Porn sucks you cucks
New YLYL thread, there might be one but I only looked for a second
OC edition
Porn sucks you cucks
New YLYL thread, there might be one but I only looked for a second
OC edition
The letter agencies are letting me post alot without captchas
Hi FBI, HI CIA, HI NSA, HI JIDF
Alot of non captchas
HI Google
I see you seeing me
Wanna hire me? I know hiroshimoot wont, I don't even think he exists anymore, I think he's a proxy you guys made up
Bump
Good shit op.
You might not be such a huge faggot.
I mean. You still gobble more cocks than Freddy Mercury. But hey, you’re tryin.
>Actual turd story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of logs since middle school, when some bitch slidded on me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is log crazy, really wants to eat someone's shit
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and skid marks showing through his pants
>visibly defecating
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "she's gonna hate his logs"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated Andy Sixx
>she's worried that he secretly wants to get slidded by Andy again
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"his logs were neither dreamy nor creamy, and they did not produce steam"
>tryingtoholdbacklogs.jpg
>tell my father this
>poops uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Assuming people here are smart
how dis make u feel whiteboi?
Sounds like a great way to go
Ok, it’s been a while and I am now dissatisfied with you. Go back to cum guzzling OP.
>intensifying intensifies