Bailey Jay shows up to your house and says, "user, you can either fuck me or we can play Smash Bros together all day"...

Bailey Jay shows up to your house and says, "user, you can either fuck me or we can play Smash Bros together all day". How do you respond?

Attached: yoohaahaaa3_60e376.jpg (466x700, 42K)

I'll play a game, but hope you brought a tv and system as I have neither.

"How about neither you fat tranny" then i would shut my door and continue on with my life

Well smash is trash and I’d be down to hit that so that was easy

"How the heck did you pass all the security?"

Have bailey do this with me

Attached: ezgif-2-102538b67eb5.gif (256x256, 1.32M)

"Hope you're prepared for that loading screen!"

>*gets out stevens 311*
welp

Smash Bros. Isnt a fighting game so I guess I'm fucking a tranny. Its less gay by a little bit

I grab his tits because I’ve never felt a fake breast before and I’m not afraid to admit I’m curious and then I shut the door and tell the wife it was a Jehovas Witness again.

why not both?

Punk dubs of truth

Depends. Is it old, skinny Bailey, or new, chunky Bailey?

I'd be a bit more polite, but yeah, this. Not interested.

>Bailey Jew

Such a badass

I already have a "girl" friend, so I guess a day of smash would be pretty chill.

why not both?

like... Everytime i lose i gotta suck her dick but when she loses, she gotta suck my dick?? soo?? idk

DTF

daily reminder
Bailey Jay is an immigrant

Attached: bailey jay immigrant.jpg (1024x768, 112K)

Throw a tantrum because I want both, obviously

Old ugly cunt

Tell her I wanna 69 and taste her sweetness

New chunky Bailey doesn't fuck, so it would have to be old skinny Bailey.

Ideally, it would be linetrap-era Bailey without fake tits.

GAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!

yep

Y'all faggots mad she's hotter than any chick you could ever get. Stay man gay boys.

I’d suck Bailey. She single handedly turned me on to trannies back in the day.

Attached: EEB9FB8E-E5F6-4E6A-96B6-08FE53829178.jpg (717x960, 201K)

She posted this on twitter 2 days ago. She's not fat anymore but she does have a wide looking torso

Attached: IMG_20190504_000656.jpg (2048x2048, 555K)

>stay man gay boys

Whatever. My fantasies include fucking traps but I would chicken out irl.

I just want to bottom to her while she calls me a fucking faggot for loving it

Then you’re the one and only true faggot, can’t even man up to his own fantasies

I'm not a faggot. I'll fuck the tranny thanks.

Time to fire up the GameCube then. You better not main fox or Roy.

"Let's get nekkid, baby!"

I'd prefer Natalie Mars. You can tell she's completely perverted and filthy as fuck.

Attached: 002.jpg (2559x1706, 695K)

Attached: 123347-11.jpg (2559x1706, 541K)

Attached: img-7921.jpg (1440x1440, 359K)

Just fuck him for three mins to get rid of him and no need to waste whole day playing stupid ass game.

Meh. I know myself.

"let's smash bro"
[confusion]

Only faggots play smash bros

say : fuck you

do she stay ?

nice

He only let's his husband fuck him. Makes for boring porn.

"Ok"

Seconding this. I'd let her fuck me too.

I wanna worship Bailey’s cock

Don't misgender her. Learn her pronouns, cisfag

Attached: 1457922812896.jpg (968x916, 82K)

Who knew that aging trannies start to look like shit?

her massive forehead and rectangular dick don't do much for me, personally

She should gain the weight back.

Fine. But what are her adverbs? Hanging participle?

that's not bailey. she's from central NY

bump

Attached: 1556074319973.jpg (2308x1613, 206K)

Yeah, but she does chastity, sounding and takes fists up her ass. More fun than watching yet another video of Bailey jerking it again.

Attached: 44.jpg (2560x1707, 607K)

I assume the position

Neither, i'm absolute garbage at Smash Bros and there is no way in hell she'd want someone like me to fuck her.

bump

what smash?

Bailey is from Richmond VA you fucking conspiritard, research something for once in your life

just start crying since she'd remind of of the trap I fell in love with who just decided to kill themselves and leave me mourning