It's 4AM. The Monster has run dry. My finals are due in 4 hours, one of which will be spent driving...

It's 4AM. The Monster has run dry. My finals are due in 4 hours, one of which will be spent driving. They are only half done.

Wat do?

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Spend 3 hours finishing it?

Currently trying to, without blowing my brains out.

Feel you bro. I'm up since 2:30 but just reviewing. I have a test at 8am.

fortunately, only a relatively simple test tomorrow. Just a big nasty CNC program for a retarded class.

Obviously get tf off b if you want to pass, you'll spend the rest of your night looking at porn

Good luck. I have a analytical chemistry test that I'm more worried on. I have a Calc 3 test but i feel good about that one

Quit being a leech on society and get a real job.

I work 2 jobs, worked a 9 hour shift today, that's why I got to my work so late. Fuck off.

Lies, the only thing that makes you not a NEET right now is the school, but after that you'll be NEET or a fry cook.
Just go be a fry cook now rather than one in a few years with tens of thousands of dollars in loans

One job is at a fab shop, with a low-level position until I finish my certs from my debt-free trade school. The other is a pretty good paying retail job as my weekend hustle.

Not everyone is a total retard with money.

You fab custom dildos to fit your rectum perfectly? That's pretty neat, but I wouldn't call your hobby a full-time job you scum sucking bitch.

I lol Everytime I read one of these threads. If youre having trouble getting through finals, then you need to start preparing right now to be broken in every single way when you start your career.

Make a post on Yea Forums. It's obviously the best way to utilize your remaining time

Accept you did this to yourself and move on with your failure. Maybe learn something about yourself or that you need to pursue something you're actually passionate about. Maybe it's an expensive lesson in needed to learn self discipline. It's your life though.

It happens every time.
Faggots having plenty of time to do something, yet they start working the evening before it's due.

But - OMG! - they drink some magical soda to enhance the outcome.

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Fuck the exam man, just fuck it!

This, but literally, have sex with your exam.

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Commuting sedoku immediately.

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*sudoku

What you do is make a plan of attack on the day that you receive your assignment, break it into manageable chunks then start doing them early so that you can review as you go along finishing with a week or so to let some peers have a look and give you notes so that you can work towards a final carefully considered revision. Then you go to the pub and relax knowing you've don a great job, while other losers do loads of shit work the night before they are due to submit.

OH shit TRIPS THAT MEANS YOU GOTTA SHOW YOUR DICK TO ME NOW

Exactly. The only real value of these kinds of situations is how you deal with the responsibility, chances are you will never use the contained information in later life anyway. I had a great time at uni, but got my head down at the right times, there's plenty of time to fuck around, but being able to break that routine and get shit done to a high level is where the real education lies.

you know you sound massively gay, don't you?

Buy more boomer juice, fuck the final, boomer life

Bro you cant troll worth a fuck lol

>Wat do?
On your drive to your exams, stop by and get some more Monster. You're going to need it before this day is through.