I'm 34 and a virgin

Fuck yourself to death

sounds like bad luck.

Pay a whore, I lost when I was 25, payed a delux whore. Was fine, turned a switch on me, same week got a match on Tinder and had normal sex.

I’m 40 and also a virgin. I don’t think it’s so bad. Then again, I have a good amount of wealth so I guess that helps.

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Drown yourself.... In the pussy

Lol I was making jokes on how to kys and where I live 2 people did kill themselves this year. Lol and wtf at the same time being this stupid. Hopefully they can prove anything via ip address like in the Michelle Carter case

'virginity' does not define who you are. You can be a perfectly healthy and normal human being and a virgin.
I would suggest you seek out professional help, or at least discuss it with someone you can trust and feel comfortable with.
There are many people who feel similar to how you do, regardless of how they come across, and a little help can make a big difference in getting you back on track, or at least help you move in that direction.
We're all in this together, user. Best of luck!

Can't. *

>You can be a perfectly healthy and normal human being and a virgin.
Nope.

OD on weed.

People with those kinds of thoughts aren't usually able to make rational decisions. Always take suicidal thoughts serious, even if it comes across as just a cry for attention. The ones who do regrettable things and take their own lives way at a much too young age are usually the ones you would least expect it from.

Or allow natural selection to take place.

buy like 20 meters of cheese wire

make a noose with the cheese wire yeah livestream this shit too right

then set up somewhere where you'll get a decent drop, get the noose around your neck then superglue your hands either side of your face/head

wait for the superglue to set properly, i'd say a good 10 minutes... try not to think things over too much during this time

k now just stand there and wait to expire of natural causes

In a blaze of glory

hooker

Rube Goldberg machine of course

Just fuck a trap and work your way up to an actual woman.

Got you beat by a year OP. I am a 35 year old virgin. Work on bettering yourself. That is the most beneficial thing ANY of us can do. If you want to have sex, you will.

So i assume you don't want sex then?

ill be 34 yo virgin in august, high chances ill die one but not for another 40 years or so. why you wanna off yourself?

Why you fuckers always ask how to kys when you should know by now

1 buy for 2.99$ charcoal from walmart
2 ignite it in your room inside a metalcase or your frying pan
3 airlock your room and let the charcoal glow overnight
4 play vidya and listen to your music
5 soon you get tired and fall asleep and never wake up again

Painless and stressless method to kys the easiest way. No struggle at all!

prostitution is easily available, OP, if being a virgin bothers you so much

I lost mine when I was 16. Nothing really changed, since I was just mentally getting a lot older anyway.

It isn't what it's cracked up to be. I don't regret it, but it isn't a defining trait of who I am, either.

You're a wizard you dumb nigger, literally unstoppable at this point.

This honestly. You dont need to go to thailand. Just follow this basic simply brilliant advice

i believe it's a cry for help so people come by and say "don't do it its ok"

if anyone genuinely wants to commit suicide, there are more than enough resources available to educate you. resources much more credible than any anecdotal reports parroted on a turkish napkin-folding forum.

Not for the sake of itself, no. When I find the right woman, yes. When I am ready to start my family, yes. Soon, I believe.

Prostitution would be like cheating.
I guess the worst part is that I've never touched a heart.

That's because you're normal. If you're a virgin, though, it IS a defining trait of who you are.

>thinking losing virginity is the endgame
Yep. Go ahead. Jump.

Sex is nice, but it's not nearly as good as people make it out to be. Certainly nothing to kill yourself over.

I am the 35 yo virgin, but you sound like a giant faggot dude. >the worst part is that I've never touched a heart.
How delusional do you need to be to honestly think that is what you need to do do fuck a woman. Have you ever interacted with them? They do not fall in love or have their "hearts touched" when picking a guy to fuck.

I wasn't normal then and I'm still kinda unusual now.

I went from people being scared of me to being friends with a lot of girls as well as guys. Not being a virgin didn't have much to do with it and it didn't define me so much as my actual personality did.

Bullshit, not a defining trait for me. I have only told one of my brothers I am a virgin. Nobody else would even guess, I think. People I have told IRL, not as user.

So what? Not a big deal.

Why not just go to a whore?

Exactly my point. I could honestly care less. The need to fuck women for social or ego boosts does not interest me. I was also raised in a Christian house and taught that fornication is immoral. I was also molested as a child, also have not told anyone in person. Definitely caused intimacy issues though.

Virgin = $
Buy some blow and few hookers

When's the last time you were in a relationship?

Have you even tried?

The easiest way to kill yourself is to go into cardiac arrest." To see whether that's the case or not, I asked myself these question, but I didn't know that if my heart died first I'd feel pain. I guess that's what goes through my head, I guess I'm scared and scared by myself. But if you've done your research, if you've studied in hospitals all over the world and you have the skills of a forensic physician and you've studied in a hospital environment you're going to feel pain. Maybe if you've never really been that scared before you've been so scared you didn't know if it was going to be pain

find a prostitute and then LARP ur finger into her pimp's butthole. Dont do eet brah, we need ur shitposts

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