OK, I have a dilema. First some background. I'm married, wife and I are in our late 30s, two boys, no issues with marriage. She loves sex, cums pretty easily, but we don't have as much sex as we'd like to because I often have to work late, and there are nights when one of us is too tired for it (I'm probably too tired for sex more often than she is.
When we got married, she said, "If you have an affair, make sure I don't hear about it," and she's said stuff like if I have a daughter with some other woman, make sure our sons know so one of them doesn't inadvertently end up fucking his half-sister. Essentially she doesn't care so much if I fuck other women on the side as long as I'm discrete about it and not carrying on a relationship that's detrimental to our marriage. There's a couple of women that she pretty much knows I've fucked, but we carry on the charade, and it's all good.
One of these other women is a Taiwanese landwhale. My wife is skinny, and got curious about fucking a fat chick. I was living away from my wife and sons because of work, I met her on tagged, and fucked her a couple of times (spoiler: the sex sucked). My wife keeps trying to tease details about it out of me, because she's curious about what a fat woman's body is like and what sex with a fat woman would be like (kind of like I was, I guess).
So what do I do? Do I keep pretending I didn't fuck the landwhale and just talk about fat chicks in general without specifics, or do I give her details? I don't know how she'd feel if I told her straight up that I fucked another woman, and described it in detail, even though she knows anyway.
tl;dr should I tell my wife details about shitty sex I had with a fat chick on the side, or keep pretending I didn't fuck her? pic unrelated.
Dang it I was hoping that was your wife in the pic
Jason James
sorry, I don't have any more of Nancyy Wu - I saved that on/off from Yea Forums five years ago or so
Lucas Davis
I bet Nancy would be a boring lay, though. Probably just lies there on her back and expects you to do all the work. Kind of like the landwhale I fucked.
damn, i was hoping that was from a porn shoot. looks like one of those posture pics
Adam Sullivan
Maybe she fucks guys on the side too and never tells you about it, also would it be wrong to ask a woman to get a c section so it does not ruin her pussy or would that be too selfish? Oh and op do you get checked for eye's after you bang women then your wife or only bang your wife after you got tested
agreed, unless your wife is directly asking for a 3some (not here)
I know of at least 3 mothers that intentionally got a c section to keep their pussy in shape. too bad, i like the blown out ones better. can be fucked for hours...
Oliver Parker
You have the deal not to talk about it, so don’t talk about it. You can’t win anything if you tell her but you can lose everything.
Lucas Bailey
>Maybe she fucks guys on the side too and never tells you about it, Thought about that, but I don't think she does, considering her personality. But that aside, I don't really care as long as she's discrete about it, and doesn't get pregnant or catch any STDs.
>also would it be wrong to ask a woman to get a c section so it does not ruin her pussy or would that be too selfish? Doesn't actually help - the hormones produced when the baby is due will have the same effect on her body anyway. Best to just make sure she exercises and stays fit/trim while pregnant, and get her to do kegels to tighten up her pelvic floor muscles afterwards. You can get a kind of inflatable bulb thing with a pressure gauge that lets her measure how hard she can squeeze with her pussy. It's fun to show her that kegels have a measurable effect. Also, c-section fucks up her abdominal muscles, and she'll have trouble doing a bunch of stuff for quite a while afterwards.
>Oh and op do you get checked for eye's after you bang women then your wife or only bang your wife after you got tested I vet the women I fuck pretty carefully, I'm not fucking every slut who falls in my lap. I get tested occasionally, haven't caught anything.
Jaxon Thomas
Thanks for the advice Yea Forumsros
Ryan Price
Don’t tel you wife about your affair, this is pretty straight forward m8 Also appreciate your life more It sounds nice and protect what you got
Carter King
This. Play ur shit close to the chest and keep livin comfy
Christian Brooks
Tell her if she wants to to kbow what fat chick sex is like then get fat.
Mason Davis
Hire a fat hooker for you both to enjoy.
Austin Carter
Haha I don't want her to get fat, and she doesn't want to get fat either. I might say that something like that for lulz though.
Nah, she doesn't like pussy at all. Doesn't even like the smell of her own pussy. No chance of getting a threesome with her.
Gabriel Price
I wouldnt admit to the cheating in case she wants a reason to divorce you and take half of your shit/kids
Levi Martin
Just say all that talk of cheating was to help her get off/get her jealous so she would fuck you harder. It never happened.
