How do I kill myself and make it look like an accident

How do I kill myself and make it look like an accident

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Kill yourself

Btw fuck everyone who says that I shouldn't kill myself and bla bla bla

take up an extreme sport like skydiving or base jumping

tight rope walk between two very tall buildings

make a sandwich in your and and at the same time get in a car accident then you accidentally stab your self with a knife that you used to cut the bread

go hike a big ass mountain like mount everest or k2 or some shit but purposely get lost

or go to canada and get eaten by a polar bear

Be black and pretend to have a gun near some cops.

Fall off of something

I researched this. They have a failsafe to auto deploy your reserve parachute. I wonder how easy it is to remove your backpack...

"Disclaimer, I do not condone nor encourage suicide."

accidentally have a vitamins jar filled with cyanide. make it look kinda like a set up and someone tried to kill you. they will make it a mystery homicide lol

Pretty hard to make it look like an accident sometimes. Some kid jumped off a bridge, and everyone knew it was a suicide.

attempt to buy drugs and mention the date and time. let the dealer do the rest

Run with scissors.

Take a boat out fishing and jump in the water with a weight belt.
Or crash a 600cc road bike at 320kmh

Pass out drunk on the train tracks at night close to a bar. Make people saw you get drunk at the bar.

Gun with helium balloon tied to it. Gun goes bang. Drop gun. Gun floats away. Obvious who held gun but no evidence to back it up. Must use large balloon.

>go to garage
>turn on the car
> drinking whiskey/alcohol
>lock doors lock windows
>go to sleep
>profit

go to the lowest rent area in your town. say the word nigger really loudly. you'll be dead in five mins. #chimpout

Tie gun to balloon. Shot self. Do it in niggertown somewhere.

Here's a better idea. Get really drunk and drive right into a train while going 80MPH. Drink driving accident.

>go to 3rd world country
>explode self with Granade
or just say the n word somewhere

Kek

get a gopro or sth. like that and do parcour on high buildings, or do bike/skate tricks on a bridge. that way they think you just "slipped"

Fall asleep in the bath.