Ok so there's this girl I wanna fuck

Ok so there's this girl I wanna fuck
She's about a 6.5 but I, drunk af (U.K. Fag)
Thinking I should message her saying
"Lowley wish I saw you tonight you're fit af"
What do you think
I'm probs a 7-8
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Fuck it. Send the message.

Is it cringe tho

Do it and post results

guess what if you have to ask Yea Forums for help you're not gonna get laid. just go fucking jack off you loser.

Just tell her you're drunk after she starts thinking it's cringe

What's the current relationship between you two? Is she single? Post a related pic as well retard so we can judge

Op here should I just put "low key wish I saw you tonight" instead of "you're fit asf" at the end

ya agreed lol...lose the "fit af"

Ty I thought so my drunken state diluted what is and what isn't cringe

Helpppppppp b it's getting late there's only so many smiths songs I can
Listen to

B I come to to you in my time of need do not disappoint

Did you send the message?

Not yet lol listening to music building up the courage
Need a pep talk lol

Tell me heat to put lololol I'm good looking And girls like me bu I'm socially inept

Just send "Netflix and chill?" Instead of that retarded shit

Ahahahaha no that's just creepy

Ok cucks help

do it friend

Chances are you're gonna cringe anyway when you sober up. Been there, done that, but I have gotten laid a few times from drunkenly texting or messaging whores.

You'll be fine faggot. Worst case scenario is she doesn't respond.

why would you ever communicate with anyone is such a vile fucking curse chant of a tongue?

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How well do you know this girl?

you type like a retard from twitter. fuck off newfaggot

Went to school she's year below never spoke but I more popular

I'm lol sorry pretty drunk rn

Send her the message. What's the worst that could happen? She says no? Then you just have a wank and go to bed. Just drop the fit AF from the message and you'll be fine.

Do it, bro. Nothing to lose

U think if you are respectfully forward in regards of what your intentions are ei... "Please let me rest my penis is your lower cavity of your choice" and it is recieved as cringe follow up with " You wanna get a drink? Seems like you need to catch up" i mean what could happen?

I messaged a girl i crush on in highschool that she kept sending frozen references and i was lioke " Yes I want to construct a Snow Sapien.

I havent heard back from her in 6 years so i guess you could say i give good advice and its going pretty well

BTw also druink

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Yep say the same thing a thousand other guys have probably told her too.
Why do some guys think girls want to hear this or that it’s original?

Shoot your shot

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OP, did you pass out drunk already?

Nope still not done it lol

You coward, fucking SEND IT.

>low key
what the fuck does low key mean, you britbongs never cease to disappoint

any decent looking girl (not too fat, no apparent major facial deformities) gets messages all the time from random lads like yourself.
Unlikely she will reply looking to fuck
It is wise to send the random messages during daylight hours. I always make an effort to create interaction with as many 6&7s as possible. Always remember that those girls are attractive at times like these, even if they’re not when you’re planting the seeds

Jerk off, the second you cum you will realize it was cringe
Or shoot your shot, shooters always shoot

Just do it, man. Why the hold up?

dude if shes a 6 and hes an 8 she might buy it

Fucking do it! Maybe I need to translate it into Brit... Oy! U a fuckin tosser, m8. Text that tart or I swear on me mum I'll smack u in the gabber.