Check all that apply. Tally your score at the end.
>I am sitting in a dark room with the windows and blinds closed at a computer or phone. >I haven't cut my toenails in weeks. >I haven't showered in a handful of days. >I do not have irl friends. >I am white and between the ages of 19-30. >I have played more than 40hrs of vidya this week. >My room is unclean and messy. >I have not prepared a meal for myself in over a week. >I have used the word Nigger, Faggot, or Jew at least once today. >I subscribe to Political ideals and actively post about them. >I have masturbated over 7 times this week. >I am racist. >I am overweight. >I own a dakimakura. >I recently purchased a video game but have not touched it. >I do not have hobbies outside of the consuming of media and entertainment. >I believe that women are lesser than men. >I am entitled to a sexual partner. >I regularly consume alcohol. >I regularly consume soda. >I have not done my own laundry in weeks.
Why the long face? This means you're less of a degenerate and have a better chance at redeeming yourself
Xavier Sanders
Do games ive played 5 minutes of to decide i don't like count?
Noah Bennett
4 >26 yo >used the word jew non-antisemitically today >bmi 26 = slightly overweight >will discuss politics from time to time, but I don't actively project my pov
Don't let others degeneracy excuse your own degeneracy.
Jeremiah Wright
no irl friends white femanon 40 hrs of vidya my room is unclean and mess drink soda am racist
how don't i have friends again?
Dominic Wood
guess you can say that lol. Still feel like a degen tho cause I'm an introvert and only have like 1-2 people I hang out with on a semi-regular basis
Michael Garcia
At least you hang out with people at all
Parker Russell
>I am sitting in a dark room with the windows and blinds closed at a computer or phone. Depression is best served in the dark >I am white and between the ages of 19-30. German gen Z >I have played more than 40hrs of vidya this week. Coping mechanism >My room is unclean and messy. It's not too bad though >I have used the word Nigger, Faggot, or Jew at least once today. This is part of my vocab >I am overweight. No excuse for this one >I recently purchased a video game but have not touched it. Bought a few items on sale for pennies
I'm a very online person
Wyatt Jenkins
>>I have masturbated over 7 times this week. >It's Sunday OP you might want to proof read your copy pastas
Nicholas Wilson
How fat are you?
Gabriel Cruz
depression is best served not doing whatever it is you're doing which makes you feel depressed >:[
you need sunlight user
Sunday is the end of the week, the last 7 days would be last Sunday, a full week
Jason Roberts
>Sunday is the end of the week In what country?
Dylan Cruz
burgerland
Justin Nelson
Guess how I know you're full of shit Back to spamming your cuck threads
Michael Walker
.. what?
Aaron Richardson
Shower about twice a week I have one good friend, better than nothing White zoomer, check No job, what else to do but play vidya I said nigger today but I was singing the Christian Rap I masturbate probably 2-3 times a day No hobbies, feels bad man Soda addict, probably the cheapest and most breakable addiction
8 :(
>I believe that women are lesser than men. 4 times out of 5 this is code for "I pay for Belle Delphine's premium Snapchat" so no thanks >I have not prepared a meal for myself in over a week. Sandwiches, pasta, and salads are meals right?
Adam Sanchez
You're doing pretty good for yourself user, there's still hope for you!
yes those count as meals
>4 times out of 5 this is code for "I pay for Belle Delphine's premium Snapchat" so no thanks lold
id have few reasons to live if i treated myself that way, too
because i did once, and tried to kms :D
then i realized how dumb it was to constantly attack myself, my body, and my mind
Cooper Adams
What the actual fuck does all of this have to do with gaming? Youre just a consumer of american media. Barely any of this is gamer related.
Luke White
11....W-what does that mean?
Kayden Rivera
>I am white and between the ages of 19-30. This one but it’s way too general >I subscribe to Political ideals and actively post about them. Literally everyone 18+ has political ideals. >I have masturbated over 7 times this week. You got me >I am racist. If most people knew my thoughts on race they would call me a racist. I’m however more of a race realist >I am entitled to a sexual partner. I have a fiancé so I suppose. 5/21 Shit list. Saged
Hunter Sullivan
they are common properties of the GamerGuy(tm)
Repent soon. Self restoration begins now not later
>race realist c o p e h a r d
Brayden Williams
3. Im a drunken racist that dont give 2 shits about you niggers
Dylan Jones
Add on a point for not knowing how to speak properly as well.
Kevin Bennett
Fine. You can add one for being a condescending douche
Justin Green
11
William Gomez
8
Julian Howard
racism omits intelligence
"the only time anger is acceptable is in response to anger itself"
Mygod..... user... return home... swim ashore!
Jacob Cox
Everything applies except: >>I haven't cut my toenails in weeks. >>I do not have irl friends. >>I am white and between the ages of 19-30. >>I have played more than 40hrs of vidya this week. >>I have masturbated over 7 times this week. >>I own a dakimakura. >>I am entitled to a sexual partner.
>I am white and between the ages of 19-30. >I have used the word Nigger, Faggot, or Jew at least once today. >I subscribe to Political ideals and actively post about them. >I am racist. >I regularly consume soda.
Jack Cooper
Two of the 4 that apply to me don't count because my wife cooks and does the laundry