And there's a concerning amount of blood. I took a shit earlier today and I noticed that there was a little blood on the toilet paper but I just chalked that up to having wiped with a little too much enthusiasm.
This on the other hand genuinely worries me. Am I going to die? What could I be causing me to bleed out my asshole? Should I go to the emergency room or wait till the morning to see me general practitioner?
>inb4 cancer >inb4 butt AIDS >inb4 asking the internet for medical advice
You probably have an internal hemorrhoid. Just book at appointment to have your asshole looked at. It's probably nothing but you should get it checked out.
Blood looks a LOT redder than that. It's probably something you ate.
Source: Someone who frequently shits blood.
Oliver Brown
It’s bright red so you’re fine bro. When it’s deep black or like coffee grounds then you are diagnosed with stage 5 ded
Chase Powell
usually brighter blood isn't too big of an emergency. I shit blood when I drink and eat taco bell. Also red wine will make you shit tarry black if this is a constant thing for several shits in a row it may be time to get checked out but a little bloodypoop never hurt me. Source: shitting a lot of blood and hoping ignoring it will make it go away
Carson Robinson
I wonder why posts like this are made with >inb4 asking the internet for medical advice Its like you know youre so retarded that aids is basically natural selection.
If youre ripping up your ass then stop shitting so hard and have a better diet. If youre just bleeding and you dont know why, then see a doctor asap.
Jonathan Brown
stop fucking shoving knives up your ass you fucking buttpirate
Colton Ramirez
see that's the thing
I've always heard that hemorrhoids are extremely painful, yet there is no pain.
That's fresh blood, meaning it came from near your asshole, most likely hemorrhoids, which are mostly harmless and very treatable. Darker, older blood comes from somewhere up in your guts, where you really don't want holes.
I was in a similar situation, and the doc didn't even look. Just told me it was probably hemorrhoids and I should get some OTC treatment and take fiber. He was right, blood was gone in a week and my asshole stopped feeling so chapped. Do this, user.
Not necessarily. My asshole basically felt chapped, which I ignored, and every shit felt like it was going to be huge, but then they were mysteriously small. That+blood were my only symptoms.
But after the doc, I inspected my asshole closely. Didn't see any bumps, but the ring was noticeably swollen, puffy, and irritated. You might be thinking of hernias, those are extremely painful.
Go buy the off brand preparation h from walmart, be sure to get the one with the longest nozzle (like an inch long) because it sounds like they're internal and you're gonna need to get up in there. Apply generously at least 3 times a day. Your blood will be gone in a week and your asshole will thank you.
The picture is the shit in question. I did not timestamp because it only occurred to me to ask you tards about it after flushing.
Owen Davis
There's nothing wrong with taking more than one shit in a day -- I typically take two. One in the morning, one in the evening.
Elijah Taylor
Probably ulcerative colitis see a doctor or stop eating fast food and red meat
Justin Fisher
Late 40s here. I had red blood in my shit. I thought it would be nothing. Doctor told me to have a colonoscopy. I accepted. They found and removed four polyps. One had cancer but "in situ". Colonoscopy saved my life.
Liam Gonzalez
Blood out of your asshole is gonna be the lease of your worries one day.
Tyler Collins
u ate too many hot cheetoes, duh
Ryan Harris
Bro i had a shit ton of flaming hot cheetos couple days ago and crapped out this similar thing. True story
Jackson Wilson
timestamp or it never happened
Joshua Martinez
This is what my shit looked like after I demolished a whole sleeve of these
Fresh blood is fine, if it's like black it's internal bleeding.
I've had similar experiences and it was a fissure (torn butthole). Heals itself.
Hunter Ortiz
It's just period. It comes every month. Just put a tampon in, haven't your mom taught you that?
Julian Peterson
Drink some water and if it happens when you take a shit again. Go see your GP. Don't wipe or squeeze so hard either. It's happened to me and it was just a one off. The emergency room must got alot of you pussies walking in expecting instant answers and a way to fix it. You haven't got your mother to fix your asshole so learn to deal with it like a man and just wait it out and don't come to conclusions HURRR AM I GOING TO DIE fucking pussy seriously.
