I've finally met a cute and interesting woman who is willing to ride my dick...

foreplay mate, just foreplay until she preferably orgasms and then just go at it bruh, she'll be satisfied

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Take like 8-10 pills of DXM cough syrup that you can find at Walgreens or CVS.
I fucked my ex for like 3 hours straight.

Practice some auto-erotic asphyxiation, take it to the ragged edge. It’s the only way to get control.

opiates will kill the sensitivity without interfering with getting hard. haven't found any other drug that does that. you don't want to be really high or anything, or you won't cum at all, and since it's real life trying for 3+ hours just pisses both people off. and obviously way way too much and no boner period. but the right amount is great. won't ruin the sex like a condom, won't make you hard but not do anything to delay cumming like erection drugs and stimulants, won't make you soft and disoriented like downers (at the dose you need).

i don't know if OP is exaggerating or not, but as someone for who 10 seconds is literally, no exaggeration, longer than i'd ever make it sober, it's not something that is really manageable on its own when its that bad.
sure if you can go a few minutes you can switch positions, eat her out, etc. single digit seconds... no.

if it's at that point you need to talk to a doctor. There are things they can suggest.

But even if it's literally unfixable, you can still have a happy relationship. Girls don't care how long you last as long as they get off. The only time they bitch about a two pump chump is when he yeets out his load and then rolls over and goes to sleep with no care for her needs.

OP here. Well last time I had sex with a girl was like almost 2 years ago and I really did only last for like 10 seconds first boner and 30-1 minute 2nd boner.

I've tried everything, people have told me not to fap and that shit actually makes me cum in like 2 strokes at most. I tried training myself to cum in 20 minutes when watching porn and while it worked at times, some videos where the girl was a huge moaner would still kill me in seconds

Get some delay spray or lube. Might practice with it, too. It uses Lidocaine - the same stuff in Oragel to numb a tooth - to make your peen a little less sensitive. BUT! Don't keep using it, switch to a different lube after you've applied it once. If your dick goes completely numb it'll be mushy.

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just go for round 2 and you'll last 20x longer fag

oragel and most other dental anaesthetics use benzocaine, not lidocaine.

, this is the best idea medicine has besides my solution. and local anesthetics fucking suck.

Always rub one out before you meet up, the more you do shit the longer you last OP what are you a fucking virgin?

Go to the drs and say you’re suffering from depression induced errectile dysfunction. That you had a girl break up with you and you can’t get an errection at all... Get viagra and then beat off before you go to fuck her, then pop one, it’ll numb you a little, you’ll have already cum and you’ll be diamonds.

>oragel and most other dental anaesthetics use benzocaine, not lidocaine.
Same shit.

Get some viagra, cialis, or levitra. They make your recovery time very short. So you can fuck her, then eat her out, and get your dick hard again very quickly. Then fuck her again. If you did a good job with the pussy licking, she will cum like crazy when you fuck her that second time. She's going to love it!

they're both local anaesthetics, but benzocaine is more chemically similar to cocaine than it is to lidocaine.

Not OP but I noticed that after sex (while always wearing a condom) there is a bit of blood mixed in with semen, however after I jack off it never happens.

How bad is my AIDS, Yea Forums?

I actually knew a lot of these arcane details when I worked in a hospital pharmacy, 20 years ago. Now I just don't care. And I'm not being a dick about it, just saying a lot of that stuff fades away when you stop using it on a daily basis. (I mean the knowledge, not the cock drugs) I remember stealing a handful of Viagra when it first came out, so that'll tell ya when.. maybe 1998?)

Dude you gotta get the first two fucks out of the way then shit will start getting better. No mattwr what the first time with a new hot girl or girl you like you going to last 3 min of honest fucking. But if they are as into it as you they will be shaking in a minute anyway.

when i worked in a hospital, almost as long ago, and had access to all the OR drugs, i was still completely straight edge and neglected to steal any of it. that makes current me sad.

That is the the lowest thing i have ever imagined in my head. If im so sad i cant fuck i hope my doctor prescribes me a fucking rope

This is the other point I was gonna make before getting derailed on the Benzocaine thing.. When you get down to business, is this like a long comfortable screw session, or a quick romp before her parents come home? Because if you've got a couple hours to play, you're probably gonna cum about five times. Fuck, take a break, fuck again, 69, fuck some more. It takes a while. Kinda like the last scene in 40 y/o Virgin.

From a female friend, which saved my sex life: Get good at licking pussy. Read up. Go watch videos. When doing it, take your time getting to the actual licking. Tease. Then, lighter is better, use the flat of your tongue instead of the tip. Get her off first and you can get away with anything in the sack. You can be a lousy fuck, just lousy, but if you're good with your tongue you will never be short on dates.

Then, remember sex is more of an emotional experience than a physical one for women. Go slow. Kiss lots. Tell her how good she feels, etc. Good sex is like 90% hands and lips, and 10% dick.

Oh, and tell her she's beautiful after. Girls will literally forgive any dumbassery in bed if you do that. I am not joking.

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I stayed away from the lock-box because I'm not stupid. But I helped myself to some occasional Valium, Xanz, T3's. But completely stayed away from the Schedule II shit.

>Does foreplay really help you last longer?

yes. also if you make her cum before you fuck her, all the pressure is off you for the main event

alcohol depends on the person and doses. It diminish the arousal at moderate doses but it increases dopamine levels in which causes a sense of mild euphoria.

I would recommend to go 55% less of what you normally drink to get on the tipsy/ "buzzed" effect if you are scared of not getting it up.

Or smoke weed.

I don't use pills because I am skeptical about it but there are some pills that are sold over the counter that act as "Enhancement Sex Drive"
>pic related

some of my friends had tried half of it and it works a little too much I think for them. Oher option is to go to a doctor for Viagra or something related

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Lose weight. Work out. Stop eating junk food.

Is he woried about fucking wining the iorn man your just fucking a girl?

All I know is back when i would work out I would also last way longer. In a wheelchair now, FML

well yeah you don't take it from the lockbox, but they almost never used up whole vials and just chucked the partially filled ones in the trash at the time. at least in the OR, which was restricted access anyway

10 seconds is kinda impressive. Do you cum that fast when u fap?

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Wtf man

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Op

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>In a wheelchair now, FML

What

What happened? Sorry to hear that bro

Are you legs broke?

I worked in the Pharm, but split time between several sites. Some were closed-door, inside the hospital, others were retail. Part of my shit was to run meds to dying Hospice patients, and it got wild when they're actively dying. So, I could've pilfered a ton of C-II if I wanted. But it's pretty dangerous game to play. Sometimes after they died, I'd take the shit back to the hospital for disposal. It gets messy when they're shoveling the shit into dying people. But, I was always afraid to fuck with the real shit. I heard of a kid who got a wisdom tooth out and the oral surgeon gave the kid a Duragesic patch - Fentanyl for you others - and he fell asleep on it, on a heated water bed, and absorbed too much and died in the night. Freaked me right out.

Fuck that shit

This

Exactly. And because of all that, I never got into the whole opiate craze which is pretty prevalent now. I just like my pot and beer like a good boy.

If it’s possible to get it up and keep going right after cumming, just do that since she’s got IUD. Pull out, cum on her, shove that fucker back in and go for it. She’ll lose her mind.
Basically what I do when I have those days when I don’t last long.

Foreplay, dude. It makes the sex last longer (not for you technically, but you seem worried about her enjoyment). If you arent a bitch, you'll go down on her and learn where the gspot is to make her squirt. If you're the first to do that to her, she wont get off ya

yeah the last time i had a connect for duragesic some idiot OD"d and he got too afraid to sell them.
but the problem with anecdotes is they're anecdotes... that dentist was beyond reckless, those patches are explicitly only supposed to be prescribed to highly tolerant people (and if he was highly tolerant, i sincerely doubt he didn't combine it with a lot of alcohol and/or benzos)... i'd keep the 100ug ones around and just eat some gel when i was out and about. 16 years mainly shooting opiates, never OD'd. and of the 20some friends i've used with over the years, only known one who OD'd fatally, and because he did something incredibly stupid i would have stopped if i was there (took full dose he was used to of methadone the night he was released from jail, where a 90 day stay dropped his tolerance to near zero), and only had to intervene in someone elses OD once (also because of something incredibly stupid, this girl wanted to look cool with the people she just met who were shooting large amounts... 'oh yeah give me a full 80 i usually do 90mg' 'yes im sure'.. ffs it's not a competition)

Don't listen to these faggots. Get the confidence up. Even if you have to fake it for a bit. Smash like chad. Cum when you want, where you want with no regard to her plessure. Do this and she'll be back.

I'm using the term "kid" loosely, I think he was college age. But yeah, definitely a dumbfuck dentist. But nobody was really abusing them at the time, afaik. Maybe some serious junkies, but not regular people. It took another ten years before I even heard the word fentanyl again, in the news. Maybe longer. Most people were just popping Dilaudid. Nobody was spiking pharmaceuticals, those people were just not in my universe, they were wizards in their own worlds. If you spiked anything it was street junk.

yeah the problem was few of the people milking the pill mills had insurance (and if you did, you could only use it at one of your doctors), and without insurance things like duragesic and actiq were fucking expensive. even brand name OC's were cheap at $12-15 each, the patches and lollipops were like 60-100 each at the pharmacies. i could have gotten them anytime from my doctors if i really wanted.

I'd forgotten about the lollipops. Most commonly it was Oxys and this liquid called "Roxinol", which was oral delivered and pretty simple to calculate into an Oxy sized dose. We had some doctors here who operated pill mills but they never lasted too long. Home office situation. I knew this girl who was banging this homie, she had about six doctors and would go to one every day, paid cash and doubled it back in the hood. Every fucking day. They made a lot of money.

i injected oxyfast (same thing, oxycodone oral syrup) a few times

and you were doing it wrong if you were only doubling your cash.
you could usually get 150-300 or so roxis (30mg oxy), these cost $1/ea at pharmacies
you could wholesale for at least $5-8ea (back when full retail was usually 50c/mg). then 120-240 OC80s. the Watson-made ABG's were $5-7/ea from a pharmacy, you could wholesale for at least $22. lowest i ever got (before the plastic apocalypse) saw was $18, but that was a different deal (manf. facility connect's reseller)