Why even bother with women, dating, or marriage, when you can just fuck prostitutes...

fucking prostitutes is like throwing a sausage down a hallway
no goddamn way

also a lot cheaper than having a gf.
hint: colombian/venezuelan is the way to go. 70 usd for an hour. and they do porn style sex.

Wait? So in your mind the idea of marriage is a Jewish trick. Please unpack that idea more. I genuinely want to understand your train if thought

>condom
>I have no self respect

Go out on a date with a good looking girl=$30-$50

Fuck crack whore=$70

Fuck high class escort=$500

Your math doesn’t seem to work

Different guy and I think the original guy sucks but the Jews did invent marriage

I live in the US where it’s illegal.

you don't factor in time, future medical bills, all her clothes, shoes, jewelry, the wedding you have to spend 8 cars worth on, how much she'll take in the divorce after she fucks a black guy because you were "too busy at work" making the money she eats and the crotch parasites she shat into the world eat...

Lmao no they didn’t. Marriage has existed since prehistory.

Thats right goyim, it has nothing to do with the jews.

That doesn’t happen to most of us user, I think you’re just projecting your fears on to every woman.

but how many times a week are you going out with said girl?
besides i've made threads on Yea Forums with pics of the colombian strippers i've had. posted up the best hotels and the strip clubs to go to. sorry you missed it.

also what the fuck can you do with 30 dollars? maybe a movie. 50 maybe a club/bar and 2 drinks. have you even been on a date? plus there's no guarantee of sex or bj.

Not him but you failed to factor in (number of dates X date cost) and that sex is NOT guaranteed.

Future medical bills? Am I marrying an invalid? And wedding that costs 8cars? I don’t know about everyone else but my wedding was 30k and paid for by my wife’s father. Clothes shoes and jewelry? My wife works so she can buy those herself.

STDs are a myth you fucking virgin.

Jesus christ you are retarded.

You only get AIDS from anal sex with gay men or sharing needles. Herpes, well fuck it everyone has herpes already.

Nothing feels better than a dv with a vibrator chad

What about when you’re old and don’t care about fucking anymore?
Your priorities will change eventually.
Enjoy a poor and lonely death

"If you really trust me you will sign a contract to love me forever or I can sue you"

You can go to dinner for $30. Not total but her dish should be less than that she unless you are going to a really nice place and then it will still be less than $70. You go out as often as you want. Yes there is no guarantee but eventually you can get to the point where she is a girlfriend and then you don’t need a date to fuck.

Have you ever had a girlfriend?

Love contracts are obsolete barbarism.
Love does not obey paper and ink

My parents got married 23 years ago in a little chapel for a couple hundred dollars. You’re retarded.

I doubt I'm gonna find many prostitutes that give bareback anal whenever I want

But you fail to factor in that dates tend to get cheaper till it’s dinner at my place and whatever is on Netflix and sex is then guaranteed.

everyone dies alone, you retard. Also, most marriages end in divorce, so marriage is no guarantee of not dying alone.

Bareback anal is gross. Wrap that shit up. You don’t want butt juice in your pee hole

I'm not sure if laws regulating women as livestock can be considered Inventing marriage

Not most. You’re pulling stuff out of your ass faggot, it’s your own fault if you can’t decide what isn’t marriage material.

Most marriages don’t end in divorce.

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Ah. The millenial way of dating. I didnt account for that. Valid point.

All that does is improve your odds of being the first dick available to her when she gets horny.
It's all about luck.

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got a wife , fuck her at least 3-4 times a week . Usually its more like every day . OP is just a fucking loser.

60% of marriages end in divorce.

You are blind as a bat.

I guess the answer is no. You haven’t had a girlfriend

No they don’t. That’s not a statistic

Fears? no... out of me and my 5 friends, 4 of them are divorced... I'm still married to my leech.
you either don't remember the time you were dating... or you're actually the wife who is on Yea Forums to chastise men because marriage is such a shitty prospect... seriously women are fucking expensive...and even if the wedding is paid for by the parents (which isn't a common thing anymore) thats money essentially dumped into a fire pit that could be spend elsewhere better... Relationships with women are transactional, all women are hookers, just some are up front about it...
Good for them? they're not in the "woke bae" era of "women are queens girl and deserve the best so fuck you penis haver." seriously... its great hearing your wife complain about how horrible men are and that women are taking over the work force while all she does is sit on her ass and chat on facebook to her idiot friends and their ghoulish husk like partners eating the food you pay for, raising your daughter to hate the future man she sponges off of.

stay mad, cuck. I'll be laughing when you get divorce-raped and lose all your money and custody of your children too.

marriage is fucking stupid

Trying too hard to be a 30 year old boomer. I can sense it.

34 year old boomer here

Oh so you couldn’t get a good one so now they are all bad? Maybe you are just an asshole and can only get another asshole to marry you?

fuck off you pathetic faggot. You're either some beta male cuck or a woman. Either way kill yourself

You sound like a moral edge lord FAGGOT.
Grow up and you'll realize fast that rub and tugs and high end prostitutes are literally the way to go. You get it out of your system, and then back to reality and your bank account is still full.

so I’m completely correct. You made a shitty choice and married a shitty woman and now you’re old and bitter so you hate women. Have fun with your dad life faggot

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What’s it like being the bitch?

but then you fail to factor in the trips... the dumb shit you have to buy her to keep her happy, every holiday you get house pants and she gets a necklace and flowers... all the days you have to listen to her idiotic bullshit wasting your time and any time you try to open up you get deemed an emotional parasite by a woke journalist because women can't be emotional parasites... women can do nothing wrong.

You’re all just closeted faggots, if you don’t want a wife then just go suck off some fucking dude you tard.

S E E T H I N G

Not the same guy, but:
wf-lawyers.com/divorce-statistics-and-facts/
50 percent of US marriages fail. About 41 percent all around the world fail in totality.

Keep assuming faggot

Yawn.
Next!

Yea of my friends all of us have been married for at least 8 years. Except for one who will probably get divorced soon. But he’s an alcoholic so the problem is him. So my anecdotal evidence is:
5 married happily
1 probably will get divorced but who knows.

Your math sucks FAGGOT

One high class escort for 100-500 is fine.

That 50 dollar date is ONE FUCKING DATE. Guess what after that? "oh lets do something spontaneous" like the zoo or the mall or stay overnight somewhere. You have to do that 4+ times a month minimum.

I'd rather pay around 500 a month so the other bullshit doesnt happen. And yes... a girlfriend/wife costs more.

says the incel faggot who cant even get pussy without paying for it. good luck with the AIDS you already have.

What and how do I get a local prostitue. Literally what site?

Why because I take responsibility for my own actions? Because if someone is an asshole to me I ask if I did anything? Because I am happily married?

>my life sucks so yours will too
Boo hoo faggot, not our fault you don’t know how to chose a mate

It's cheaper than marriage

This sounds like problems that are personal and not shared by the vast population

If you like to eat them out when just somebodyelse had fucked them then go for it.

Eachone his own fetish.

This thread is just a bunch of incels bitching because they’re too fat and worthless to get pussy.

type in adult massage. i would start with erotic massages and go from there. sometimes you'll find a sweet one that's better than a prostitute somewhere else.

Love contracts are barbaric.
You idiots who actually believe love will obey your court order are the same autists who think inanimate objects commit crimes
You are fucking crazy and everyone knows it

>fat
I’m 210 and I still get attention from at least decent looking women. If you even have a shred of charisma or personality then it’s not hard.

>INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL

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based

did you not see where I said 4 out of 5 of my friends are divorced... one they got married, and she started fucking her boss, the other stole a bunch of money and flew to europe on his dime, fucked a bunch of people and is now getting a fat alimony check... the other they just slowly grew to despise eachother... mainly because she gambled literally everything he earned away and refused to get a job, and finally... number 4 he didn't want kids so they mutually broke up and despite agreeing they would just part ways she tried to sue him to get some of his stuff... luckily it failed because she had no legal right and now she works at McDonalds.... my marriage is everything I was told by my father it was going to be, and my fifth friend is the only one happy... though he is patient to a fault, all his wife does is watch netflix and play computer games... shes a stay at home "housewife", though they have no kids and shes incapable of having them... and she doesn't cook, or clean.. or anything... but sit at a computer chatting with random guys on the internet and playing Overwatch.

My own mother was a cunt who on multiple occasions hit my father with items in the house, at one point fracturing his skull, the one time he defended himself, he ended up arrested.

Yea but that’s not the 60percent that was stated

And that’s only because of old people and people who get married young. Only 25% of marriages that occur after the age of 25 end in divorce

been on a lot of dates. and after months of going out did it eventually lead to sex, but we still had to go out and out and out. not once was it just 'lets stay in and fuck like bunnies'.

even when the girl became my gf sex wasn't a guarantee.

have you ever fucking dated? or had a gf?

MAN UP AND MARRY ME, YOU INCEL! HELP ME RAISE TYRONE'S CHILD!!!!

Then you need to stop dating money grubbing women. It never has cost me 500 a month in dating

Ladies, how mad are you that im a complete incel shut-in that hasnt bothered to have sex for about 3 years and dont give any attention to women? Because i truly hope it makes your insecurities writhe. We men make you whole, remember that.

fucking pipe dream. only rarely can you find a girl like that.

Mhm.
Source?

Yea and none of my friends are divorced. Maybe do you not only attract asshole women but also asshole friends? You do seem to travel in packs

More anecdotal evidence, very convincing.

Underrated post.
Thank you for the leg up, fren

>jokes on you I’m pathetic

Yes I have dated and it didn’t take me months to get laid. I am now married and still get laid often

:^)

Um I seem to find them often enough. If a girl seems money grubbing it doesn’t get past the first date. If she is chill then a second and third and so on happen till we have home dates. But maybe I have just gotten lucky over and over again?

The same source that was posted

please tell us ol wizard, where are these girls that cost less than 500 a month.

Where do you guys find these women? Maybe don’t hang out there?

the is the most incel thing I've read today. have fun killing yourself by the time you reach 30.

This thread makes me think my life is going to get worse...
I'm in a serious relationship with a woman who I have to pay her bills and buy her things because she can't afford them.
Its been this way the whole time we've been dating... at one point I gave her my credit card because I was tired of having to pick her up to take her places to buy things...

she kept maxing it out... on food and sometimes buying shit like art supplies and clothes... so I had to take it away.. she didn't fight me on it, said it was probably for the best...

truth is my friend has been dragging his dick through hookers and he pays less a month on multiple women than I do on just the one and we really don't do things I like to do... and I only get sex once a week.
Shes very nice and sweet... and caring and loving, but I'm unhappy and I don't see it getting better... we've been fighting about moving in, but I don't want to quit the job that keeps us alive, to go move in with her (I can't commute right now) but she thinks that it will all work out

but I'm the reason things work out in her life, the minute I stop giving her money and bailing her out she'd be on the streets.

Most I have found in college until I graduated then mostly I find them in coffee shops or my gym

Sorry, read your original post wrong.
The real qeustion is: does their second marriage work out? I have doubts that it does.

maybe. and don't give me that bullshit about 'your going for girls out of your league' fuck that horseshit.
girls do it all the time, so do guys. i feel i deserve the 9/10 with porn star body (yes, i've been with the 5/4 with doopy body girl, and have a couple as gf. but guess what? they accused me of cheating and some have cheated on me - with ugly fat guys).

>Incel is mad that he’s called an incel

Not surprised, faggot

No with each subsequent marriage the rate goes up. But 75% of marriages that occur after the age of 25 end up lasting. And that rate is going up since people are getting married later in life. Most marriages that break up also end with the first 8 years. After that they tend to last.

>INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL INCEL
Everyone i dont like, doesnt have sex and that sole fact bothers them.

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Marriage is the solution.

Her happiness isn't your problem. If you're miserable, get out. Doesn't mean you have to fuck prostitutes, either. Just go date a woman who's got her shit together, they're a lot more common than the trolls on this board will lead you to believe.

I like jerking it to prostitute vids on the sex tubes, i like the ones where the chap candidly records the street walkers. The girls in brazil are pretty much naked showing their pussy on the street. So hot

You have to bring something to the equation. Personality/looks/money. If you don’t have at least one of those don’t expect to get good women

Thats a relief, i guess.

And if you only have 1 don’t expect it to last

nice. at least those girls value money, or whatever little they have and can make a good situation with whatever little money they have. esp college girls. the ones at the gym use whatever cash they got and get into shape so guys can ask them out, knowing that they don't have the money to go out themselves. good tips. thanks.

See
And stop deleting your posts to rephrase them.

but I'm honestly so tired of the effort it takes to have a girlfriend... that prostitutes seem like the answer... either that or save up for that talking sex robot... as sweet of a woman as my girlfriend is, shes a lot of work... and I see my friends with girlfriends who are absolutely drained... male co workers, the only happy ones are single or drag their dick through bar sluts... the married ones wish for death.

Just marry a person for the right reasons and it will last. Looks fade so marry someone who you find attractive and get along with as opposed to a hot bitch.

All of you

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i have all three. the 'too nice' is the one that kills it. at least one of the girls that cheated on me admitted that. another said she was use to being 'pushed around', so she went back to her cheating ex bf and had a baby with him. about the only good thing is that she gained 50 lbs and he works as a tourist photographer at space center.

>I'm the reason things work out in her life
I Know That Feel

Attractive women can always say "everything will work out" because there will always be a man around to pick up the pieces for them.

It just ain't worth it to support a woman who wants one or two kids at most... if I have to toil all day while she sits at home, I expect her to raise me an army.

well your father was a pussy for tolerating that shit. He should have just left.

Just leave her if she’s making you so unhappy. Even if you do like her it looks like she’s not doing anything to make the relationship work.
Go find a chick that’s got similar interests to you or at least puts in effort to show she cares. Otherwise I’m pretty sure your relationship is gonna crash and burn like most relationships.

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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man eat shit and die faggot

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beep

too expensive on the long term
my own bitch are almost always available
I train her what I want and like

LOL and a wife isn't expensive? A divorce isn't expensive. You are fucking retarded, literally.

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chill your tits son of a bitch
someday you will find a girl too
in the meantime pay four STD Street Whores

Jews are your friends. We need you reproduce and work for us so stay the fuck away from them hoes.

u butthurt?

nevermind
it's /b

gay

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nevermind
it's /b

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You obviously don't live in a real city.
$30 date - that's 1 drink each... unless you're a cheap fuck and taking her to McD's

Take a trip to Colombia and have the best sex of your life.

This guy fucks, this guy knows.

hell man, come to asia. You can get a fine ass brown bitch for like 20 to 30 dollars an hour. REALLY tight vaginas too

I really wish I was asexual.

just bang prostitutes

I fucking LOVE Asians but I read that AIDS is higher in Asia than South America

I rarely used condoms with "normal" girls... I have then paid the price and realized that's more dangerous than fucking escorts with condoms

Some escorts can tighten their pussy walls, where even with condom, it feels better than your average slutty American girl raw

Nah I have more dignity than that

you are a virgin. AIDS can only be gotten thru anal sex. If you weren't a virgin, you'd know that

good goy!

In other words, your wife can afford a better lawyer than you.

>woman.
>not a prostitute.
Checks out.

You are either:
1) uneducated
2) a moron

you can definitely get AIDS banging hookers raw

okay enjoy remaining a virgin. I fucked 30 prostitutes and i have no STDs. Only herpes, but that's to be expected.

you banged 30 prostitutes RAW?

uh no, dude. Prostitutes insist on using a condom.

Prostitutes are a bless most of the time :)

You are wasting your time dude. Don't argue with idiots.

What worked for me before I was married was to date a few girls but not too serious and fuck randoms too. You should have all the pussy you need.
Also picking up bar sluts at the end of the night doesnt cost anything.
Im not above whores in a pinch though. Mexican strip clubs are great. A ton of those strippers will fuck

how much would the strippers take?

You should teach sex ed.

Depends. I spent the night with a really hot one in Cancun. That was a couple hundred. Got some blowjobs and quickies for 20-50 usd

how do you find prostitutes in the us? lots of websites, all either fake pics, scams, or stings

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what if my wife is a lawyer

switter.at is the best site. All verified, it's basically a social media site for prostitutes

nice, so was it like a brothel? Was it secure? Got any pics of the girls?

The camcun girl was at a high end strip club and we went to my hotel. In puerto vallarta and mazatlan the strip clubs were pretty rough and the girls had rooms upstairs. You would go bust a quick nut and go back downstairs. It was fun as hell

the transmission rate from insertive vaginal sex with an infected partner with a viral load high enough to infect (and consider the odds of that to begin with) is about 1 per 11,000 exposures.
so sure you "can" get aids, but you've got a much better chance of dying in a car crash on the way over.

ITT: Men fighting men about the correct way to interact with women.
I don´t know if you´re incels, whiteknights, or chads, but for sure you will have a hard time building up meaningful relationships.

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a woman cant respect a man who makes less than her, not really. the resentment builds until she finally leaves you for someone above her

what if i told you that relationships are meaningless and there are better ways to spend your time, that have better results for you?

I would ask for examples.
Any activity I can think of is useless in a world without other humans. If you are going to die alone, anything you do in your life is killing time.

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the only correct way to interact with a woman is by paying her for sex

This is the most Jewish post currently on Yea Forums.

ok virgin boy

I'm a person that enjoys a emotionally and romantic connection.
Go ahead and be a animal but I'll enjoy a fulfilling life

you sound gay

idk pick anything you like, just do that. i broke up with my fiancee to focus on stocks and investing, now i have way more money, my family is happier because they have more stuff, and i can date hotter girls
but i would never expect more out of a relationship than what i know to be true, that a person is only interested or invested in you so much as their own interests go

All sex with biocunts is transactional. Why not pay someone who's on your side instead?

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>my family is happier
>i date hotter girls
Ok, I guess you were talking just about romantic relationships as the shitty ones. I don´t totally disagree.

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So much for your Freedom then

america is one of the least free countries on earth

We have a massive incarceration ratefor drugnonsense

yea and also americans have very little freedom in other regards too