virgin with terrible photoshop skills and zero friends. He smells like Dani's piss and crippling loneliness; a truly pathetic individual who derives pleasure from rustling the Jimmies of easily-baited newfags. He will die alone in a pile of Mehmet jizz-rags and empty pizza boxes. Nobody will miss him except for his dog, who only likes him because he gets to lick peanut butter off his balls. Logs slidde in all throats.
Luke Green
i fucking love a clogged throat
Jacob Campbell
Jordan Rivera
Easton Gonzalez
>Be me in highschool
>Scenefag back then
>Vans Warped Tour
>Summer 2011
>I staked out in the porta-jon toilet closest to the stages for 36 hours
>Hundreds of hot beer shits, piss, vomit, cigarette butts, bloody tampons and ass sweat rained down on me day and night
>Still I waited
>Second night falls
>Up to my chest in the cess pit of waste
>Delerious, I drift in and out of consciousness towards the end of another BvB set
>The music stops for a while
>Hear the jingling of scene kid accessories
>Am I hallucinating?
>"Great set, bros, I'll be back - I've got to take a massive shit."
>It's Andy Sixx
>His footsteps get closer, as does the jingling of his Hot Topic chains and belts
>The door opens
>It's time
>I tilt back my head and open my mouth as wide as I can
>Andy grunts
>He rips a massive fart that blows my hair back
>I see the log crowning
>The steam nearly blinds me
>It dangles for a moment before slidding silently down my throat
>It is warm in my chest, like a sip of brandy
>By the time it's all over he's pushed three more hulking logs into my gullet
Mason Wood
Reminder that logposter is a 40+ year old fatass virgin with terrible photoshop skills and zero friends. He smells like piss and crippling loneliness; a truly pathetic individual who derives pleasure from rustling the Jimmies of easily-baited newfags. He will die alone in a pile of jizz-rags and empty pizza boxes. Nobody will miss him except for his dog, who only likes him because he gets to lick peanut butter off his balls. Sage grows in all fields.
Adam Williams
Camden Reed
Perhaps you're one of many people who ask themselves "Why is there a meme out there portaining to some queer who we've never met before's shit? Why do we care? Why does anyone care?" or "What is someone trying to accomplish by posting all of these fucking memes on the internet?" And that's a fair question. You have a right to know, but what you don't have a right to do is post onto Yea Forums unless you are 18 years of age.
Perhaps people are dumb and don't read any of the explanations provided to them by the Yea Forums staff or the KnowYourMeme entries. These, of course, are that Andy Sixx is the hottest, sexiest, emoest, gothiciest eukaryotic multicellular organism to ever walk the face of the earth and traditional sexual intercourse could never truly consumate one's true and deepest desires for him.
Nicholas Lopez
Blake Thomas
hot as fuck
Sebastian Phillips
Jaxson Allen
Lmfaooo
Zachary Wright
Our Logger,
whose anus is in contact with your lips,
Hallowed be thy colon;
Thy shitlog down your fucking throat come,
Thy will be dung
with turds, as it is with spicy diarrhea:
Give us this day our daily dump;
And forgive us our imperfect sphincter,
as we forgive those that choke on your feces,
And lead us not into the hands of Dani Filth,
But deliver us from the piss patrol:
For thine is the asshole over Yea Forums with a creamy, dreamy steamer,
the power over the cock raters, and the redditors
For ever and ever.
Logmen.
Nathan Barnes
Wyatt Scott
logmen my clogged brother
Asher Evans
Ian Mitchell
Benjamin Cooper
Andy Sixx is no stranger to shit. He has been shitting in the mouths
of his fans for nearly 6 years and when he sat down with me for his first interview since a really horny fan managed to suck so hard on his asshole that food he hasn't even eaten yet came out, he was quite homely and humble as we all know him to be. I was excited, and just for me, he ate a deadly but delicious combination of jalapenos, curry, Whoppers from Burger King and clam slidders from White Castle.
"The incident is something I will remember for the rest of my life," Sixx told me doing up his trousers after I had just sucked a massive fucking warm creamy MONSTER log roll out of his asshole, like this thing was massive, man. It was weapons-grade, I'm telling you. "I know they were a fan and everything and really excited for the opportunity to have me drop a big one down their scrawny little throats, but I don't know. It got me thinking, you know. Maybe I should take a break so that I can recover from it."
Andy is usually pretty brave, but the phenomena of food that he hasn't even eaten yet spewing out of his asshole by someone just ruined him mentally and has supposedly taken a small break from his log of shit duties which I totally know would not be permanent by any means.
He has since recovered and has doubled the number of logs of shit he allows his fans to suck out of his asshole on a daily basis from 3 to 6. I had even asked him where he even finds the time or the food to produce 6 logs of shit in one day. That honestly can't be easy.
"Nobody said it would be easy, but it was something I must do. The log of shit must continue sliding down the throats of the fans and I must do whatever I can to keep up with my fans. They are my flock, and I am their shepherd who shits down their throat every day".
Cameron Stewart
Jack Ross
IL TAKE ALL OF THEM
Wyatt Edwards
Dominic Lewis
Nathan Morales
David Adams
Reminder that logless is a 40 year old fatass virgin with terrible photoshop skills and zero friends. He smells like Dani's piss and crippling loneliness; a truly pathetic individual who derives pleasure from rustling the Jimmies of easily-baited newfags. He will die alone in a pile of Mehmet jizz-rags and empty pizza boxes. Nobody will miss him except for his dog, who only likes him because he gets to lick peanut butter off his balls.
Andrew Perez
is this an internet argument?
Ayden Thomas