How do I order drugs off the darknet without meeting a cop or killing mu computer or self?

how do I order drugs off the darknet without meeting a cop or killing mu computer or self?

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Just walk into the ghetto with a pocket full of cash like a normal person

Why do you want hard drugs? By the time you're ready for hard drugs, you'll know how to get them.

search for the tails tutorial on the darknetmarkets subreddit

go to local hardcore/techno concert and ask around a bit shouldn't be hard to find someone who can hook you up.

also buy a test kit from the internet before you off yourself with bad drugs.

too anti social and will probably get shot for thinking randos are selling
I hate loud noises

meant to reply with I hate loud noises

Read up on pgp encryption
Find trusted sellers (hidden wiki/ reddit)
Use aforementioned PGP.
DONT EVER TRY HEROIN (addiction!!)
Don't do crack (addiction danger)
Don't use drugs to feel better (source of addiction)
Do drugs responsible, and have a good time.

how do I save my computer for aids tho?

be smart, and if you're asking for help here then you've already failed that.

To save your PC from the aids, invest in a vpn and use a virtual machine. I would recommend tales or kali linux. Look up a tutorial for how to install the tor browser. Then you can have peace of mind while browsing the darknet. You just need good sites

don't be a retard, it's easy as fuck.
if you have half a brain cell you'll be fine

Firstly, don't ask how to do this on Yea Forums. The FBI lurks here

if you have to ask, then DON'T DO IT

I dont think a rando pothead is a highly regarded target. If I was asking for bombs or something Id understand the paranoia

"...", said the fbi-guy.

Bert Macklin FBI

yeah my mate did two years for ordering an ounce of shard off sr. probs not the wisest thing to do

whats "shard"?

This

Then why do hard drugs?

Lol too true


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FBI doesn't care about potheads and small time idiots. If you plan on buying bigtime, you're a big time idiot asking this shit.

If you are too stupid to google it, you probably shouldnt do drugs in the first place

Thank god they cached that idiot

Just take your retard meds
Any drugs will break your brain even further

yeah, drugs are for smart people.

escapism because I don't like many people and my friends I do have aren't always free so I go several days or weeks alone besides work
googled it nothing came up

>shard
Fuck off ya aussie prick

>escapism
Just go suck dick on the street already

quads of truth

In that case get yourself a pan flute. I shit you not if you havent played woodwind instruments before you are going to get so high in the beginning because you'll fuck up your breathing trying to get sound out. Perfectly legal high and you'll have a talent out of it. Plus, it'll help you get more comfortable with noise

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I played a little bit of the clarinet and I didnt care for it
Im not gay

>youtu.be/2dfSH0dIzvo
he sounds pretty stoned, but what he says is actually pretty good advice. thanks!

drugs will only makes things worse, user. just have some beer and chill

I don't want them to feel better I want them for entertainment

what kind of drugs? like just weed or more hardcore

is it worth it? can you find a new hobby, go biking, literally anything else

Just weed edibles preferably so there's no smell

oh ok. I have no problems with weed. peace user

edibles smell my man.

don't order a lot. Cops don't bother with small time customers if for the same effort they can catch the big time dealers. Dream market was the last up to my knowledge where you could safely order drugs

not as much as burning ones
How long ago was it? is it still safe or nah

Keep thinking that

traps aren't gay the penis is extra

about 6 months ago or so. I think there are some threads on reddit on where it's still safe. For this kind of thing B would be the last place for me to get serious advice to be honest. Maybe /adv/ or some other board you can get good information

>implying alcohol is not a drug

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Thanks fren

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nothing is ever safe. small time customers aren't primary targets, but sometimes they catch them to discourage others. so if it works you got lucky. it doesn't mean its safe!

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