I am a fake psychologist

maybe

How do I stop shilling my videos on Yea Forums?
youtu.be/YzLVchUDo4g

thanks, i appreciate it

Dubs of truth.
Definitely will maybe eavesdrop cheese in frodge

there is no problem here

delete your youtube account

it's the right way

I activate mystical space typhoon making your trap card useless.

no you can't
because my card it's fake, so no weak points

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i see dead people what do?

you must wait there for at least 6 hours

where?

in your heart

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Why i hate everyone that don't want to work and cry about theyr useless life?

Because this it's your secret purpose
You didn't know it, but it is

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For something to be fake there first has to be a real version of it

anything it's real
that's the fake point

dubs of truth?

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How can I both increase my luck and my determination?
I need balls-to-the-walls level guts.

stop thinking you are unlucky and your determination will increase a lot
also believe in the heart of cards

Yugay ?

oh yeah

I'm a terribly anxious 'tismo who can't muster the courage to walk out of the house every day, much less get a job again. Help.

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How do I get my penis to morph into a dragon?

fix your goal, then go for it
set a time limit, then go back and re-try

So like Swardson in Benchwarmers?

you don't want to know it

right way

I am GOD AMA

Should I start eating sunscreen? Would that help in any way?

if you are GOD you don't have any problem and this is not the right place for you, isn't it?

sure
or try soap, it works

Does God not know how to start a new thread?

How so?

eat it for breakfast

I meant how will it help?

your soul will be cleaned up and your brain will work better

How can op stop being a faggot?

Hm.
Neat.

there is now way
it's a real problem, I can't solve it