Would anyone in or around NB Canada be willing to murder me? No strings attached. We go to the middle of a forest...

Would anyone in or around NB Canada be willing to murder me? No strings attached. We go to the middle of a forest, you strangle me, do whatever you want with my corpse. Just don't be an idiot who keeps the corpse 15 feet from their house. Bury it deep enough or burn my remains at least. Use a VPN to talk to me if you post your contacts.

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just jump off a cliff you melt

I want someone to strangle me to death. That is my only wish in life. I've wanted it for the past 10 years.

10 years and you still can't get yourself killed L0L

And you've done nothing meaningful in pursuit of this goal, you have put absolutely no effort into it, just like living you can't be bothered to move your ass to dying. I'd tell you to kys but it wouldn't matter.

Yeah fucking this.

How am I supposed to find someone to strangle me? I've tried going to sketchy areas but nothing ever happens. I don't want to commit suicide. I just want to be murdered. My life is quite fine but I don't want to meet my end any other way.

>I walked down the street once in niggerville and I didn't even die, I don't understand
Fuck off suburban white trash.

I offered a known drug dealer money in return for strangling me to death but they refused. Again, how else am I supposed to put my plan into action?

How about we meet in sackville nb. We smoke a joint then you jump off the train bridge

sketchy areas LOL the local kids vandalising bus stops are just suburban losers like urself stop trying to hide the fact uwanna kill urself from ur family u have nothing to be proud of u anyway u fucking loser just do it

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I can see the appeal in that. It doesn't quite fit my vision though. I want it to be raw, visceral, a complete exchange of power. I want it to be perfect.

It's a fetish thing. My parents are both deceased and I have no connection with the rest of my family.

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Now, is it really murder if you ask someone to kill you?
Just sounds like suicide.. But with extra steps

The difference is the intent. Suicide would imply the action as an act of hopelessness.

I'll do it , provide a way of contact and an address and i'll do it , i have a history of murders so it'll be easy for me

Take a random trip to any City in Pennsylvania call the nearest black person the n word your life ends thare pro tip thus will work you have bin give solid advice

so you don't want to get murdered ? alright i offered but if you're not interested i'll switch to another thread , this was probably your only chance for this kind of deal , fucking retard

Relax bud. I'm making a new account. Wait a few minutes.

dusty#8522 is my Discord.

phone number only , don't use discord

Phone calls are easily traced. Do you want to be found...?

listen buddy , i've done this more then you've seen it happen in the movies , are you gonna do this or not , i don't want to waste my time with a kid ?

I simply can't contact you by phone. It's too risky.

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that looks rotoscoped, is there a story behind this?

Do you have a certain preference or is it just random?

Let's be real here bud. Are you depressed or hopeless? I mean I'd genuinely like just to meet you and listen. Get a beer or something. I know it's hard. But people care about you even if it doesnt seem.