I have a micropenis, AMA
Yup, I'm back, with another thread. The couple I did last week were pretty successful, so I figured I'd do another.
>26
>5'10" , 185lbs
>Cock is 1.3-1.6 in fully hard
>Yes, it's fully hard in that pic, no it doesn't get bigger
>Bisexual, leaning towards straight
> Kik: Smith_Micro
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Are you the bottom when you fuck guys?
I actually haven't done much with guys. Never been fucked, mostly just fool around and do orla stuff, but I'd like to try bottoming
Tiny cock and you're ginger? That's rough, user.
Gif of you cumming?
face pic?
What does it feel like to penetrate?
I can try and make one, but my cock is a bit camera shy
Yeah, no.
Honestly, it doesn't do much for me. It's kind of frustrating. I generally prefer oral.
so have girls called you out on your micropee?
I let them know beforehand. It's better than them getting a nasty shock. They usually think I'm joking at first, so I have to explain that I'm serious.
Dribble or shooter?
Tiny or loads of cum?
How does a women give oral to that? What does she think??
Depends on how worked up I am. My balls are a bit smaller than average, but are otherwise normal and functional. My loads are pretty normal too.
I mean, it depends on the woman. Generally, they seem to be curious more than anything, but I haven't gotten any complaints. I've only gotten a really bad reaction from a girl once, and she was doing her best to hide it.
Ever thought of becoming trans?
Post it hard
Not seriously. I still feel like a guy, so I've never felt like I needed to
I already did, but here is another.
So women are ok getting fuck with it??? THeres no way they can feel it unless you just pubic bone then on their clit.
Even a handjob, isn't like a 2 finger (index and thumb).. i cant see how she could do oral. At least shave dude as her poor mouth will just full of pubes trying to please you...
Come on.. your balls are not average.. sorry and coudnt be as the micro is a result of low T during puberty as a result of small testicles.
Are you sefl conscious or don't give a fuck about it?
Why havent you killed yourself already
Most women don't get anything from penetration, and I don't really either, so I don't do it often. Oral isn't that tough (And I'm usually more trimmed than I am now). It's not difficult to suck on something short. Suck on an inch and a half of your thumb, and see for yourself.
I said they were below average. But they really aren't that much smaller than most guys, and, like I said, are pretty functional aside. I took hormones as a teen, and while they didn't do much for my dick (They helped a little), my balls developed fairly normally.
Because, unlike most guys on Yea Forums dot org, I've realized that there is more to life than putting my penis inside people
>Because, unlike most guys on Yea Forums dot org, I've realized that there is more to life than putting my penis inside people
coping 101
I mean, fuck man, yeah a little. Seriously, though, sex is awesome, but it's not everything. If it is for you, 99.9% of your life would be boring bullshit.
Make that 94% for somebody who has one hour sex a day and sleeps eight hours
Since don't get anything from penetration.. if you get married. would you be cool if she had a side cock just to get her off effectively if she likes it vs just oral???
How is this possible?
Were you bullied, or were you depressed?
but sex IS everything, and this isn't just for Yea Forums incels, all we do, we do it to find a sexual partner, we are biologically wired to be motivated by it. And not having it takes a massive toll on your mind and mental health, so stfu with this "i'm better than Yea Forums faggots because I don't think sex is everything" bullshit, you're only better than them because YOU ARE having sex and they are not. That's the difference. That's why it's everything.
Do you have issues when your guy friends see your cock?
What the most abusive thing you have been told? As I hurtful
What's the longest you dated a girl....kek
I think most girls you fuck are just being kind giving you a sympathy fuck. My sister had an experience with a micro-penis guy, we still tease her about it to this day. She thought he was amazing, was going to move home, took a flight to meet him, longest week of her life. Sure penetration isn't everything but not being able to just get down and fuck whenever you want to and having to faff around with oral.....isn't in most woman's list of lifetime wants
Not many people have sex lives that awesome.
Honestly, if a girl needs dick that badly, we probably wouldn't get married in the first place. I'm not worried, though, since most women can't get off on penetration alone, and some (though admittedly few) don't even care about it.
SCIENCE
Bullied, no, but I was pretty depressed as a teen/young adult. I'm doing pretty well now though
Yeah, no. Take your armchair psychology to someone who hasn't heard it all before. Also, I'm not better than anyone. Just shitty in different ways.
I try not to show it off too much. Honestly, I haven't really gotten a lot of abuse (Aside from online, or from chicks into humiliation play). The worst I've gotten was a really, REALLY disappointed look. That hurts more, tbh.
A year and a half. I don't hook up much, and most of the girls I've been with were in LTRs. Also, if you have to "faff around" with oral, you're bad at oral.
>Also, if you have to "faff around" with oral, you're bad at oral.
Fuck off, there are plenty of times when you can't do oral(and make each other cum) but you can have a quick sneaky fuck.
ITT: Micro-penis guy not in relationship with max LTR of 18 months is going to tell /b how to make the best out of sex.
A year sounds about right for when most women would be thinking, fuck I just want to date a guy where we can get down and dirty without having to suck genitalia.
We're hard wired to grab bitches get them on the floor and do the hip thrust thing if you don't do it you will never feel a complete man and woman in my experience are even more hard wired to be wanting to be thrown down and animal fucked. If you don't give them a good old hard fucking at least once a month then your relationship is doomed.
>Because, unlike most guys on Yea Forums dot org, I've realized that there is more to life than putting my penis inside people
WHAT!!!
>Because, unlike most guys on Yea Forums dot org, I've realized that there is more to life than putting my penis inside people
I legit respect this a lot, good luck to you OP
should shave at least
should read thread at least
Thanks bro
I usually do, but I took these pics after a dry spell.
As unfair as it is, this is my experience, too.
The good thing is that even an average penis does the trick most of the times.
But I did hear a friend (female) of mine who's partner had low libido and she desperately needed a good fuck.
Calm down spaz. I'm not telling anyone how to "Make the best" out of sex. Sex is different for everyone, and really, the only way to "Make the best" out of it, is to communicate with your partner. You clearly have a very black and white view on sex, relationships, and gender dynamics, which is fine, but I think your weirdly hostile response says a lot more about you than it does about me. I have a micropenis, and I still manage to have a happy, full life. Die mad about it.
inorite???
>Underage faggot detected.
you still gotta learn much about the womins young one. stop watching porn for a while and meet real people.
not OP btw
>Because, unlike most guys on Yea Forums dot org, I've realized that there is more to life than putting my penis inside people
lol speak for yourself
did your friend tell her upfront he had a low libido?
If that's all your life is about, I genuinely feel sorry for you.
Seriously, I'm not the micropenis guy but you're a jackass
It's not in its entirety of course but sexual intercourse is a good part of being in a healthy relationship and something that I like to partake in regularly. I imagine it's not as exciting or as often for someone with a micro.
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Has any girl ever reacted by saying "it's so cute" ?
Believe it or not, there are women (And even men) who aren't into intercourse, and still have good, healthy relationships. My sex life is very different from most guys, but it's still satisfying and exciting. Took me a while to get there, though.
if OP is honest about this shit as he claim he is he will be fine. women can handle this shit way better then man can. plus females find other things much more important then having some noob ram his cock up her ass because that's how he thinks it should be.
Yeah, but only when I did some SPH. It was kind of exciting at first, but in the end, it doesn't do much for me.
I'm an oldfag with my longest LTR(15 Years)
A great sex life is the glue that keeps a relationship together. Never go to sleep angry with each other, ALWAYS fuck to make up before you sleep.
Funny how all my yoga friends and their tantric lifestyle and orgasmic sex techniques never have a relationship or marriage that works out. But all my friends who are dirty bastards and like to fuck whenever they get the chance have long lasting relationships.
Oh, okay, so you're a middle aged man with the mindset of an idiotic teenager. Gotcha.
>A great sex life is the glue that keeps a relationship together.
Communication, bro. It's communication. Though, a great sex life does help, yes.
fuck off with communication, are you copying and pasting all your shit from Oprah or Dr. Phil?
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
ok, first i was like, this is a teenager trying to be edgy. now i am like ok a teenager trying to troll.
you are not very successful in either attempts anons. maybe lurk moar.
To the micropenis guy: you've my support, fuck and suck whenever ypu want.
To the guy who said that everything spins around sex and you can't be "a complete man": a faggot like you speaking like that can't be a man, the dick doesn't change nothing
Ok it is now obvious that it is in fact YOU who is under18
Have you had sex with any girl with a clit larger than your penis? If so how did that made you feel?
wow nice reverse psychology user. you got us this time. damn!
Communication is key and I would agree is the most important thing in a relationship.
Getting a good dickin has to be in the top 5 though
You are really worked up over this, huh?
Have you considered some kind of surgery to increase its length?
Depends on who you are. I'm sur eit is for a lot of people.
There isn't really anything available that would be worth the risks involved.
Ha, that's one of my pulling techniques. "You won't fell a thing, I've got a tiny cock. It actually works pretty good lol
What are the risks?
Lost of sensation, infection, damage to existing tissue. And the most I could get out of it is MAYBE an inch, probably less, and it wouldn't be able to get fully hard.
WOnder if they'll be able to do cock transplants one day
Feel for you man, must suck having a disability like that.
Have you ever tried any device to enlarge it?
Maybe that's the future
When i was younger, despite knowing full well it wouldn't work. Don't waste your money kids.
Ooph, did he touch a nerve?
I know, right? He's so mad about it.
What's even funnier is that I'm the one who broke up with her, because I wanted to move across the country for grad school.
I never thought this shit exists... My cock when flaccid is 1.5 in and 3.5 when fully hard lmao
Just to let you know: I'm completely sure you can have a Happy and wonderful life if you are willing to, and you don't need sex to achieve that. Don't listen to those who claim their way to live is the correct one, just because they born different than you, they aren't right. And be a man means nothing without integrity.
What device did you bought when you were younger? How much did you pay for it?
Christ dude just… wow.
how old are you?
how long is it when hard?
how old were you when losing v-card?
Hate to break it to yuh, but you have a microdick too. Just barley, but you do have one.
Thanks. And lots of things, Pumps, pill, stretchers. I wasted a TON of money on it.
Read the OP, bro.
I was 21 when I lost my V-Card.
Trans person here. That's not how being trans works. It's like being gay, it's not a choice
mental illness actually....get well soon
Oh, shut up. Go back to /pol/
I wasn't expecting support on Yea Forums
Thank you kind stranger, my faith in this board has increased
Still here?
Thought you would have kys by now
Get a room faggot
Fuck this is like "The crying game"
You two fuck off to whatsapp and consummate your faggotry there
just find somebody with like 8 or 9 inches and ask for an inch or two. snip it off and glue it on and you should be good homie
I’m sorry op :(
I have the most average penis ever
>5.5
Fiancée claims she’s happy with it though
You’ll find a girl that won’t care some day
I know I have a micro too lmao
are you high?
Being gay or a transvestite is a choice in the same way that being fat is a choice. You could fix it, but you are lazy and would rather accept it as a part of you.
What's your point user? Criticize other people's body? You're as full of flaws as the micropenis guy, just by way you think. Perhaps you are bald or hairy as fuck, or develop a cancer tomorrow, and who cares
Seek help, take your meds, get well soon
ITT:
ALL the Yea Forums Fags and Traps and other degenerates perving over OP's micropenis trying to convince him to become one of them.
Trust me, if I could stop being gay, I would have by now.
>Bisexual
I my dick is just over six inches, let's fuck a girl together. She can suck you while I pound her, how about it?
Sure, I'll be right over
What kind of girls do you like? I think it would be hot to do something like this with a cute fat girl with huge tits and ass.
Micropepe fits so well. Right copypasta?
That's not even me.
this is the LGBT community if they say its your body....ITS YOUR BODY
WTF
There was one guy who waisted his time doing that crap
Would you actually be able to pregnatize a woman the natural way?
>pregnatize
I genuinely hope you don't.
Kek
Yes, I can reproduce.
Little cocks should be tourtured
Pic related its mine
>pregnatize
I've been using that word wrong my whole life.
I think the simple-minded fuck is trying to say that people have a choice about their sexual conduct.
I think.
Maybe he's just retarded.
But yeah, you can't choose the way you feel about things, but you certainly can choose how to act on those feelings.
I know you can reproduce theoretically, but would your penis get deep enough in a vagina to actually make it work?
>but you certainly can choose how to act on those feelings
THIS
THOSE AREN'T SUPPOSED TO GO IN THERE FUCK FUCK FUCK
you're the kind of faggot that says
>"you sir have won the internets today, enjoy the gold :P"
Please go back and never return.
Thats not the only thing i put in there
Could you not? Could you just not?
Well, until you can give me a compelling reason not to explore my homosexuality, I'm gonna keep doing it. I can't stop being gay, and i've never been given a good reason to go celibate.
>not shoving teenie weenies in your cockhole.
Just to be clear, I wasn't implying you should be celibate. Between Yea Forumsros, I'd recommend you be as safe as possible, but that's also entirely up to you. Just don't expect my tax money to pay for HIV meds if you're the unfortunate recipient of a viral ass-blasting.
Not implying you do expect that, by the way. Just a relevant issue. Enjoy your bone polishing!
Sorry for interrupting your micro cock thread
say hello to bladder infection
A fucking keyring ewwwwwwwww
Woman do get off on penetration. I have a cock and used it before on women. Think this is potato shopped.
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