I have decided to transition to redneck. how do i go about doing this friends?
I have decided to transition to redneck. how do i go about doing this friends?
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Go buy a can of dip, also drink cheap beer.
dip has to be healthier than smoking right?
Not really, hard as hell habit to kick too. But it'll help put you in the down home country boy redneck state of mind. Also get a nice blue collar job, make some friends and go mudding on the weekends, and if you really want your new buddies to think your a badass try your hand at bull riding.
what's mudding?
Is it true that rednecks fuck rich dudes women?
One of the greatest redneck pastimes.
>Welcome!
>My husband I both eat creampies.
>Our kids go to Brainwashing Charter Schools.
>We're hate anyone that isn't White as rice.
>Watch Fox News all day and night and join us!
>None of us believe in Jesus, what a joke.
Looks like so much fun, is this usually done intoxicated?
Yes
Literally get a regular bootcut jeans, plain white t shirts, Budweiser, PBR, Coors, Busch beer. Immerse yourself in nascar culture, like seriously for real. NASCAR will teach you the ways of the hick
Listen to really shitty modern country music.
nice
Fuck You ...you posin ass yankee fuck....
You don't just "transition" to a redneck...your either born and raised as one....OR YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT THE FUCK OFF
I will keep this in mind, thank you friend.
Lotta rednecks hate that shit just as much as anyone else.
FUKKEN MORANS EVERYWHERE.
look like this pos.
You’ll also wanna start using tobacco, whether it’s snus, dip, cigarettes, cheap cigars
i feel like i should ditch the cigs for dip, sounds more fun
yes, but be a true redneck and just spit wherever, even indoors. don't use a bottle or anything
My God, that's reassuring to know.
based and rednecked
my co workers won't mind i'm sure
dude needs a gold tooth
Not if you get a proper redneck man's job.
fair enough
Is Scuzz Twitley a proper redneck?