G'morning user

g'morning user
hope you slept well
tell me why will you not KILL YOURSELF today.

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I want to see who sits on the iron throne. After that I want to see if American democracy survives Trump or if the US falls into a Feudal system with Trump as the new monarch and Mitch pulling his strings.

I just quit my ex girlfriend.
So I don't know.

Coffee is pretty nice

My dog is still alive. I refuse to abandon her. Once she's gone tho its probably gonna happen. I'm so tired.

Your reason is that next piece of ass.

Thx mate

If I didnt show up to work the night shift guy would have to stay

u r a nice user.
good reason
so are dubs.
what kind of dog ?

I feel you gye I just lost my dog on the Easter and a Bird 3 days later and bin in a battleing with Social Security whether I will keep my benefits or not for about 3 months now I'm in so much pain and under so much stress and have nothing but panic attacks all day long I'm. So close to being done with life it's not funny

sorry bout your dog.

keep your head up fam. i know that's cliche but some days that's all you can do. I've seen so much in this world that's fucked up, half of which I had a hand in, but I'm still here. I believe in you, even if you don't. you're more capable than any other animal on this planet, don't take that for granted. peace be with you, user. shalom.

I wasn't joking anons. If you feel like ending it all, I've been there too, get a cup of burning coffe, get yourself some pasta or any hearty meal you like. Eat till your belly feel like it's gonna burst, burn yourself on that coffee, then take care of whatever you need done for that day. Then go to bed.

trust me, one day you'll go "Huh. That coffee's pretty nice".

Thanks

I have a few people to kill before I kill myself

Because I have to outlive my enemies

im a 25 year old lawyer dating a hot doctor in NYC. Why would I kill myself?

>coffee
so u do hate them. Coffee is disgusting

cuz deep down u know u r an idiot who doesnt deserve any of this

It's 4:50 PM here.
Back to your question : well, I might as well do it but I have cancer to beat so there's that on that.

This really ruined my fucking morning Helen
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g'luck man. kick cancer's ass.

because none of this is true

is cersei one of them?

Because you entered a profession that 99.48% of the general public consider to be cunts and now you've spent all that time and money getting to where you thought you wanted to be you actually have no real way out.

Move to the countryside and grow jam, before it's too late.

I have a job interview tommorow, I really need this . If I dont get it then I will hero

She might call

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Because being alive is beautiful

She'll be 12 in two months. Still has the energy of a 2 yo.

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Going on vacation soon

I'd just fuck it up as usual, so why bother?

I’m gonna take my gf on a date and bang her a few times afterwards.

Cause it too muvh work.. and im already late.

Because i found a goal in life and i now have a plan and direction.

You first faggot

Because I have a good job, with good pay. And Sexy gf...

I am making good choices... Try to do the same.

My uncle was diagnosed with bone marrow and blood cancer two weeks ago, he's getting chemo injection every week and already recovering pretty well, good luck

Ryan Madison is a good fuck!

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NASCAR is on at noon today man. Going to watch NASCAR shitpost on spee and get paid to do it at work

My dad was getting very sick but he is getting better little by little. I am moving away from a shitty appartment to a better one with a friend, and im starting my education again. Things are a little better.

if i fail this drug test in 2 weeks I might

I've got heart surgery after tomorrow. If it's not going to kill me, I believe I should not kill myself.