Secrets thread! share 'm

lmao what a fucking loser

My parents were never married, but we all lived together. My dad was a hardcore biker in the Mongols MC and an alcoholic. When I was around 5 or 6 he would make me and my older sister watch lesbian porn and act out the scenes in front of him.

Yeah, I'm pretty fucked up bc of it...

lets see your nudes

larp

When I was seven, my alcoholic stepfather started sneaking into my room at night and putting his dick in my mouth. He told me that I couldn't tell anyone or he would kill me and my mother. I cried the first time I had to swallow his filthy load.
This went on for years.
When I was twelve, I had just seen a movie about a guy molesting his kid. That's when it hit me that I shouldn't have to put up with this anymore. I still believed I couldn't tell anyone, but I swore I would put a stop to it somehow.
One day, he was changing the oil in his car. He was drunk and pissed off.
He yelled to me to come over and help him. The car was only held up by a single jack. My mom was inside. No neighbors were out. I walked over, dropped to the ground, and kicked straight at the jack. The car shook once.
"What the fuck are you doing you little fuck?!" he yelled.
Before he could get out from under the car, I gave the jack another kick.
Everything dropped.
Pain exploded in my right leg. It shattered my tibia, my fibula, and three tarsals in my foot.
My stepdad's skull was crushed under the oil pan.
The pain was so intense I blacked out.

I woke up in the hospital. My mom was not crying. She was happy that I was alright.

The police asked me what happened. At first I genuinely didn't remember, but then I said I went over to help him and I slipped and fell and then the car fell down.

I cried. They were sympathetic.

That night I cried tears of joy that my disgusting stepfather would never rape my face again.

Sometimes I go on Yea Forums where all the trap faggot incel cucks hang out and get hard looking at their gay ass posts

Good for u dude

dude having your skull crushed in by a oil pan is extreme but so is face fucking a lil kid, karma is a muthafuka

good story regardless if true or not. i don't blame you for what you did user and i don't think you should feel any guilt either. people like that don't deserve a place in this world.

How old was ur sister? Your mom never suspected anything with him? Ru into girls now?

My mother and father basically hated each other but stayed together for the kids. I have 2 older sisters who were not close to my mom. I was basically my mother's whole world. She called me her precious child and said my dick was precious and that my cum was valuable to her. Any time we were home alone basically she would suck me off and swallow my cum with glee. It went on so long it stopped feeling unusual. It was just part of my life for years.

wow, you should reconsider your life

I'm a str8 male who's not attracted to men
however i don't mind getting head from guys
if that makes me gay, whatever, not hung up on lables
being that I'm totally cool with a guy sucking my cock, i was able to trick people using this
i would post ads in m4w on craigslist saying i have a nice big dick and just want some uncomplicated head and almost EVERY time, old gay men wouod reply offering me money to let them suck my straight masculine male cock
i would tell them I'm straight and not into men at all
this would always make them offer more money
i would basically haggle at this point
several times i manage to get them to pay $250 just to suck my cock
little did they know i was totally cool with kicking back and enjoying a great blowjob from a guy
probably made over $5000 doing this over the course of a year
would do again

Show me a picture of her sweet succulent butthole right fucking now

I have a crush on this chinese grad student. She's in my dept, but I'm in no power over her.

I'm debating trying something but don't want to get in "trouble". She waves/smiles whenever she sees me, and last time we interacted she stood closer than I thought would be "normal". Once when I was helping her and someone else, she kept looking at me, and she never pulls her eyes away when I return the look. I feel like I should tell her. I doubt i'll get in trouble, but I dont' want to be fired.

What do, Yea Forums?

good for you son

fuck her

pics fag

What is Chinese culture like with regards to sex? Are they OK with casual? Or will she assume I want to marry her?

I'm already married (but have permission from wife to fuck others if I need to (I have high sex drive, she has super low))

>Masturbated with my moms two vibrators from when I was 6 to about 10 years old.
>Had sex with a 12 year old when I was 17.
>Fucked my ex's best friends behind her back.

Did a fair few things outside of that aswell.
I don't think I'm mentally well.

Catfished my ex's son and made him think I go to his school. I told him I was into straight shota and sent him pics of a woman i said was my mom. Then I started sending pictures of my favorite milfs I've saved from /b. Including pics of his mom. He said he likes the pics of his mom specifically but hasn't admitted she's his mother.

more of a brag but I've been chatting with a UK hotwife couple for a while now (cams for verify) and they are flying to my country for a vacation next month
she's mixed and I've never had that (100% white country) and I seriously can't wait

pic is hers

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Gotem.exe

Family vacation to fancy resort in Cancun two years back. Play pool basketball with some kids. 11yo girl keeps swimming up to me and finding excuses to touch me. Last day there, take her to a handicap changing room for some alone time. Splooge in her mouth. Leave for the airport two hours later.

She is just a couple years older, around 7 or 8. Mom was busy working, but years later when we tried to tell her she refused to believe it.

Any pics of her sweet succulent asshole?

Last summer, when I went to my cousins home in Rhode Island, he asked me to pee in a jar for god knows what, and he would give me $200.

Easiest $200 I've made anons.

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>these threads
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I fantasize about dressing my semi conscious ex in fetish gear and letting my virgin teen cousin pump her full of cum. Idk where this idea started, but it persists.

I’ve come up with a plan to drug and rape my girls younger cousin. I’m actually very excited to do this looking into night vision cams so I can film it too

Trrriiiiipsssss

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Not today satan

Well there's a billion of em so I imagine they are cool with fucking

Did you keep the cuck baby?

I want to fuck my friend's gf

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>100% white country
that must be amazing

What kind of sorcery is that?

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i want my friends 15 year old daughter to suck my dick

how old is she?

hot! How old are you?

oh, I have everything but I'm not that kind a guy that would dump pics

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90% sure my former best buddy diddles his kid sister.

I am obsessed with the idea of setting up and tricking my girlfriend into a forced rape gangbang.

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well the girls all look the same. It's kinda nice to see hot black/asian/mixed girls.

friend told me she lost her virginity at 13 to her 33 year old neighbor. She said they were boyfriend and girlfriend. She is 21 now. I want her to tell me what happened in detail as she jacks me off.

er, why did i click that. kys you sick fuck

It would be nicer to be able to go in public and not see herds of ghetto niggers everywhere

you should know better

Let’s say 18

My daughter gives me head occasionally. Once a month or so she'll come by for the day and somewhere along the way I get my dick sucked. Then its back to normal dad/daughter day.

Funny you should say that...

>diddles his kid sister.
younger sister or she is actually a kid?

I'm doing an online rp right now as Ariana Grande at her (made-up) sister's birthday party, where Ari's already been covered in frosting, tickled, peed all over as a result of that ticking, and is now mentally regressed. Diapers will probably make an appearance later, as will other celebrities.

Beat that, ya little shits.

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My mother was a lot better looking than that woman. Still is actually.

She’s 10, he’s 18

is it MODS level stuff?

I'm secretly a huge Katy Perry fan and nobody knows. I like all her music and her as a person, I go to her concerts, and I fap to her. She is my fave celeb.

dunno, they look young, teen young. I didn't scroll down

Any pics of your girlfriends sweet succulent asshole?

Want to sleep with my sister and knock her up

Same but friend instead

I have my sisters facebook password and regularly masturbate to her facebook messages

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ooh. That would be scarring. I hope she's down with it. What makes you think so?

took pic of wife giving bj to a guy at a party

post it!

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jk lol "Lets fuck! haha my friend took my phone and typed that"

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why the fuck do you people from the UK put x (or several xes) after every god damned message?

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I have no clue, I think it's fucking retarded too

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please be the first then to not include them when you message people

Fuuuuck yeah. She let you snuggle up in there user?

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He got in some trouble for doing something weird when he was younger and had to see a psych. Now she acts weird around him. Sits right up against him on the couch and craves his attention.

Am married - filmed secretely my wife for years when we fuck
Would love to fuck her ass but she don't want
Was about to share her on b but didn't
Would love to do a ffm with her and BDSM toi

Have 2 mistresses
First one is a Big whore little chubby who is into BDSM and love to be dominated but haven't fucked her since several weeks
Second one is 10y younger than me (am 40), more vanilla but i start to tie her and she loves it... Fuck her twice a week, even filmed her when she came Home... Would like to fill her without condom but she doesn't want... Yet...

What does that even mean?

lol, of course she does...

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What is on the links?

Moral panic much?

= not one picture of a girl younger than 18 and tons of link spam with multiple popups. Shitty, but not in the least bit dangerous.

I went on vacation to Florida when I was 11 and we stayed at my Aunt's place. They didn't have a ton of space so me and my two 14 yo cousins slept in the same bed. We had fallen asleep cuddling (it's never really been weird for my family) but I woke up in the middle of the night and one of them was sucking my lil boy peen. She asked if I wanted to have sex and I said yes but I was nervous and didn't really know what incest was(or sex for that matter completely)
After she was done, she got up and got into the shower, and my other cousin confessed she had heard and was very horny. We also had sex and the next day they both told me not to tell anyone, especially not the other sister

When I was 13 I cropped my best friends little sister when she'd sleep on the couch. Sometimes id come on her butt and back and one time I came in her mouth.

My ex fiancee cheated on me at a party, so I leave her there and the guy she fucked didn't even have a car, so she had to walk home.
And I raped her on the walk home wearing a clown suit.

I am my 70 yo widowed neighbors cum bucket.

3 times a week I go over to him and let him have either my mouth or ass. In return he pays me Cash or by online shop gifts.

nice

Are you okay with this? If so, fine.

Seems like it was something she did for herself.

I'm so sorry this happened to you.

> New Teen Links tube list
> And Not Only. Enjoy...

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Married for 4 years and been with her for 6. I have been cuddling with her little sister who sleeps with us since she was 6 she is 12 now. She sleeps between me and my wife but demands I cuddle her. It's a very relaxing time.

Say, sometime: "I never get enough of a chance to talk to you."

Looks like you took a pic of her giving you one. Nice try user but not the camera angle of someone taking a pic of someone elses blowjob.

tits or gtfo

temazepam would do the trick if you give her enough gel capsules

Now tell us how you've felt her up during cuddle time, or how she wiggles on your dick cuz I know you been hard when shes cuddled you.

I hope you get a lot of time in prison.

I hope she finds somebody better than you, soon.

I hope she's was at least 25 when she started this.

I just don't know how to let it go. I try, but it all keeps coming back.

Once you go black you go deaf

kek

How do you get away with that?

When I was 16 I made out with and fingered a 9yo girl

Seek professional help

Story

I catfish people and masturbate in the fantasie to fuck the girl that I am making up with the guy that I catfished.

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green text that shit

hooked up with mother in law a few years back when she was going through a divorce

Don't get me wrong, I love my wife. But since being married the passion and affection has significantly died down and any attempts to flirt get rejected or brushed off. I was in a group chat in th with a bunch if slits sharing nudes and giving me the attention inwas lacking from my wife. Wife recently caught me messaging ine of them privately so now we are having marital issues. I feel bad for cheating but I dont know what else to do. We live with another couple and if things go sideways I lose everything

Wee jelly baby’s always do the trick mate.

I am just fine with it. Like I said, it went on for so long it didn't seem weird to me. I got free blow jobs all through my youth. I am more than OK with that.

My mom did that to me to its amazing.

bump

Same here only with my wife. Might have to drug her.

It is still the best sexual experience of my life. Amazing is right. Funny, all those years she sucked me off but never any suggestion of fucking. She never even took her clothes off.

> be 16, working on girl same age
> me live by school, she comes over but has to bring sis who's 14
> they come over a few times, watch TV or listen to music
> finally get girl to make out while sis watches TV
> surface and sis expects me to make out with her too
> figure why the hell not

))) she pretty much depends on me, so not in this life ;)

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I've been sleeping with my teenage employees for over 10 years. I've almost got caught multiple times. I've taken many girls cherry. I cant stop I'm addicted to the thrill.

What kind of work do you do, lucky man?
I wish I had teen girls working under me.

How do you seduce them?

Have you considered suicide? It might definitely be a thing for you

Cousin's are fun

I work in fast food, so most of my employees are between 14-19.
I'm mildly attractive I have a big dick, and I'm in a position of authority.

Over the years I've developed a system based on what I've learned on how to manipulate teen girls.

Basically you just listen to their problems and pretend to care. Subtle physical touches on their shoulder or if they are confiding something in you touch their hands. If they say something like I wish I wasnt so ugly, always respond with you arent. Then you just wait for the signals. If they start stopping into work wearing revealing clothing to ask questions they could call or text about. When they say I wish guys my age were like you, you are pretty much in.

My mom loved cuddling naked together. I got to suck on her tits while her arms and legs were around me.

How old were you?
Any more details?

She’s a cute. You guys ever do anything together?

18. Like what? Tried to get her to swallow but she coughed and it got all over her one-piece

Explain your theory, user.

How many have you slept with over the years?

greentext pls

See:

I use a tab of xan since she will be drinking
Kek yeah that’s not happening, thanks white privilege. I’m going to get it in user.

Seriously did she already know how to give head or did you have to teach her? Did she know anything beforehand or do anything else with her? How was her technique and did she not know you would pop in her mouth? How was cleaning up so your DNA wasent all over a pre-teen?

Shit theres a lot of stuff you gotta detail

No clue how to get it.

Hmmmm. Any clue what he did to get in trouble? And how often do you see them?

When I was a teenager I had a job where I had a couple younger (younnnnger) teens I fooled around with.
I left that job for something with better pay and a couple months later found out my supervisor had gotten his intern pregnant. She was 16.

make it. its easy as fuck. reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/4nt4sk/how_to_make_ghb_liquid_ecstasy/

Show us something of her.

A clown suit! Hahaha!

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Devil quads.

No.

She didn’t know anything so she just held it there in her mouth. I had to jerk it and then put her hand on it and guide her head. I was diamonds so I didn’t last long and she didn’t need to do much. I told her I was gonna cum but I didn’t think she might not know what that was. There was a shower in the stall so I turned that on to rinse us both off.

My friend and i catched frogs just to piss over them as a joke.

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This and what do you all wear to sleep in?

He put his hand in her bathing suit in the pool. But I’m not supposed to know that.

How the fuck did that happen?

That's heartbreaking, user. I'd ask for more detail but I ain't trying to make you relive it

Did you try to fuck her?

I was in (random town) down in South America when I was 16 and I rawdogged two 14 year olds that I met at the beach.

i was there Erwin

Senior prom is in a few days (18, not an underage fag). Ex might be there with someone else. I don't drink. Any pills/medicine to get me fucked up for the occasion?

Nah, that was as much risk as I was willing to take. Heart was pounding until I was on the plane.
Nice.

Oh. Yeah he’s diddling her. Guaranteed.

t. Guy who was sexually repressed as a young teen and took it out on his younger neighbors.

xanax,zolpiclon,valium,kolnopin

Bet u were the frog.

>making me let her bull have my ass for a domination fetish she had

I wouldn't mind hearing a little more about this

> mother in law going through shitty divorce
> wife worked regular 9 to 5
> me worked overnights
> get home and mother in law on my couch all upset, found soon to be ex's online dating account
> told her it'd be alright, yadda yadda
> comforted her while she cried
> she complied that she was old and would never get laid again
> me said "no, guys will be lining up"
> she called BS
> just trying to be nice I said "sure, i'd buy you a drink at a bar"
> she asked if I thought she had a nice body, I said yes
> she took off her shirt and bra and asked if i thought her tits were still good
> i said yea, was sporting a chubby
> she stood up and took off her jeans and panties, asked what I thought about her body
> me said it looked pretty good
> asked if i'd fuck her
> me said sure (thought it was rhetorical)
> she came over, put her hand up my shorts, grabbed by cock and said "well lets go"
> horny slut sucked and fucked for a while

good idea... she does weed and tried mdma once

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Somewhere in the hundreds. I've taken 30 girls virginities. That's always the special prize. The easiest way is to seek out the nerdy girls.

Lol I know that feeling. I was on a cruise when I was 18 and ended up banging this dorky 14 year old. Her dad caught us leaving her room and made all kinds of threats. It was the last night on the ship so I just hid on my room until we were able to disembark. I don’t know if he knew we fucked, probably not because he was mad enough just seeing me with her.

no i was pissing on the frog you fuck

Shit dude get her fucked up and have her end up in a hotel somewhere so a bunch of guys can have some free ass or something.

Daaaaaaamn. Also I thought you were the one getting divorced which added to my confusion.

nope, mother in law
fucked her on and off for a few months
bareback slut loved creampies

copypasta

Noice! I know that feeling. I fuck my mother in law about once a week. It's like I'm married to 2 women. Crazy part is my wife knows. My wife even says shit like "Hey mom's coming over to see you later" wink wink.

Raped by my cousin when I was 7, uh, dad raped one of my cousins and ditched me

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Yeah walking out is the scariest part. I made her leave first so people didn’t see us together. Legs were shaking so much.

How have you not gotten fired. Especially in today's environment. Even if they all consented I'm shocked none of them have claimed rape after the fact

I was in a coma for 3 years. I'm pretty sure someone was raping me because my vagina was an inny and now it's an outie with rost beef.

i like wearing diapers more than having sex

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ha, nice
my wife had no idea
use to love to fuck my mother in law during the day and then get my wife to suck my cock with her mom's dried cunt juice on it later that day

post tits

That seems risky. How do you avoid them not becoming clingy especially after taking their virginity?

My (now ex-)mother-in-law was overweight, loud and bitchy. In no time, on this world or the next, could I ever see myself sleeping with her.

eww

Hahaha. One time at that job I mentioned I had a 12 year old that was getting hot and heavy in my lap in the off stage room. I decided fuck and we snuck into one of the dressing rooms but literally 30 fucking seconds later one of the bosses came looking for me. I waited till he passed and told her to hide in the dressing room for a few before leaving. She was in the play so being half naked in a dressing room wasn’t at all out of ordinary.

When I think back I’m actually glad we got interrupted or I’d have a 12 year old with a 24 year old mom.

I don’t care about your secrets and problems I only care about telling my feelings to M but I can’t because I don’t have the guts to tell her

I let my 13 year old step-daughter smoke pot with me

I'm too scared to try to fuck her or her friends.

I should probably stop, she'll spill the beans some day and my day of reckoning will come :(

Yeah dude quit while you’re ahead.
“I let her smoke pot” is nowhere near as bad as “we had sex.”

Haha. My wife and MiL are spitting images just ones 20 years older. My MiL gives better head lol.

My wife had her second miscarriage. This time at 7 months with my twin sons. I don't think I'll ever have children, and it kills me every damn day

My dad was always loving and kind until I hit puberty at 12. He looked at me different from then on. He would always find reasons to touch my breasts and ass. Kiss me. He'd come in to my room when he thought I was asleep to sniff my hair and crotch. He'd beat off sometimes as well. The hardest part was how much I hated him for it and how my body reacted by orgasming really hard when I would hear him jerking and moaning. Because he has groomed me like this for years at 16 I decided to seduce him and we started fucking. Those orgasms I had fucking him are still the most intense of my life. The next year my mom found photos my dad had secretly taken of me in the bathroom and in my room. Tons of boxes of me nude. She called the police and he is in Federal prison. I had to testify against him. It felt like I betrayed him because I didn't realize he had made me into this sex hungry freak. I'm glad he's gone but I still think about him sometimes when I masturbate or fuck. I'm sick

lol ur mad because you got raped

Well when I first started doing it I was more blatant and risky but you also got in less trouble. I learned to adapt with the times. I also make sure they lead everything so I have plausible deniability up until we actually have sex.
I am always very VERY clear with them that we can't be more then friends. I had a close call with a clingy 14 year old a few years ago and I did end up making a rule of not sleeping with anyone younger then 17 from now on. There is a 15 year old that is testing me hard right now though

Trips cant hide what you really felt.Daddy didnt brainwash you mommy brainwashed you with guilt to hate what you loved. She was jealous you were the one he was attracted too and used everything she could to ruin it

truth

At times I feel that. I know it's sick but no one can top what he made me feel. He opened me sexually. He has a phone in prison and I tease him constantly. I sent him this for him to beat off to. He told me he came in thirty seconds and it made me so fucking wet at work.

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I love to bm girls on tumblr

What happened with that girl

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Oh shit user, do you need another Daddy to help you?

A friend of mine told me how she was roofied in college and woke up in a random bathroom naked and how she didn't know if she was raped.

I can't stop jerking off to the thought of a bunch if random men using her like a little slut that night is something wrong with me?

They don't when the dick is good.

Idk. What do you think?

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My ex-mother-in-law, same way. My future mother-in-law ain't bad for her age, but not quite my type.

She got super clingy. She kept telling me she loved me. The last time we fucked after I came in her she told me she had stopped taking her BC. I immediately drove to get plan B and made her take it in front of me.
Haha that actually works against me. I'm 33 and my dick is 9" so not only am I the most experienced guy they've been with (if not the first) I'm almost always the biggest dick they have had. A lot of them go dick crazy. I usually encourage them to "practice" with guys there age and usually they start dating and I can back away.

When I was just starting high school I posted videos of my chubby stomach onto YouTube, pretending I was a fat girl. I got a lot of attention from old male chubby chasers and genuinely saw no issue with it till I grew up.
Luckily the videos don't exist anymore, but the channel is still there, sitting with 16 subscribers who saw my prepubescent body.

I ruined my 11 year old childhood friendshit and his relationship because he was becoming a junky ( yes I tried to help but it was too late)

Would ravish and wife you

into anything Kinky? On Fetlife?

Explain, friend.

I'm so glad I'm having a son. I'd hate to think how tempting a 12yo version of my wife would be. I'd have to hope that for her sake she would grow her tits out and they'd be bigger than her mom's, or I'd be done for!

I've been trying to groom one my female friends into being a black cock slut

You're a sick fuck

Daddy daughter obvs. Lesbian. Threesome's. Domination. I'm a sub. Choking. PS here's another pic that's a fav of daddy's

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details?

Sorry to hear that user,but you must keep trying. I lost my son in the last week of the pregnancy. The wife was broken, but i stayed strong and tried again. I got twin girls now, 2yrs old.

he may be, but he speaks the truth

More noods!

I am due to give birth to my 1st child next month and my husband doesn't know I fucked a random guy on the train home from a works night out. He is so happy but I can never tell him as I would lose him and he wouldn't be happy ever again.

time-stamped photo? it's too easy using older photos

I'll send you my Fetlife profile name if you take a photo of shoe on head, with current date written

Pics

A man should never have to raise another man's child, except by choice. Tell him

>last week

Holy shit. This frightens me. I'm expecting my child in the fall, and we're both over 40. We're of pretty good genetics, but it's still a little scary.

Kik me bigD123q

Mmm I wanna fuck my daughter badly but I won't because I don't wanna end up like your daddy but I can still look and fantasize. Pic is my daughter.

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Hoes have no honor

I'm at work lol. What's your fet

>I would rightfully lose him and
>I probably wouldn't be happy ever again.

Fixed that for ya. Also, tits.

>Pic is my daughter.

Sure it is.

Man the FBI be working hard in this thread today

All this attention is making my pussy pulse at my desk at work lol. What do you want with me mister? Just sent this to daddy

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I've been sharing my wife's nudes with a guy in her office she hates for about a year

I am making the choice for him and as a family unit nothing but good will come of it

I've shared my ex's nudes on here a few times. I've never seen them reposted, so I guess that's nice, but I'm not saying I would be against it.

You are a horrible beast of a woman.

I get along with a lot of people so trying to introduce her to black dudes isn't hard but for the last 5 years I've just done small stuff like for movie night something showing her movies with good-looking black dudes, signing her email and number up to a bunch of interracial porn and so on, I don't do it too often cause other wise it's obvious but she's shown significant interest since I started. The best thing I've done is when we go to parties I usually introduce or "nudge" things in a way that she'll have a black guy start talking, I managed to get her to the point where she gets drunk enough to basically sloppy make out with then now I just need to get her to fuck them

Not the other guy, but I think you'd look good with a gaping ass dripping my cum.

You can still do a time-stamp photo.

>making the choice for him

What choices are you okay with him making for you?

Every morning I farts into my room mates lunch box that she made the night before. The bread soaks in the farts and she eats them

Bring home a chick for a threesome then. That's the least you can do for your treachery

I would have shit my pants if I heard that.

9 inches? Damn. Have any of them had you stop because you were too big?

>i remember you
the blondy right?

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had a side thing a few years back.
pretty sure her kid is mine.
my wife and her husband know nothing.

He makes lots for me, but I know this is for the best he works hard for us to enjoy a nice home and even wants me to be a full time mom, he might not be tied to the child genetically but that doesn't mean he's not capable of being a dad

Used to ejaculate onto my pencils then hand them to girls who wanted to borrow them.
Accidentally gave one to a guy one time and turns out he's bi. Weird coincidence.

Also posted this on another thread by accident because im retarded

my uncle's from mother said are all fucked up in the brain lettrilly bunch of rapists
>the elder uncle used to rape fuck his two younger brothers
>grandfather discover what the sick fuck was doing and kick him out the house
>the two brother now start doing it to the younger brother (it fucked him up so bad)
>as years go by they all got married
>as a revenge he start to doing it to there childrens "boy and a girl" with aunty's help
>yep that lesbian bitch joined the revenge quest and took the girl virginity she even did that to my sister now she is a slut becuse of it
>they tried to do it to me but i never gave them a chance
>i remember when the fucker shouting at my cousin to come inside to get fucked by the uncle he had a dead look on his eyes when i saw him
>it's all fucked up : (

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Not my secret, but someone i work closely with who is also a well known supermodel has posted explicit nudes on gonewild. I don't know if she still does, but the last pic was posted 4 months ago.

Shit got me rock hard and leaking mate, sorry you're a pussy who cant enjoy a good butt fuck

I fucked my neighbors wife. Not only is she my neighbors wife but best friends sister.

Me and my friend have a business where I sell her used ubderwear

Fuck and kill yourself, faggot.

>He makes lots for me

Way to not answer the question. So I take it to mean you're not comfortable with most or any of them. Makes sense why you cheated. You resent the control you have let him exert over your life, and wanted to get him back.
You better hope your fuckbuddy's blood type is the same as either yours or your husband's. Otherwise, there could be some very uncomfortable questions down the road.

Definitely not a female. That's not how the vagina works virgin larp fag.

I’m sorry.

I was so pissed. She did the thing where she held her legs and leaned back to make sure all my cum stayed inside her. I told her she needed to take the plan B or I would kill myself because I'd rather be dead then have my life ruined. As for the asking to stop. Yes it happens sometimes. When I was younger I didnt give a shit and fucked them through the pain. Now I pull out give them chance to recover and keep them horny so they beg to try again.

>sorry you're a pussy who cant enjoy a good butt fuck
>butt fuck is bad for you
>you will shit in a bag for the rest of your life see this his ass was destroyed
youtube.com/watch?v=KaxYt2iAlMY

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>sorry you're a pussy who cant enjoy a good butt fuck
How can a pussy enjoy a bumfuck you stupid sodomite? Pussies are made for fucking.

I let my nephew shower with me and my gf when he stays with us

Wrong. A young, pure, virginal teenage girl will have a discrete, slight protrusion of labia, sometimes nothing more than a slit.
After a plethora of penises parading proudly and pounding her pudendum, the labia will have stretched to disgusting proportions, and the whore's cunt will now resemble roast beef. Hence, "roastie".

Everybody knows that vaginas stretch, and do so in direct proportion to the number of penises that have been inside them.

>but muh babyhead

Haha, sure, at first it makes sense that a woman who's pushed a fucking baby's head through the love canal would be stretchier than the 16yo hs whore who's already banged the entire football team... but ever notice how sometimes it's just not the case?

Mother of 3, married to the same man for 20 years, when she finally gets divorced and you're the first guy she's fucked since her husband, has the kaganal strength of a steel trap? That's because she's only had one penis.

Yes, vaginal birth causes temporary stretching (and sometimes tearing, which will heel) but if she's only ever had one penis in her (inb4 only faggots care) the temporary stretch will return her vag to pre-baby levels.

This is due to the enzymatic interactions between her skin and her husband's skin.

But what happens when a grill - babbies or no babbies - takes multiple cocks? The enzymatic reactions between her and EACH partner will PERMANENTLY damage, stretch, and expand the vaginal walls AND the inner and outer labia.

And no, condoms will NOT prevent this, as there is always skin contact at the groin area. It is the reaction between the male's skin and her own (sometimes via her own vaginal fluids) that causes the stretching to become permanent.

So, when my friend once said, "I fucked this girl who had 2 kids, but she was tighter than this one other girl I fucked," I explained all this to him and it made perfect sense.

Okay, so now you know why there are even size queens in the first place.

You're fucking welcome.

Hopefully one day I'll get over it. My sister has moved on, but I can't.

Lol you spent a lot of time writing something that is total fiction. You are a true faggot

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\v3HXgkt
GO GO GO

-g78

This might be the most retarded thing I've read on Yea Forums in a while. Congratulations.

I'm a guy and I never remember being molested, but I've always been fascinated by cock. I'm not the slightest bit romantically attracted to men but I love everything about cock.

>Age 10 keep bringing up sex and dick with friends
> early puberty Bff jacks off and has 1st ever orgasm while I watch
> Be 12
> find woods porn with cousin
> Jack off together
> Play truth or dare
> Forget truth and just play date
> Drop the pretense and just Jack and suck each other's 3-inch hard ons
> Start again with same cousin during high school
> Get married
> Keep playing with cousin
> Age 30-40
> business travel
> Visit sex shops and video booths
> Jack and suck lots of guys (with condom because STIs)
> Still married
> Discover Craigslist Casual encounters
> Continue to Jack and suck
> Notice mw4m ads, curious
> Eventually Meetup with mw4m
> Attractive, wealthy couple just getting into non-monogamy
> Become good friends
> Have bi 3 way a few times per month
> Still married
> To be continued I guess

>in direct proportion to the number of penises

no- logic fail. Even if your autistic rantings were true...a vagina could be fucked a 1000 times but all by the same penis. You can tell NOTHING about a woman by the length of her labia...that is simply the ignorant rantings of Capn' Autismo

>
HE'S A FUCKING LIAR.

IF HE HAD A SUPERPOWER IT'D BE THE POWER TO BE THE PERFECT FUCKING LIAR.

HE IS THE MASTER OF ILLUSION. HE FUCKING TRICKS PEOPLE INTO THINKING SHIT THAT ISNT REAL, THATS HIS ENTIRE GOD DAMN GIMMICK. HE'S A FUCKING CRIMINAL STAGE MAGICIAN.

WHY IS THIS BOARD SO FUCKING STUPID. EVERY DAY YOU FUCKING RETARDS GET DUMBER AND DUMBER HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY ARE YOU ALL SO GOD DAMN FUCKING RETARDED.

Holy shit... a new copy pasta of stupidity is born.

Girl who's cherry I popped when we were both around 15 had a butterfly labia you faggot stop throwing fake knowledge around.

So what the breakdown of employees you fucked? Are most if them on the younger side

Kik me and ill tell you

What I miss???

My girlfriend was raped by her uncle many times while she was 12 so it mest her up inside. She has talked about us having kids and having them watch us or join in. I really think she is joking but sometimes I think she is serious.

Then explain roasties.

I'll wait.

(s)he's a larp. Or (s)he would have provided a time-stamped photo

About 600,000,000 threads late, bud...

You know how dicks are different shapes and sizes?

I have no idea. Obviously less 14 and 15 year olds as I got older but still some. Now is only 17+.

I'd say most common age is 16. I think it's because 16 is when girls hormones really start hitting the fan and that's when it becomes a little more socially acceptable for them to have sex.

When I was 15 I started having sex with my 38 year old neighbor. She got divorced when she found her husband cheating. She was easily seduced.

I missing being in the military.
Civilian life is so damn monotonous and boring.

I miss the underway emergencies
I miss the fire drills
I miss the pranks

But more than anything, I miss my friends

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What is your favorite age?

I like the idea of my wife being lewded and felt up by young teens. I have a plan, to eventually have her asleep at a hotel, then pick some random lucky bastard to feel her up.

Get a life.

14 for sure. It's the most thrilling. It's the age most likely to find virgins. And they are super eager to try and impress. They mostly suck, but they are teachable and moldable.

Then how is a woman who has had a baby sometimes tighter than one who hasn't, but has fucked a bunch of guys OH YEAH DID YOU EVEN READ WHAT I WROTE?!

23

Beautiful mouse girl

Ouch. Biggest reason my last marriage failed? Lack of sex.

>blowjob with no tit play.

Hard pass.

dear god...
enzimes acting on skin...
failed biology classes forever
and chemistry

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So what's the explanation for mothers with tighter pussies than sluts? What's the origin of the term "roasties"?

Why virgins? I dont understand the appeal? The blood, the inexperience. The pain.

When I was 15 I was in love in a girl that was 8. She loved me too.

She looks so delicious got any topples

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What are these site? They seems like jailbait thing but ive seen lexi bell on them so idk

wtf

I'm pregnant and it's yours. Also, you have AIDS.

I don't know why I would do this but...

have you ever heard about the "husband's stich"?

Hnnnggggg...

Does she know you like her?

The thrill I think is more in the search, the slow manipulation of them to get them to the point they want someone over twice their age to take their virginity. The fact that I'm taking their virginty with one of the biggest dicks they will ever have. And that look on their face as you enter them the first time. No one else ever gets that

While repair of the perineum may be medically necessary, an extra stitch is not, and may cause discomfort or pain. Use of the term in the medical literature can be traced to Transactions of the Texas State Medical Association in 1885. There is also a reference to it in What Women Want to Know (1958), a book co-written by an American gynaecologist.

It appears that no studies exist to determine whether the procedure occurs and how many women have been affected. Some medical practitioners view reports about the procedure as an urban legend. One writer suggests that it might be a joke made by men to relieve tension after their partners have given birth.

Stop lying. We saw Jamal leaving your place before OP came over.

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what happens if there is ever a DNA test???

oh no

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well post the username then!!

Sucked my fathers did one night a few years ago

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Tell me about her.

greentext

Don't worry, my mom had kids at 26, 29, 40, and 46. We're fine.

Ilovethis.exe

How’s it going and how’d you start?

Has he started getting boners or feeling her up? Do you let him wash her?

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idiot

thxfam

What do you want to know about her?

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