Ask a DMV employee anything

Ask a DMV employee anything

(DMV CA)

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Any hot sluts who work at the DMV?

Are you a nice employee who lets stuff slide like typos and shit or do you make people redo paperwork if they fuck it up?

How many salty dmv loads do you take to the face a day?

what city yyou work at?

If two wrongs don't make a right, why do three rights make a left?

Trips demand an answer, dmvfaggo.

If you see a speed limit sign, does the new speed limit take effect when you see the sign or when you pass it?

actually yes had a new hire who is about 24 get hired.

it depends on the Auditor, people at the DMV rarely want to do much work.

Generally some forms can have 0 Mistakes or cross outs.

Some of the Auditors shit on peoples work when its submitted for a cross out of address and rewitten some do not.

none buy I just purchased a Face mask from Costco thats pretty chill

Ill go for County I work in the Los Angeles County

dam Ill come back to this one im stumped.

answered.

pass it.

I have an Illinois license. how do I renew in CA?

also to Clarify If we have to get it redone we will have the customer redo it. if it is a mistake our Auditors will let slide then we let it slide.

We generally do not want to create more work then is needed.

But there are some old fucks who are just stuck in their ways and will self Audit and make up their own rules.

are you now perm in CA? if no then as long as you have an active Illnois License you will be good.

Otherwise can fill out a form online or in the office.

Bring in your SNN (or if you know it just that)
Birth Cert
Proof you live in CA Bills / Pay stub.

>actually yes had a new hire who is about 24 get hired.
Ever gotten your dick sucked on DMV property?

You suck and everyone I have ever met hates you, you lazy fat overpaid slug. I have seen literal retards that work harder than you. I can't wait for the day an earthquake takes out California just so you will get paid ($0) for the work you actually do (nothing). Go fuck yourself you blockheaded thimble-dicked low-IQ byproduct of incest. I have wasted literally days of my life at the DMV and the only thing that bring me joy is that you have wasted YEARS of yours at the DMV. How does it feel knowing that this is the best job you can get? Your parents must be proud...NOT! They hang their head in shame and avoid mentioning their loser son (you) at all cost. They would rather have a son in prison for child rape than you. Don't think "idc, this user doesn't even know me." I know you because you are all the same pieces of shit that suck this state's treasury dry while somehow sweating when doing nothing.

In no uncertain terms, kill yourself but only after you kill every one of your purple union shirt-wearing obese mouth breathers.

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR ENTIRE LINEAGE, UP AND DOWN.

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Now serving G31 at window number 10.

Na but in my car for sure (during break) Limo tint

Also DMV has Camera's everywhere its not a fact of if we get caught its a fact if someone sees or suspects and points it out Bam camera's show whats up.

Benefits and pay are not worth to fuck inside the building.

Well everyone I have ever met generally doesn't hate me. Not Fat I am over paid yea. No retard can ever work at the DMV unless its to clean the toilets.

And also No to everything else because I pretty much stopped reading.

LOL i heard that in the voice...

bump

I hope your pension is nice. But I also hope you kill yourself

if you only knew pay and pension along with benefits are great.

Don't think I would ever kill myself though, thanks though

DMV employees have Social Security and CalPERS, which give them a sweet pension. For example, if you work there for 35 years and retire at age 65, you would get 87% of your salary for the rest of your life. If you add SSA benefits you will be making more retired than when you were employed.

Ever give head at work?

:D hence why I will not kill myself.

no.

Follow up, ever receive head at work?

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He already said he did in he did in his car at the DMV parking lot.

Hey man, I'm trying to network myself to a blowjob for 2, could you not?

thank you.

what is the best way to pass driving test im 21 and haven't taken it cause i don't want to look retarded and fail

Try blowing him?

Written test just read the book.

The actual driving part.
know your hand signals, know what each button does on your car and where they are located, while driving every time you pull out look both ways. while driving look in all three mirrors constantly, when going through a school zone make sure you are not going faster then 25 even if traffic is going alot faster. When they have you park on the side of the road and back up make sure to look in the mirrors and look over your shoulder.

Bam you have just passed your driving test.

how much does it cost to get a new pink slip for my car?

$22

But if you want one just to sell your car you do not need one you just need a Reg 272.with that form you can sell your car.

Keep in mind though if you had a lien on the car and never took in the Title to have the lien holder removed you will need a Lien Satisfied form.

How many people can’t speak English when they come up to you?

What happens if you attempt to look-up information on somebody important, lets say, Michael Jackson (although he's dead)

you get it every now and then.

we only can look up people based in CA DMV data base. also Michael Jackson is not someone who is important enough to have a flag on the data info.

Who will have flags on their files?
Executives in corporations?
Law enforcement?
Government officials?

How can I find the owner of a used dirtbike I bought with Bill of sale? I would like to register it

How did you get a job there? And are you hiring?

any government Agent cops, FBI, Court employees have a block on addresses.

Aka if a Cop ran my plate they cant see where I live.

DMV is hiring and I applied never really thought of this as a job but once I got hired it was pretty easy only hard shit is knowing the code use for DMV and forms along with not fucking up work

What day and time is the best to go without an appointment?