Ask a low-grade street hitman anything

You’re a dickhead, that’s when you ask for your shitty neighbours to be topped. Can’t train a dog for shit, must be shitcunts

Shut up nigger, i didnt post this

It just barks alot and keeps me up at night so im tired for work the next day

... call the council?

How many people have you killed

6 so far

Imagine being such a pathetic loser that you have to make up lies about yourself on Yea Forums for attention...

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biggest paycheck?

Oldest person you killed?
Youngest?

$25,000

Oldest: 57 I think
Youngest: around 21

How'd you get into it, and how do you keep gaining employment. Vaguely I guess if you have to...but some detail would be cool

Have always had some undesirable friends from my childhood, grew up shitty. I turned my life around with getting out of that place, got a good education, regular job, doing pretty well.
Reconnected with childhood friends around the time my mid life crisis hit, they needed some things done, I put my hand up for it, got it done.
Word of mouth employs me, people come to me to get shit done, whilst living a double life. To put it vaguely

Want to move up to the big leagues, OP.
Call 17033511000.
Ask for Brian.
When you're told "There is no Brian here"
Say 17633.

I'll be here until 2 am EST.

Little league is fine for me, Yea Forumsro

Have all the kills been clean, or was there ever a time where you fucked it up and had to kill them extra hard

Improvised suppressors?

First 3 were messy as I was inexperienced and opted not to use a gun. Used knives, axes - stabbing, chopping, struggling.

Then I got a gun, life is sweeter

No suppressors at all

While not absolutely necessary, I think it adds a margin of safety.

That said, I am constantly amazed that as long as there is only a single shot, nobody calls the police, not even in a crowded apartment complex, at 11 p.m. As long as there is no second shot people rationalize it away.

what's the weapon of choice

youtube.com/watch?v=XQ7z57qrZU8

In low socio areas people are too scared to call the cops and be “rats”/“dogs”, so I’ve been pretty lucky in that regard

You're leaving the boddies at the scene or moving them?

Ever tried luring a victim to somewhere you can load the body into a car?

Unregistered firearm? 5 years. State time.
Unregistered suppressor? Federal charge 10 years.

It was a kitchen knife and a landscapers hatchet at first, thought it was smart because there were no loud bangs but the people struggled and made noise which defeated the purpose.
So now it’s a sawnoff, one shot one kill kinda thing

Not your personal army, faggot.

How much do you get paid per hit?
Are the marks all drug dealers and shitheads?

How do you sneak out of your moms basement without her hearing you?

Mainly people involved with drugs and debts, younger victims were shitheads, older victims were family men/respectful jobs involved with the wrong shit.

Lowest I’ve been paid is 10, highest is 25 so far

Which/how of them we're cowards?

How much to kill a lonely NEET fuck who lives in his grandmas basement and masturbates to loli hentai?

>inb4 me
yes, it is.

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All were cowards, begged for their lives like dogs, tried to blame 1000 other people around them for their wrongdoings and misfortune

>be hitman
>won't kill ugly wife
How much to kill yourself?

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Have you ever been moved to spare someone's life? What's the least important reason, in your opinion, that someone was willing to pay tens of thousands of dollars to have you take someone's life?

Honestly, a drug debt is a stupid reason to kill somebody. But when you get paid, the reason is irrelevant.

Also the only time I got them feels was when the target was a pregnant woman, who offered to fuck me to get out of what was coming. She got stabbed to death.

I always give people the chance to repent, but none of them did.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

The fib monitors this place. Pretty stupid to post incriminating evidence

>OP is FBI
>thread is honeypot

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Did you get paid extra for the baby?

Become a medic, ive got 14 so far.

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OK this is bullshit anyone who's done time knows this is the opposite of the type that actually does dirt

I should’ve.

So you'll kill a person, but not a dog?

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i mean, some of those are kinda convincing. but this one not so much.

So my only question is, why are you telling us about it? Twisted literary confession of a brutal murderer for hire, or fictitious falsehoods of a shitposter with smol benis?

>OP here
>got ya
>basement dweller
>glad to make your day a little more interesting, niggers
>drops mic
>I’m out

its a trap
abandon thread

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