so i was at a brewery talking with the female bartender about different types of beer, and then she offered me to take a sip from her glass so i could try what she was drinking. Does that mean i have a chance at banging her?
So i was at a brewery talking with the female bartender about different types of beer...
Jaxson Jenkins
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Hunter Ross
Depends on how ugly she is
Matthew Collins
She's just trying to give you aids.
Camden Rogers
>female bartender
Is pic related? She's hot. Go for it!
Julian Williams
Its illegal for bartenders to drink while serving under most states liquor laws. Have her arrested.
Sebastian Ortiz
no pic related is me
Isaiah Hughes
If she has had sex before, you are now gay.
>Her lips touch cock
>Her lips touch glass
>Your lips then touch same glass
>Your lips are now 3 steps from cock
You are now the gay.
Nicholas Adams
so i should black mail her to do anal with me?
Lincoln Rogers
The Transitive Property.
Well played.
Connor Young
U ever left your mom's basement?
Carson Powell
At least fingerblast her by the dumpster. Give her the 'ol flippedy-doo.
Camden Barnes
>girl breathes in my direction
do we fuck now?
Go back to your steam library OP
Robert Cox
I leave the basement to go fuck your mom when your dad goes out to the fag bar.
Christian Adams
Well, she does act very girlfriend-y like with you. I'd say go for it, champ!
Adrian Jones
Wait...no.
He can't date her. He's gay now. Did you miss the Ted talk earlier in the thread?
Bentley Ross
With digits like those it's worth a shot
Charles Gomez
nigga what tha actual fuck are you writing about???
Easton Perez
This.
The last cock she sucked was probably 2 minutes before you drank from her glass. You literally consumed semen. Why would you even care about girls now that you're a full blown faggot?
See you at pride, homo.
Eli Ross
Chill out there Quasimodo she was just being nice and letting you take a swig of her drink when you start making her laugh that’s when you go in for the kill
Ethan Perry
He's probably standing there at the bar air-humping like a dog with a red rocket.
Michael Price
I swear, the right slag could storm Windsor palace with a crowd of you incels. You lot would chop off your own ass for a nip slip.
Evan Martin
Xavier Martin
do you think that sent the right signal? they kicked me out because its a big joke right? they actually really like me there
Ayden Green
maybe but play it cool. she just doesnt think your mouth is dirty.