Tinder hookups
Tinder hookups
you recorded her?
Hooked up with this one on vacation. Absolute whore, forced her head down and nutted in her mouth
took pics of this one after she swallowed my nut and fell asleep.
Someone should try kneeya from wales UK on tinder
Hooked up with this recently divorced slut.
was able to enjoy those delicious tits a year back.
Yuck
Why yuck ?
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Yuck because ugly as fuck
More?
Shes not yuck dudes just probably use to jizzing to superficial girls and never in/on a real girl.
Yep. 5 head. I couldn't nut right. Just bugs me
moron
She like 50 years old or something?
You got more user?
more of these and stories
last week's conquest
you need to invest in a hidden camera.
Hot. Any pics?
she definitely is
more
Any more?
No, just used to better and fresher fuckmeat.
Loser
Looks cute but is actually really slutty
post op tranny
NOICE
gonna share them?
Nudes?
Look is a virgin
tits guy.
>im decent looking, not overly attractive.
>its mostly a wardrobe change and been working out.
>Begin swiping, not much success.
>Suddenly, "It's a match."
>Begin talking, she's buying into my jokes.
>Turn on the flirting, she's blushing.
>Get her number.
>I begin texting her, trying to get a date, but she's difficult. Works at an hotel and she has a lot of hours.
>Eventually, we settle on an afternoon date.
>We meet at a restaurant, and she's wearing a flowery dress.
>I can see her lace bra through the slit of her chest.
"Fuck me"
> She's an extrovert but coy when I ask certain personal details.
>I tease her, she's venezuelan and her accent is sexy.
>I'm not buying this. This broad was obviously built for fucking.
> Chemistry is strong.
>I leave that date with a commitment for a date at night the following weak.
>Week passes by.
>She comes over to my place after work as I promised to make her dinner.
>More teasing which she enjoys.
>I could see the shape of her tits through her blouse, and I instantly became hard.
>We started chatting and as she helped me cook, I began appreciating her ass.
> I didn't know if she was prepared to fuck, but there was no way I was going to die without trying
>As desert time comes and we watch "indecent proposal", I go from superficial, general probing questions to asking her more personal questions.
>topic of sex comes up.
>She acts like she's hesitant.
>I reframe the question because I want answers.
> "when was the last time you got laid, K?"
>she coyly responds, "a month ago"
>tells me the story of how she met a guy off of bumble.
>a white guy who was raised in venezuela, spoke Spanish, and had lived in an area where she lived by.
>Led her on, fucked her on their first official date and then ghosted her.
>I began rubbing her back saying how it was a shame that he hadn't been upfront with her. How she was an adult woman who deserved pleasure, but under her own rules.
>continue...?
>>continue...?
sure. you have any nudes? more pics appreciated with story
Why is the date written on her paper?
cause its fake
Legit need to get back to the gym an get some decent cloths my self
Feels lazy man, good work though hope you slammed that
i just got lazy when it comes to writing the rest.
have this pic of her instead.
50% of it is appearance, my dude.
i'm only 5'7, but i recently made the investment to start dress well, getting clothes fitted, and feeling good about my body.
im not muscular, but im toned, and feel great.
Did hitting the gym help with sex drive/erecetion quality?
When I was getting sex couldn't stay super hard for super long feels limp man :(
Best one nighter I got off tinder
story?
it has probably reduced my sex drive (but idk if there's a correlation) but nothing on the quality.
if anything, it feels great being able to pump without running out of air.
but you're talking to someone who only does cardio and doesn't lift.
It was not the best because she was a freak, it was the best because it makes me laugh thinking about it.
>match with her
>typical “NO HOOKUPS” in her bio
>ask if she’d like to go to dinner or a movie
>she agrees to dinner
>take her to nice dinner
>get back to the car and the second I sit down she’s already got her hands unbuttoning my pants.
>she’s going to town on my dick in like .38 seconds.
>take her back to my place
>treat her like any typical hookup
>doggy, missionary, make her ride
>lay her on her back at edge of bed
>ready to blow my load
>tells me not to cum on her face
>pull out and unleash ropes of cum the hit her square between the eyes
>she screams and starts crying
>gets dressed and runs out of the house
>never heard from her again
It's because you ruined her makeup for her second date after, you bonehead.
Might be seeing this girl in the week, a bit ... eh, but I've banged way worse and she said she loves anal, so thats a win for for me
Didn’t care for a second date, she was immature like most 19 year olds are
You’re happy you get to put your dick in the worst hole?
Yes