State your job, salary, age

call center agent
2.5 hr
19

Manage cemetery and funeral home
147,000 a year
28

That's not your job you dumb twat, try again.

No one gives a shit, your preaching to a brick wall

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Stockboy
$13.10/hr
18

general logistics loser at big outdoor store
7$/hr, 18

60k/year
associate software developer

Software Engineer
$130k
32yo

Should be making $200k... fuck am I doing

>Still being this assblasted 2 years after Hillary lost

Let it go, junior. Trumps basically guaranteed to win in 2020 exactly because you far left fringe extremists have acted like such batshit crazy cunts. You've made Trump look like the sane alternative by your own militant extremist actions & rhetoric.

This. The Dems had 2020 all wrapped up in what would have been an easy victory. But they fucked it by going full retard.

Line cook at a james beard awarded Chicago restaurant. $20/hr

Dental hygienist
52/hr
30

25

Busser at a mexican restaraunt
10.50/hr
20

Very busy and hard job and always packed full of people. Hours consist from 9:30am-10PM with a small 30 minute break. I'm the only busser as well.

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Software Engineer
$250k
18yo

ezpz

he was the "executive sous chef" yesterday

Summer intern at electrical co-op
$14/hr
20

Ah, chef mike I presume.

trump is like every rich guy I've ever met -- dumber than a pile of dog shit, but because they have money, they think they're fucking brilliant. What a fucking putz.

Is he the first confirmed autistic President?

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Also to add, I clean about 50-100 tables in a day and have about a year and a half of working days.
So on the low end I've cleaned 18,000 tables and on the high end upwards of 25,000+ single handedly with no help.

Why are unemployed basement dwelling incels so envious of other peoples wealth? Never understood the jealousy far left forever alone virgins display towards productice members of society. No wonder women avoid them like the plague.

they're 25 year old obese neckbeards that leave the basement long enough to attend antifa riots or score some meth/ heroin. no use in trying to deep dive a left wingers diseased mind, user.

my local wendys got hit by a tornado.

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> Software engineer
> 33
> $230,000-ish a year (that’s what my taxes showed, anyway. After a certain point, who cares?)

you call that a tornado? now this is a tornado

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did the "chef" survive?

I was a busser in highschool
I hated it
it is an very hard job that everyone in the place (employees and customers alike) walk all over you and treat you like meat
a few choice waitresses were sleeping with the boss, why was married, mind you and had apparently gotten pay increases and less responsibilities. we could be slammed and the waitresses would walk around because they had nothing to do. these bitches made bank and all they fucking had to do was take the order. that is it, literally that one fucking thing.
when I first started, one of them was a single mother, with three teenage kids, and drove a fully loaded ford explorer and I just thought she had a fairly wealthy husband until I realized she wasn't married
TLDR I know how you feel

Faggot your a faggot you're faggot
8 faggots your faggot an hour
faggot is you're number

also..
>Locksmith
>40,000 USD
>21

>Locksmith
>40,000
>21

>"Xenophobic"

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You call that a tornado? Now THIS is a fucking tornado.

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Medic (Cardiology resident)
100/hr
28

Deep thoughts from a shallow mind®

Haha that sounds about right, Very accurate all the girls who work are coal burners and have multiple children. It's positive as it has made me gain a lot of muscle since I lift heavy stuff and stacked glass plates all day.

fellas, let me show you what a tornado looks like

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Village Public Works
20.24 /hour
22

you call that a tornado? well you're so stupid all times. here's what it is to be tornado

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i heard a rumor that he hid in the freezer when it hit and the tornado finished flipping the burgers for him. the story blew me away. also, now THIS is a tornado

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I like how motherfuckers at Wendy's, McDonalds, Hardee's, etc. consider themselves chefs. It's like the school janitor calling himself an environmental protection specialist.

Personal care assistant
$11/hr
26
Avg yearly salary $32,000

i think we all want some semblance of dignity no matter at what rung of the ladder we might find ourselves. but in the end it all get sucked away by a tornado anyway

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you even lift tornados, bruh?

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Cook would be fine. Nothing wrong with being a cook.

Plastic Extrusion operator. $17/hour, 28m.

thats a good point though. i think chefs conceptualize the dishes. and get a load of this tornado

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tornado operator
500mph rotation
24 dead

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now THATS a tornado. but do you call this a tornado?

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plastic press operator
$12.75@40 hour week
24m

i could never eat that tornado. now THIS is a tornado

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>radiological engineer
>150k
>26

Damn son, nice tornado.

sauce?

cop
32 an hr
35

I'm straight, but I'd go gay for some of the tornados in this thread.

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Roblox developer
2000$ a week
23

Lasagna, $5.95, Gemini

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nah, just ate it plain

Moar

the toilet on this bitch

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Loomis Armored Truck Courier/Security
$14.50/hr
Guaranteed pay of 40 hours even if I only work 35. I usually make 50 hours a week anyways. Longest work day was 18 hours.

what are the requirements for a job like that? driving around picking up cash all day sounds comfy

>Miralago landscaper.
>$50 per week.
>12 years old.
>Jesus Loves me.

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Mind telling me what company? As a fellow software engineer I'm pretty curious.

>government contractor, fortran software dev
>68k a year
>33

it's fucking hard to find a fortran job anymore so even though this salary blows for software development, I'm sticking with it as long as I can.

Graphic Designer
$25/hr
32

If I'm gonna fall for the bait I wanna point this out:
> Rich
> Dumb
Pick one. Rarely are the two hand in hand.

Porter at lumber yard
$12/hr
23

Sales Rep - Verizon
$68,000 a year
22yr

IT Technician
40k a year
25

You must be fun at parties, faggot.

Disabled Veteran
$3,900 per month
Age 27

public interest lawyer

$74000/yr

29 years old

Pcb manufacturing technician
17.03/hr

Lol go ahead and listen to your autistic echo chamber. Its not like anything will change having him or someone else. We're all trash.

Uh.. and 29

Dish boy
7.75
18

Hello nigger.

school asbestos installer
$100K/year (teacher schedule)
age 23

Anesthesiologist 375K/year
>Mfw that's just starting wage

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Fuck forgot to put age 33

Waaa Waaaa! And nothing you say or post on an image board in a thread which will disappear in a couple hours will change anything.

How does it feel to actually waste your time and life writing about shit you have ZERO control over? Zero.

Dought

Section 8 apartment owner. 30k a month.

Hi, neet here. Do you know of some good resources to learn how to do this?

internal social media investigator

220k a year

Product specialist for call center
17.25hr
23

fucking loser get on your shit

Garde Manger at Subway, 24, $10.50/hr

lol

1. Buy large apartment building
2. Register with local section 8 office
3. Watch rent payments from government roll in

32 how put you like 15 hr

unles you work OT

Chef de cuisine / bean stirrer at Taco Bell
20
8.25hr

> Software Engineer
> low-level programming
> 170k-ish per year
> 25 y.o.

Dentist
170k per year
31

Ass-eater
0/hr
Can't put a price on a good time

ignore, Buy multi unit houses in the ghetto. Make sure each entrance is independently locked. Apply for section 8 available. Fire extinguishers near kitchen etc, bars on 2nd floor windows. You don't have to provide AC. Lock all access to utilities with a door and lock heavy duty.
Check every month, and swim in money from blue state millionaires. Some of the money you spend on amazon prime from the profits of the sec8, came from Jeff Bezos himself.

Liquor sales rep, $75k, 35

software engineer
$250,000/year (or so)
22

Coal Mine Truck Driver
$27/hr
22

33, lawyer, 160

Fryer at Wendy’s
$12.75/hour
18

Director of PMO at Credit Union & adjunct professor
27
120k

Satire was lost on u literal fucks

Writer / marketer.
25-40/h (varies by client)
30yo.

Could make way more in a corporate office somewhere, but I like working from home and setting my own hours.

you forgot the most important: LOCATION

No felonies of course. We do armored pickups from gas stations, restaurants, clothing stores, and also fill ATM's with cash. I get to carry a handgun and wear a bulletproof vest. The amount of cash we carry at our headquarters is sickening. Once I got to see what $30,000,000 in cash looked like. It was insane. It's honestly kind of depressing sometimes. But chicks dig guys with guns and the vest so it has it's benefits.

Private Military
145k-280k per year
depends where I go
+22k per year VA disability
27

This. I make $100K per year in tech but can barely afford a one bedroom apartment here in San Francisco.

What kind of money are CNA's making?
I have a nursing degree, and was looking into becoming a nurse anesthetist

Target, first job
General merchandise expert
13/hr
M/20

Server at an Indian Restaurant
$10.50/hr no tips
20

All bullshit

Litteral removal, $18 hr.
Night shift.

Street musician
Anywhere from $0-20 an hour during off season, usually $20-50 an hour during summer.

finance quant
430k
29

Non-profit
57k/ year
Full benifits/401k

go buy side and make some actual money.

NEET
$0
29

:(

I'm on the buy side, but I'm not a salesperson or trader, I'm a cost center. But the risk reward profile is what I want.

Software engineer
85k
60+
Work from home, no schedule just complete tasks, cush gig. Get the best tech toys to develop with/ for.

Kill your self

the best risk jobs go to people who have at least some xp taking risk.

*you're job

Cobbler
$21.20
21

Fuck off back to plevbit

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This!

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Group home for tards
$8.84/hr

No, I mean I'm happy with a job where I don't have a pnl, and just come in, collect my check, and go home. If I wanted the risk I'd go to a family office anyways rather than a bulge bracket bank.

Nah, fuck off

Pawn shop manager, 40k a year, 26

serious Q
what kind of dev do you do? At all related to space situational awareness?
Interested in a job in the US Southwest?

rape inspector
$45,000/year
39

>grape inspector

work for Welsh's?

Sales
175k
28

Account Manager
$210,000 plus bonus
Old as fuck

CNAs make shit money. It's RN or bust

KFC chicken scientist
$175k, PhD in food science
29

data center technician
10/hr
22

for the next 3-5 years maybe. every bitch and their sister's going for a BSN

surgeon. 800,000/year. 43.

prove it, cunt

it's on the high side for surgeons, but not out of the realm of possibility

Pizza hut 10.25 hr+ 60$tips per shift.
Sizzle pie : 12hr
20

no need to prove anything on this msg board. I don't really care if you believe me. But its all true.

pornstar
$130000/year
25

what kind of porn? whats the big moneymaking shit

My brother only has an associate degree but he's already certified. Doesn't matter if you have an associate or bachelor's, they still need to pass

Recruiter for entry level positions
84k/Year base
cleared 110/k last year

Degree regardless, the field is gonna be bloated with nurses in a few years. So many girls are studying it all over the place

forgot to include
40 yr oldfag

gangbang only

Studying for a career vs actually starting and staying in it is different. Just like accounting, most of them will fail

0/hour
Stay at home husband.
25m

taxy driver in Romania
work 12 hours a day 5-6 days a week
400 euro a month , about 500 us dollars

22 year's old

You take care of the retarded/disabled and only make $8.84 an hour that's fucked, and there are stupid fucking mongs who flip burgers for a living and can't even get that shit right but think they should make $15/hr

I'd rather be a cutter than a gasser. But good for you. Anesthesiologists are probably the weirdest people I've ever met professionally. I was working as a grunt in a hospital pharma once and broke a bottle of the liquid you aerosol for general anesthesia, didn't know. Went to wipe it up like a bottle of robotussin, and smeared it across the floor with a paper towel. You can probably guess the rest.

Disabled VeT
$4300 a month
25m

i fix broken airplanes.
$85,000/year. 29

I knew a guy who had about 30 buildings. Very cool old man. Double blocks, 4-bangers, brick sixxers. He was real nice. Mob connected. His name - no bullshit - was Tommy Roccograndi. They called him Rocco, obviously. Drove around in a cadillac and shook hands with his new tennants. Never dealt with the people leaving, unless they were on the level. One of the only rental guys who ever gave my deposit back.

Security supervisor
$21 an hour
23

Chef at an upscale grill
65k/yr
30

Project Engineer at a Sheet Metal Company
32.25/hr
20yo

OP Chef Wendy's 42 are you for real faggot ? Fucking loser neck yourself !
Day trader 7 figures 30 years old working from home ! Ha Ha Ha some of you stupid fucks think a hourly wage is a salary, on what planet ?

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Behavioral Rehabilitation Specialist @ Prestera
$10/h
29

Factory worker
17.06/hr
26

>can't even type a sentence correctly.
Ha. Ha. Okay, user.

Target Tech
12.50 hr
21M

DevOps Engineer
85$/hr
34

30
Warehouse worker for a repo/resell business
$14.75/hr
Monday-Friday 7am-4 pm
Paycheck every Friday

Then why aren't you?

>6143▶
> Pizza hut 10.25 hr+ 60$tips per shift.
honestly tryna get in on this shiit

> School Asbestor Installer

KEK!

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CNA as in Certified Nurse Assistant? That's a literal shit job, as in you will clean bed pans, for minimum wage.

-or-

CNA Certified Nurse Anesthetist? last I checked like $75 - $120 an hour.

convenience store asst. manager
$12/hr
30

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This, the education programs have always been competitive. And yet, year after year for over two decades we keep having nursing shortages.

Uni lab employee
$13/hr
21

reliability engineer
$114,000/yr
28

Lowe’s
Front end manager
27
$23/hour

unemployed
$0.00
34

someone tell me it's ok to abandon my wife and child and never look back and start over somewhere else

I used to teach English in China after college. Shit ton of foreign teachers did exactly what you are describing.

You fell for copy pasta you fucking dimwit.

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CRNA is a degree for Certified Registered Nurse of Anesthesia, you dingus. He just didn't know what he was asking for. You have to acquire your RN, then apply another few years of Certs on top. They make approx double the money of a regular RN. They do all the Anesthesiologists mundane shit, and sometimes sit there while he goes for a piss. Its a high level gig.

CEO
$800k
19

Court reporter and live captionist $125k/yr

journey wireman electrician (industrial/ commercial)
$44.98
24

senior animator
75k
31

OfficeMax Print Associate. 11.25/hr.

>Day trader 7 figures 30 years old working from home ! Ha Ha Ha some of you stupid fucks think a hourly wage is a salary, on what planet ?
So, whats your opinion on todays market activity?

i'm taking that as permission. thanks, user.

Diesel mechanic
22.00/hour
31

Ecological Field Crew Lead
$17/hr
23

I basically get paid to hike around and collect plant/soil data and assess land health with my crew. 8 days on, 6 days off. 10 hour days.

Retail Lead
12/hr + tips
19

Nice. My kid majored in this. Never managed to stick the landing yet, but whatever.

Work from home IT
55k/yr
29

This pasta is older than my dead Grandma. Fucking hell

Yeah getting started right out of school was tough. Once you find a job though, networking in this field will take you a long way.

lmao if you make 11/hr and work fulltime, assuming 1920hrs in a year, how the fuck are you making 32k.

Forgot to add that I should be around 30-35/hour,

Shift supervisor (grocery store)
13.70/hr
28

same, $12/hr, 20

Assistant Hotdog Supervisor in a meat factory
$17.50/hr 40 hour weeks
Turned 20 like a month ago

I'm glad to hear it. I like the general idea of being outside. Its a good fit for this particular kid. We've already agreed eighteen solid years of education is enough for now. Keep the part time and let the dust settle. Take a look around, be choosy, see whats out there. I have a theory when you jump on the first thing, you kind of stop looking. Chicks, jobs, cars, whatever. Could work for something private, or maybe dept of state. Maybe here, maybe somewhere else entirely. And you'd maybe miss a better gig. So, no hurry.

>30
>Warehouse Manager
>33.50/hour

how do I get into that?

you don't get tips? at the restaurant i work at, I make about 80-120 a night in tips as a busser. if it wasn't for that, I probably wouldn't be there anymore.

I would bet you could do that in a two year trade school, and apply to a couple big factories and regional utilities, you'd get it. Might have to join a Union, though.

Trump 2020 and don trump jr 2024 cant wait to see all you Democrats go on suicide watch after trump wins in 2020, it's going to be and astronomical meltdown

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KFC cook
$12.25/hr
17

Floor associate at Pier 1 in NYC
17/hour
23

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>waitress
>12 /hour
>29

>Walmart Stocker
>$11.22
>25

Correctional Officer, 19.07/hour, 22

>subway worker
>£8
>17

Network and Security Engineer (gov)
155k year
42

Those dollars are gay, bro.

Mechanic
25
#32/hr

Okay. Heres the thing. I have this accumulation of real estate and investments. I have never touched the core, as I call it. Thats worth about 550 now. It varies a little. Under normal conditions, next month it'll be worth about 555. And it compounds. And I have another fifty-ish, plus salary.
I don't know exactly what I do.

46

EBay seller. Full time. Did 102k gross in 2018. Netted around 65k after cost of goods, taxes, and deductions. Gonna try for 120k+ this year. May try Amazon as well, but honestly the fees are stupid high and most categories are nearly impossible to get into. Plus Ebay keeps me super busy, with most days being 12+ hours. But I get to hang out with my wife and kid at home all day and take breaks when I want to. I'm 33.

10/hour Wendy's crew. I mostly take orders at speaker and handle cash but I've been learning fries/grill lately too. Not too bad

Man up and take responsibility you fucking faggot.

summer came early this year uh?

sell drugs

I had a buddy who did this about fifteen years ago, when Amazon was still being called an online bookseller, and marketplace of goods. He was doing "American Pickers" stuff before they were on the air. But mostly from yard sales, locker auctions, flea markets. He sold a lot of cool shit, and kept a lot. I would bet he would be a major pick for the "Pickers" guys. But he did his own thing. I'm sure he adjusted to whatever he's doing now. Always ahead of the curve.

Behavior therapist
$25/hr
26

Yeah I don't waste time with thrift stores or yard sales anymore. Source once or twice a month at auctions. Sell a lot of paper ephemera. I can buy that shit in bulk, breaks down to a few cents an item. Sell them any where from $10-200+ depending on the item. Just basic capitalism. Wish I would've started when I was 18, instead of wasting my time and shit fuck of money on my CS degree. In my 30s now and timeis the biggest threat to my business.

wrong board traitor

Social worker in a homeless shelter
$38K/y
34

do u use a warehouse or dropshipping yet?
cuz if you're spending all day fulfilling orders that's one way to expand

installing traffic counting equipmen on roads
52K a year
28
I also work with brown people, not good