Rekt Thread

Proven fake

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>he just shot himself with my gun
>better slap him immiedately
>now I commence my retarded breakdance

The father gave him his gun so that he could shoot him, he thought his son tried to shoot him but missed therefore he slapped him
>breakdances

well fucking played

that nigga high af lmao

>if you french fry when you should pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS.
Shit quality photos but I'll take 'em

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Howdy, how would you like to spam this place with gore? v7mZRmy Say you’re from /g/

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Cant Confirm the Gay Blowjob...

Hey join this server and fuck shit up BXXFyd2

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Every video like this is a reminder of how pathetic our bodies are. Never let your guard down and don't do stupid shit. It only takes once.

I'd get that chimp high and then molest it.

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

Can you give us some sauce with this pasta?

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His skull doesn't seem healthy.

Not gonna lie, this pasta almost got me.

Rekt implies people. Torturing animals isn't rekt, it's just cowards being cowards

>torture

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this made me hard moar

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I bet you NEVER lost a loved one. How the fuck can you think it's funny to watch people suffer and go through severe pain and even death? Just imagine their loved ones if they saw some of this shit, having to watch them cry and beg for life and for the pain to stop.

I mean, I knew 4 chan was a disgusting place, but holy FUCK

Never coming back to this website AGAIN

deserves the darwin award

spoiler: they ded

thank you. btw my neighbors are having sex, the moaning got to 11 and now this... very nice combination

not even sure what I'm looking at apart from a nig

1 minute 18 seconds of extreme anxiety

Who the fuck is this idiot? We're all just normal people you fucking moron. We just choose to ignore things we don't like/ want to look at. Why can't you be fucking normal and do the same?

everybody on the floor
everybody does the dinosaur

Enjoy.

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If you wanna be a fucktard why don't you come here and say it to my face so i can answer you with a swift fist to the nose.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

You don't know what you're talking about

^^^
What this guy said...

triggered... nicely baited

He was just trying to stay alive.

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Iss a miracle OH LAWD!!!

Jesus christ do I have to bring my shitty old laptop with all my stored webms and dump?
Gimme something new retards

How come he's not screaming?
Does that prove that they wuz kangz?

Copious amounts of drugs. That or total shock has just taken over. Probably both honestly.

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

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Almost passed out, here comes the REAL pain. His face holy shit.

why

Fuckable

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story?

I can hear the whole damn thing even though WebM's are mute on Yea Forums ... I need to get out more

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I know people were hurt and all, but you gotta see the funny side. You can't make this stuff up.

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this nigga cold as fuck

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Damn, poor dude on the bike almost made it

back off plebs

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christ that guy in white on the bicycle about to get away... then the pole/sign slices him in half.
And here I am sitting drinking my newcastle brown ale

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Out with you normie

OH FUCK

END THE THREAD BOYS!!!

user HERE IS GONNA GET THE FBI CALLED ON US AGAIN

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what the actual fuck man... how does shit like that even happen?

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MODS MODS MODS

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I remember this from /wsg/
Black guy spends a minute saying "listen, listen, listen"
White guy leans in: "I'm listening!"
Black guy starts: "Racism..."
Then elbow applied to head.

Oh I know this one. Dude was failing school or was gay or something. Those two other people are his parents. They told him If your gonna be this stupid or gay then end it right now, here's a gun. In the hopes that it would make the kid change. He was sick of there bull shit and I guess choose death.

original?

you don't know the beginning

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Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Yea Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Yea Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

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Whenever you see one of these industrial videos with a Chinese watermark, you know bad shit's gonna go down. It's the death flag of death flags.

sorry, dont got it

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As a guy who spends a lot of time on the bike, this is the shit that pisses me off and scares the bajeezus out of me more than getting a flat in the middle of nowhere. Especially where I live, where you have some of the most discourteous and braindead assholes who ever got behind a wheel.

You wanna know why I think it's fake?

You can see the frame, somehow, skips when the pole hits the guy on the bike.

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The Patriot

goddamn firebenders at it again...

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Chances are they legally bought and slaughtered it and were just trying to have some legal edgy fun as a couple. I'm not really moved at all by this.

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Youve never been to toronto, have you?

Fucking lost

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turkish news is shit, but it seems like the two dudes are brothers and were in some kind of argument with the guy, then chased him down in the van to fight him.

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yeah, it could be fake ... but it skips a few times before the impact and after as well
plus, you know ... china

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dipping your chicken nuggets in bbq sauce

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close. The kid just sat around playing vidya all day leeching off his parents, his dad, an off-duty cop, gave him a gun and said: "shoot me, you're killing me already". When the dad heard the gunshot he thought his son had shot at him, so he slapped him away in self-defense. He then noticed that his son had actually shot himself, so he broke into interpretative dance to express his feelings.

>STEEL I-BEAMS COST HOW MUCH?
>let's just double up some 2x10s

Hahha nice

kek

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murder?

i like how they beat his ass for fucking up. no mercy.

you would think multiple fire extinguishers would be present on a site like that

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This is China we're talking about here. Safety protocol is nonexistent.

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You made my boner lul out loud

i been to toronto, it was fine.

i only went to the zoo tho.

white people

Want us to teach you how to triforce?

WHAT THE FUCK YOU SICK FUCKING MONSTER!!

that's just that webm.. i've seen that video before and it wasn't shitty like that.

‘dat classic pasta tho

These fucking insects

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ok but why would someone climb inside a dead horse

lol jesus that red streak that appears on the floor.

Not sure the guy got to enjoy it but wow what a light show after the collision

Did he die?

It takes years of training and conditioning to be able to perform a one-and-a-half somersault salchow and roll onto the pavement headfirst, especially impromptu and in full public view.

i thought the first two were just some kinda chinese plank meme..

how

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He really loved his bike.

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Stay warm on Thoth

He hit the woah as he died

If I take the bait will you at least tell us which of these were you favourite?

> "and I thought they smelt bad...on the outside"

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Please come back I get lonely here.

015231871892

What the actual fuck?

Post your trainer code somewhere else, fag.

Kek

Shame

Priests have to thoroughly wash babies before they eat them.

Poor horse

Fuck *

???
The story is this old fart shoved a glass jar in his ass and a screwdriver in his peehole and almost bled to death.

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Living the life.

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Ass surgeons don't get paid enough

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When the bass dropped, really brought the house down.

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god i love humans

Niger killing nigger. Liberals will blame the White man.

That’s a fucking beaver you dummy

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Why does all the rekt threads have to have such old content? Aren't people dying anymore? Come on

We are eating Hot Cheetos** Lol

No one on 4channel eats regular Cheetos you fucking cuck. Go back to rebbit and your “upboating”. I’m so sick of you newfag fucking normies coming to our site and complaining. Kek.

Makes me feel bad for the monkey....

Yes

Yeah such a lightweight..

rigin
The copypasta is believed to have originated on the military and weapons enthusiast image board Operator Chan sometime in 2010. The earliest archived posting was submitted on November 11th, 2010 to Yea Forums's /jp/[4] (Otaku Culture) board, in which the poster claimed to have seen the message previously on Operator Chan.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Quit being gay

weak effort newfag

Point taken.

Oh ok then.

He yeed his last haw

That's chinese for ya. Mexicans of the Asian world

WHAT THE FUCK MAN TOO FAR!!!!

WHUD DID YU SAY NYUGGA
ILL KICK YOU IN YO CHEST BITCH NYUGGA

Guy in the brown jacket
>I'm just so glad it's not me

ONWARD TO MORDOR!

Another rider back riding then slipped or he slipped is foot to the chain while using flip flops (with him at least at 30KPH)

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lmao

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who gets charged here?

That's not even how it goes, retard.

T-Bone!

the first genuine chuckle ive had all week, thank you user :)

the instructions were unclear

Why the nut massage?

poor me im in a bike you have to look out for me

seriously, WTF is up with that?

what a badass old man

nah, china

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Dont pass that closely and you wont have to worry.

Lol you walk your bike in a crosswalk. Nothing to see here.

HAHAHAHA
But if I was the biker I wouldn't kick the car because
Laws of motion

whoever is mexican

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whtat game is dis

it moves some blood into your peepee and prevents your brain from swelling, makes sense to me

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Holy shit he shouldn't be driving a motorcycle
>wtf is he doing with his right foot
>wtf is the brakes
>wtf is engine braking

Also chinese bikes sucks ass since they can malfunction but this was a driver error. He was panicking.

what movie?

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not to worry, i dont think he'll be driving a motorcycle anymore
or living anymore

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>Who cries last cries the hardest.

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>he thought his son tried to shoot him
If he thought that he shouldn't have a gun. You wouldn't know you have been shot until you saw the wound, or after a while when the stings hit you.

suiside ?

Nah, they lived

You're the worst type of garbage

fucking newfag, please leave and never come back

>warm home
Bitch I live in a third world shit I'd use AC
>You are all fucking weak
Lol like you did not rant because you have a weak stomach. We post this shit to remind us not to do dumb shit, and to make a better future. To understand the little situations - to understand how to counter the different tragedies of life. If the videos or photos have not been shared their death is for nothing. Their death should be a testament on how we can progress as a society and to learn from their stupidity. I almost died when I was 11 years old because of a stupid thing called "courage". Yes, sure, courage can be good at times but brains > courage. You can try to jump unto a 7 ton truck but it's not gonna stop. That's why we need to analyze the god forsaken videos where humans have been killed. We are not watching them for pleasure, no, but to understand the pleasure of living. That some people sacrifice themselves for the sake of their jobs; That some people died because they forgot their blinkers; That some people died because they smoked in a non-smoking area - that's just survival of the fittest.

lmao

>Rekt Thread
Posts some weird fetish bullshit.
Yep, OP's a faggot.

>weeeee we're going for a ride Ron!

those clips where the hit is so big the sweat flies off in a big cloud is what i live for

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he can't keep getting away with it!

Dropped the perp with the first shot.

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she deserved it

IT WASN'T A BULGARIAN. IT WAS A FUCKING BROWN SMELLY GYPSY. PLEASE DON'T MIX THOSE TWO...

This is just one of the dangerous when you fuck your bike.

russians are hard to kill

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BUT IM NOT DONE YET ILL THROW IN A SECOND ONE FOR FREE

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Niggers dicks are so big they're storage for extra blood.

HOLY SHIT

Haven't seen that one before. thank you for sharing!

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Calgary. Or Saskatoon. I think 'Peg is ok.

Nothing of value was lost, then.

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Amerifats too heavy for that equipment.

Thots will be thots

Sauce?

yeah maybe, but that shit was also built by carneys soooo ...
little of column A
little of column B

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Those were mexicans.....were....mexicans

Second

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Now you fucked up kid, we have your fingerprints! You're gonna be implicated in so many crimes!

>phaggot
Of you're gonna write something like this, check the spelling in your bait.

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Wow, somebody do that to my hamster and I'll do the exact same to him. Parts by parts down the fucking drain

Fucking electricity

dunno, and a shit ton of people always ask for sauce on that vid when i post it and nobody ever knows where it's from
sorry anons
if anyone knows, plz halp

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I>799029302

Works of fiction, the both of them

and to end my dump
the most fucked up video in my rekt folder

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Would love to get a whole thread of these.

I'm not sure this is real...

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AMAZING. THANK YOU

that man got his hair cut for free

> "Spinning Wheel of Death is really good value!"

>when you rip ass

That's beast, I'm amazed

Just looked it up; it's called Tag Riaru Onigokko. I honestly thought I was going to be sifting through a bunch of japanese horror films, but the was actually easy to find.
Here's the scene with audio
youtube.com/watch?v=FGSOau6ekqM

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The Matrix is everywhere, Neo.

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> that filename

lawdie, my sides

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user strikes again

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Those file names !

every motorcyclist deserves this

Man that shit is cute I want one. Little fucker would rip my face off though and that's bullshit

China sucks so bad that it had 12 days of TRAFFIC

"he had a little accident, but its one of a kind! i give you good price"

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This shit got me rolling MY FUCKING GOD What did they expect would happen LUL

They have traffic 365 days a year.

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You can spot the exact moment he shits himself.

deeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp

Her face is kinda cute but why does she have to be into such fuckery?

>insect
Yep. We Flips also call them Intsik / Insik = Insect.

Rosie O'Donnell really let herself go after 2016.

He filled it with water so its not 1 man 1 jar all over again

haha

2019...the year of flying cars

Fake. The driving is too good, at least in the parts where he isn't hitting anyone.

People will say it's the car's fault for pulling out in front of the motorcycle but in reality it's 100% the motorcycle's fault

>Driving down the road fast speeds
>At night
>Not assuming that while on a motorcycle no one can see you at all times

It's the risk you take when driving a motorcycle. You just have to assume you're invisible and drive accordingly because no one is looking out for you

The fuck exactly was the plan here?

I hope his neck broke straight away. How awful

You mean like this?

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Wtf why didn't they buy non-migratory furniture?

i would like to point out the helmet immediately flies off at the moment of impact
not sure why, but thats just funny to me

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NOT THE CHOCCY MILK YOU SONNOVA BITCH!!!1!

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it got good reviews too might check it out

i've heard the dude was supposed to deploy a parachute or some shit and it went wrong

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Dude just disappeared like in a magic trick.

An hero walrus!

why are chinks so fucking retarded

I almost saw a pick up truck also do this but he saved it. Fucker overtook us going 80KPH near a crossing.

Husky boy has a future in boxing. Not too shabby