What would Yea Forumsros do if they had telekinesis?

What would Yea Forumsros do if they had telekinesis?

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Depends how powerful.

Well you can't warp reality

Fuck or kill pretty much everyone

I move my own dick in to my ass.

Slurp nigger cocks all day and night

Pants people with my mind

I mean like, lifting a pizza like in the pic or launching cars into buildings?

Fuck up horny people

I've always wondered if telekinesis had a sense of "touch" attached to it. If you have a notion of the position of the object you are moving without seeing it, if follows that you know its shape, as you know the position of every bit of the object. Therefore I'd have a pretty decent notion on how everybody looks while naked, at least in shape, but not in colour.

A new way to rape

I would walk in bad crime ridden neighborhoods purposely with expensive clothes on and wait for niggers or junkies to try to rob me then i would completely destroy them

Yeah pretty much but no mind control

i would jack myself off with it and then just fuck with randos

Rob a bank

yeah bitch

Do what this nigger is doing. Im a lazy fuck.

Take over the world. Duh

telekinetic sex crimes

telekill myself

meat tornado

also if possible telekinetic autofellatio, i dont know how I would do it but there's probably a way with psychic powers

erase all banking/debt records, forcing the world to start EVERYONE over with what they have + a set amount of money.

Picture this:
>supersonic telekinetic levitating surprise ass rape

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Touch boobies

only picture of a nigger i find funny

any bitch i wanted to fuck, do anything to grab her attention (like random dancing in public or whatever). she can't know that I know she's watching. make her pussy tingle while she watches. eventually, she will be mind fucked into wanting to fuck me. do this to several chicks and have a constant pussy train of chicks that you never have to pursue or convince to fuck you

remove all plastic from the oceans

bring the polar ice caps back to their size 10-20 years ago

Use my powers to destroy / kill all criminal organizations and rule the world as its benevolent overlord.

I would masterbate
WITH MY MIND!!!

CCTV wedgies!

Turn OP into a faggot.

Fly all the niggers to space and reclaim Rhodesia.

I hath telekinesis you fool!

if the person is a black its called telekenigsis

Take a single key off the key ring of everyone i meet so they're confused af

>My immortal
>Oldfag detected

No one would ever know just there would be a lot of ghost rapes

gonna be honest, probably use it to grab things slightly out of reach, need my phone and its across the room? telekinesis, other people dont matter to me, the world could burn for all i care, i would just use it for my comfort.

Hands free orgasm.

And put the plastic in North Korea?
And why not they way they were 100-200 years ago, befor industrial revolution?

undermine my host nation.