Ylyl

Ylyl

>Platinum Tier Edition

Do not post unless it is Platinum Tier. If you’re unsure then it can’t be Platinum Tier.

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Why do people repost the same pictures in every fucking thread?
If you saved it from a YLYL, don't post it.
You are the reason Andy Loggers exist.

>inb4 getting mad at memes in a YLYL
Niggers

I like it.

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Thx b/ro

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I never save shit unless it send my sides into orbit. Dumping

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Contriboot or fuck off nigger

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Lost

>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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>getting mad at memes in a ylyl thread

Fuck off to 9gag homo

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That's all I got bros. Dump your God tier shit let's make this one legendary

Fuck off chump, contriboot sumtin or eat a dick

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Is it wrong that I would actually eat that?

gg

Oof

Not at all
If anything youd be a faggot not to

It literally says: "Thank you for using the toilet cleanly", but I like the English version better.

Found the gook

scratch that. I got a few more on my comp

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Glad they didn't forget the bacon.

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*you’re

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Lost

>only about 70 male actors to 10,000 women
Fucking fuck Japan really got neutered after WW2 there's a testosterone shortage over there

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U guys think if I moved to Japan I could get ahead with work/cash and find a hottie to marry?

Behold, concentrated autism!

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Yikes.

Japanese don't like non Japs living there

You still would after all that, init lad? You're a right cheecky fuck but you got a lot of balls and I respect you.

Ya but everyone knows theres tons of girls that would love to move back to the US with me

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"Platinum"

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No baka gaijin fuck off desu

Go back to Africa with your flying carpet, sandnigger

Africa?

Maybe he was talking to the monkey

Round eyes fruck off.

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What? U dont want me to come dick down your women?

mfw

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You're thinking of China. It's ok you are just racist thinking all asians are the same

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I lol'd

Sup bros

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It that motherfucking Giygas?

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Typical round eye problem.

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Lost

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These are just juvenile

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No I'm thinking of tons of countries. Thailand China Japan etc

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They're not my women, I don't give a shit. You could godzilla stomp the whole fucking island for all I care. But I just think they won't like you.

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Dick his women
Just dont touch his waifu pillow

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Ya maybe Japan. Out of all the asian countries isnt Japan the only one that's not a shithole?

That doesnt make sense

72 virgin

South Korea?

Forgot that one

What are ya gay? That makes perfect sense. U must me new

Hong Kong (now part of China, though)

Really needed the bull to be a nigger goy

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There is parts of China and Thailand etc that arnt shitholes ofcourse. But the majority.

Yeah of course why not

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Mam em new. Danks por knowing

I literally hope the tumor in your left lung ruptures

Just one man's opinion.. Native Japanese think Americans are beasts. It is very expensive to live in Japan. If they did take a leap at some white guy, it would be a rich guy, all women get hit on, and whites are not uncommon, they're just not very desirable. There are tons of military, pilots and business guys.

I would go to somewhere like the Philippines, Viet Nam, whatever. I'm not really picky about the whole asian thing, so the exclusivity of Japanese means nothing to me.

You have link to 101 ways to work your dog?

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Butthurt Jap
Still salty at ww2
Wishes his women didnt crave American cock
Cuddles and cries into his waifu every night

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Stop being a dumbfuck troll fag. I'm a white shitkicker from Appalachia.

Funny if true

Met this guy. Good dude.

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Holy fuck, is this true?

How many asian you fukk? I fuck your mother ahahahaha

big if true

Big if true

The iceberg exploded into teeny tiny pieces upon impact, enough pieces to tear the ship in half. But since the pieces were so small, they were eventually covered with dust and debris on the ocean floor

Mind Blown

Zero. Don't care. I've never given a shit about their queerbate cartoons, their blurry porn, their xeroxed population, their pervert underwear machines, or their faggy little rice barf snacks. The only thing they've ever contributed to my world is candlestick trading techniques.

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lold and lost

No one cares. Everyone is going to move to electric soon anyways. Fuck off

Accurate

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Your just jelly you cant fukk superior jav

Faggot

There is literally 0 evidence of an iceberg. It was an inside job to claim insurance fraud.

Lost

No, not really. I like tall blondes. Some slants are really hot, but generally, I think they look a little retarded.

How many tall blonde you fuck ha? I fuck your mother in the ass!

Wouldn't the small pieces of iceberg have melted?

Your mother scream like this: ooh yeah baby fuck me in the ass with your Japanese cock

There’s a reason this was on reddit.
And it should stay on reddit

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How convenient

anyone has the webm of a black midget that goes into a restaurant and fucks a guys leg?

Its a metaphor for the Afrikaaners.

Four.

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I work for a major aerospace company. The engineers don’t actually touch any part of the plane, all they can do is create processes for the shop floor machinists to ignore.

this^

I lost.

All those slant bitches want superior white men who aren't submissive cucks

I fuck ur mother four time just today ahahaha

My doctor has this pic in his office.
Should I be concerned ?

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Will do !

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Oof posters are the most ultimate oof

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they're not even funny

Me too. Where about? Southern wv checking in

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Lost. Holy hell.

NICE feet

Nice feet!

KALI-MAAAAAA

i lost

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lost

Fucking top kek

nice feet

Gotta shake it up

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Worst ylyl ever
Sage this shit

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Based

Hey shitkicker-bro. About 90 miles north of Philly.

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Yes i want you to cum in my ass too

nice feet

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Lost

Coal. let me tell ya. Am I right?

This is me, but I watch John Cena sing it

Exactly. A bunch of fucking normie Facebook memes. Summer has def begun.

Where I am from this is mandatory

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Tons. Mountains. Mountains of slag for riding quads, partying. And obviously the whole place is historically obsessed with it. But we don't mine here any more.

Those silly minions

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I want one.

Same with the partying in the mountains and quad riding. We party on strip mines and mountain top removal sites, but our mines are still somewhat active. Pretty trippy when you are at a party and they dynamite a fucking mountain top near by

If this is "Platinum Tier", I'd hate to see Gold Tier. I haven't even cracked a smile.

Platinum is better then gold you mongoose

Get out

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Go and bury the tranny I just shot

Did somebody say Andy and his creamy log?

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This gets less and less funny as time goes on. Considering it was never funny, we're somewhere in the negatives.

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its actually your you fucking degenerate

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Sounds about how my friend described it

I dont think so

Great places to party in my day. Huge panoramic views. One spot we had looked down over a whole valley splashed with city lights. Huge massive chunks of granite, they just stripped around them. Eventually, power towers went in there, and you could hear them TWANG in the wind. It blew your fucking mind when doing acid and mushrooms. You'd be sitting there and hear this groaning bwong Bwang twang TWONG and weren't sure if it was in your head, or real. Camp fires. Impossible for cops to get to, because all the locals had trucks with 33 inch tires.

"It's"

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Why hurt you and led you to believe that any decent ylyl material comes from here?

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Amongst all the shit, this made me chuckle.

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fuck...

cunt

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Oh goodness me what does this seem to be, a creamy log of joy just for me?

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9/10

Fucking lost, mate.

that kids goin places

Sure. Why not

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Kys

Something we used to do was open the valve on a gas well cap and take a flame to the bitch. The flames would shoot about 20 feet or so in the air. Those gas well roads had some of the best riding, same with logging roads

Yes

>flame
Ha. Thats not a good idea. I later went into the pipeline industry. So, to me, thats like a guy saying to an electrician "We used to use big wrenches and smash them into breaker panels to see the sparks!". The electrician would be like "dude, no". But I know some of those places burned off the gasses in permanent flames. WE have underground mine fires that have been burning for almost a hundred years, coal seams that go on forever and will probably never burn out. Ever heard of Centralia? The town that they bulldozed. Thats about fifty miles from here.

>Actual turd story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of logs since middle school, when some bitch slidded on me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is log crazy, really wants to eat someone's shit
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and skid marks showing through his pants
>visibly defecating
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "she's gonna hate his logs"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated Andy Sixx
>she's worried that he secretly wants to get slidded by Andy again
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"his logs were neither dreamy nor creamy, and they did not produce steam"
>tryingtoholdbacklogs.jpg
>tell my father this
>poops uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Dude, I've always wanted to go there. We have mine fires around here, but nothing like that. We all live in valleys and the coal is above us, not under our feet

Ya

>One girl is crying the other one is laughing
someone got it in the wrong hole

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The men's ears split from all the aaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

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Yeah, I've seen WV documentaries and such. Very different to blow the tops off. These were all drift mines, tunnels. There was one called the Avondale Mine Disaster, not far. They tunneled too close to the underside of a river and it sucked the river down the hole. Wiped out like fifty men. A hundred? I donno, lots.

Theres an even better mine fire that never gets mentioned. Its in a town outside of Wilkes Barre called Georgetown. The locals call it Dogtown. Its much smaller, but the roads are literally hot. Its all evacuated and blocked off in the middle of a residential area. You can go in there and just lay on the road in the middle of winter and be warm. Light fires in the road. Its like hell surrounded by normal houses. Its right off a spot called Giants Dispare, which is a very old hill race with wicked corners. Its kinda famous, for road racers. They did their hundred year race not long ago. Hair-pin corners, very steep. The rest of the year, people just use it as a normal road, and its fucking wild. If you check this pic, you can see smoke in the background. Thats from the fucking mine fires.

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LOST

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Worth reading

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Steveposting is fairly quality though.

Legendary, witnessed

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this is all over Instagram...

Ya got me

if this is true you could have told it a lot better

Lost

nice fucking feet

i laugh every time at this god damn meme

nice

Nice

You're pathetic. It is here to stay. Go out back and fuck yourself, newfag.

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Close, new blackhole that autistic artists are making into a chick.
Honestly prefer the goatsy rendition

Sensible chuckle

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Stonetoss is GOAT

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> The inside of the train is empty

HAHA THOSE WHACKY TIC TACS DID IT AGAIN

Been checking it out on Googles, shit is fucking gnarly. Especially with those kind of vehicles. Those documentaries are depressing, and I can't really discredit them, but I promise it's not all bad

Not bad

Not bad trips

Sauce?

Fuck. I lost

in europe they killed cats 'cause church said "devil and shit"
long story short, no cats to kill rats, rats grow in number, spread the plague and kill almost all humans

boku no piko

Only one that even had a chance. This may be the most pathetic YLYL in the history of ever.

Awesome!

I love Bill Cosby movies.

Zozzled

spicy meme

almost

kek

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Jam cannot be rancid because it doesn’t contain fat

of all the thing to chuckle at...
damn my stupid sense of humor

I can kinda see him in the background though

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Anyway, being from the general NorthEast, I'm eventually looking at Southern PA. Where the notch in WV and Maryland meets. Nice up there.

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I loss to this.

Honestly kind of sweet.
The kid being a monkey is having lots of fun

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Wow, nice feet

nice

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Contractor here
We too ignore engineers

Better than most tbh.
Barely any bananas, logposting, andysux, tired "edgy" stuff or political crap.

what the fuck is that? hollowpoint 12 gauge slug ammo?

Oh god

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Guy on the right is an oldfag, left newfag.

Lost

IS THAT THE KID FROM SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE?

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Janeane Garafalo

Just die already.
Didn't you die the last thread? How do you survive? Eating dick just makes you stronger?

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Fuck. Got me bro.

>you never realize that this is reddit now
God damn Die you fucking twatt

Yes it is. Ever get the chance you need to check out Morgantown WV.(my place of birth) I love that little area of MD, southern PA, northern WV. You can still be out in the sticks, without being too far from civilization.(like where I currently live)

That's not laugh-inducing, that's truly cringe-worthy and anyone who actually likes that is subhuman garbage & should anhero.

lost

(You)

*rightclick/saved*

Oh good, I thought I was the only one who fucking couldn't stand that aspect of Jap porn.

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this pic isn't about Jews or Hitler
it's about the way of thinking
you are an idiot

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Dude, I don't care what the fuck my medical condition was, if I was laid up in the hospital & the nurse told me David Gilmour, Nick Mason & Roger Waters would be coming to visit me, I would shit egg rolls and then die right there on the spot.

That's the whole point of make-a-wish kind of things.

Legendary

*laughs* Wwwow man!

That movie sucked. Sorry. Cannot believe Rip Torn, Julie Hagerty & fucking "Finch" sank to the level they did starring in that absurd piece of godforsaken shit.

subtle kek

Guy in the pic looks like Maddox

It's actually a scene from Requiem for a Dream. She's crying because she's doing it for heroin.

The middle ages vs the 1950's. When russia and the US were going to space China was doing this shit.

What's so funny about this?

I'll do that. On maps, I just look for big green patches of hunting land you can see from space. Then I look for towns within those splotches. Thanks for not being a dick on Yea Forums bro!