What do?

What do?

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ahem
>pic related

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I love how you can tell the "intestines" are just linked sausages lmao

That’s something a cannibal would say.

I'd bust your fucking nose open.

call the police

Uppercut

>ungo bungo cannonball
Sounds JUST like something a nigger would say.

probably throw up

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That disgusting troll-faced bitch? I'd stab her. Repeatedly. Then claim self-defense and walk. Fuck that shit... Push me up against a wall, and try to make out with me? Sexual assault isn't okay, even when women do it.

Side note for keks - "Yeah girl, I've got something long and hard to stick in you..." *stab stab stab*

SAUSAGES!

pass out from fear

Kick him in the balls. Then stomp on face.

Magdump

Strangle that fatass mongoloid faggot.

Get pissed hold rallies where people screamed at you no means no and my body my choice... then start a hashtag him too movement.... I mean thats what a fat sow like that would do anyways.

Is that guy ok?

yeah nah he's fine

Kill it with fire

scream "RAAAAAPE!!!"

Tinder

Looks kinda lika a blutaar. Interesting

360° and walk away

nice try, Schlomo

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You'd 360° into him? Thats a full spin my dude

I'd fuck her.

Fine then I'd 720° and walk away

Welcome to Yea Forums.

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Albow it in it's fat coverd adams apple

Newfag
>inb4 " I was only pretending to be retarded"

I’m bi and into chubbies either way so, let’s go!

Five him han solo and collect my reward

ok enjoy your wizard life user

your virginity is showing hard, kiddo

Oldfag

Welcome back you mean

Do it, I want to murder a degenerate.
I'm going to kill you and smile and laugh all the way to the court and jail.

scream rape and push her to the ground if people star busting my ball just scream "GENDER EQUALITY MOTHERFUCKERS!" pepper spay the fuck out of as many cunts as possible
it's 2019 things have changed take advantage

First: Puke
Second: Charge with attempted rape.

Dude looks like he got caught halfway through the vine process from War of the Worlds

I unironically know the person in OP picture IRL. AMA.

what does xer anus smell like?

It's a he, isn't it?

Nope, that is a genuine female.

>Be me
>Get sexualy assault
>Tell people
>Don't get believed because "men can't get sexualy assaulted/raped" and "men secretly like it*
>My face when

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> (OP)
>>> do you unironically use the word unironically, unironically?

Yes. Wait... no.

Maybe?

This, correct form is
>I literally know the person in OP picture IRL. AMA.
Literally just use "literally" when it's the right word.

>Fall asleep on train
>Wake up to some twink looking faggot fondling my junk
>Punch him in the face
>Runs off and tells the ticket guard
>Almost get done for fag bashing but the qt milf in the row over saw what was happening

Does it get pregnant?I

Once born does it tolerate smallness and weakness of does it say it's young?

How is unironic the wrong word? If I were LARPing and pretending I know the person, I would ironically know that person.

But i'm not pretending, I unironically know that person.

Only 14 year olds use the word literally.

It has not ever been pregnant. Believe it or not, she has regular sexual partners.

She gets laid more then most people reading this.

>Only 14 year olds use the word literally.
This is literally the issue.
"Literally" got abused for example "I'm so hungry I could literally eat an elephant" is a wrong use of "literally" because no one can eat a whole elephant.
People instead of using "literally" correctly they invented a new word, "unironically" which is literally not a real word and they abuse it like they abused "literally".

Literally just use "literally" instead of "unironically".

I believe it, I'm extremely stupid to have sex.

> Unironically this buttpregnant about the word literally

>she has regular sexual partners.

This is depressing. I have no idea why I struggle so much, when I could just look like a steamed ham and get all the action.

If it helps, her boyfriends are examples of the worst kind of male DNA. Just ugly, dumb, bludgers who will unironically live off the dole forever.

Just untermensch fucking untermensch, forever.

>bludgers who will unironically live off the dole forever.

We live in a fucked up world. I pay up to 30% of wage to keep these people in ket and sex. You know user, some times I feel we can't just let god do all the work.

Stay safe out there user.

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Meh.

There are a layer of people who just cannot or will not contribute to society. Some are dumb, some have low-key mental illness etc.

In ancient times, these people would have been beggars so desperate for food or shelter that they would kill, steal and maim. No amount of punishment is a deterrent when you are starving and too dumb to figure out how to make money.

Welfare is how we lower the crime rate. Without taxpayer funded food and housing, these people would unironically be stabbing people on the street for food.

I'm cool with paying to make sure I don't have to deal with them on a daily basis.

vomit.

Get down on my knees and suck that godly pussy

Just can't get it up for fat chicks. Nothing kills the boner faster.

that would be aggravated sexual assault, and I would press charges and see your ass hauled off to jail.

I'd punch this dude in his pee hole.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>blood-eagle.jpg

Well thats fucking special kek

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