Check all that apply. Tally your score at the end

Check all that apply. Tally your score at the end.

>I am sitting in a dark room with the windows and blinds closed at a computer or phone.
>I haven't cut my toenails in weeks.
>I haven't showered in a handful of days.
>I do not have irl friends.
>I am white and between the ages of 19-30.
>I have played more than 40hrs of vidya this week.
>My room is unclean and messy.
>I have not prepared a meal for myself in over a week.
>I have used the word Nigger, Faggot, or Jew at least once today.
>I subscribe to Political ideals and actively post about them.
>I have masturbated over 7 times this week.
>I am racist.
>I am overweight.
>I own a dakimakura.
>I recently purchased a video game but have not touched it.
>I do not have hobbies outside of the consuming of media and entertainment.
>I believe that women are lesser than men.
>I am entitled to a sexual partner.
>I regularly consume alcohol.
>I regularly consume soda.
>I have not done my own laundry in weeks.

How much of a GamerGuy are you, Yea Forums?

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4.

blesssss

6 Kek

good on you user. You are still a human being

2. My girlfriend does my laundry now and I maintain her car

I call my jewish friend a Jew all the time (he carries Isreali shekels and chucks them at people) but I haven't seen him this week because of work

i hope you thank her and love her tenderly for this ^^

Regularly consume alcohol is the only one for me

>I am white and between the ages of 19-30.
>I am racist.
>I regularly consume alcohol.

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Damn only 1, regular consumer of alcohol here. On the road to being a Chad.

>pic related, muh dick

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No IRL friends.
White and 20+
Used nigger today
Am overweight
Have dakimakura
Just bought Uno but didn't play it yet because taking a shit.

6 it is.

nice cock user uwu

favorite drink that has 3+ ingredients?

racist brainlet

Honesty is the best medicine user.

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8

Thank Christ there are some normies (as opposed to incels) still here. OP add "if you post political pepe memes" to the list

>In college they called me Two-can Sam because I could balance two coke cans on my dick
>You think I'm joking I'll shove a cokecan up your pussy

White guy
Own games ive never played
Drink alcohol
Drink coke
Borderline overweight
Political ideas
Racist
Said faggot today

got 5, guess I'm not a gamer after all

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o__o
user..

no.....

Why the long face? This means you're less of a degenerate and have a better chance at redeeming yourself

Do games ive played 5 minutes of to decide i don't like count?

4
>26 yo
>used the word jew non-antisemitically today
>bmi 26 = slightly overweight
>will discuss politics from time to time, but I don't actively project my pov

Don't let others degeneracy excuse your own degeneracy.

no irl friends
white femanon
40 hrs of vidya
my room is unclean and mess
drink soda
am racist

how don't i have friends again?

guess you can say that lol. Still feel like a degen tho cause I'm an introvert and only have like 1-2 people I hang out with on a semi-regular basis

At least you hang out with people at all

>I am sitting in a dark room with the windows and blinds closed at a computer or phone.
Depression is best served in the dark
>I am white and between the ages of 19-30.
German gen Z
>I have played more than 40hrs of vidya this week.
Coping mechanism
>My room is unclean and messy.
It's not too bad though
>I have used the word Nigger, Faggot, or Jew at least once today.
This is part of my vocab
>I am overweight.
No excuse for this one
>I recently purchased a video game but have not touched it.
Bought a few items on sale for pennies

I'm a very online person

>>I have masturbated over 7 times this week.
>It's Sunday
OP you might want to proof read your copy pastas

How fat are you?

depression is best served not doing whatever it is you're doing which makes you feel depressed >:[

you need sunlight user

Sunday is the end of the week, the last 7 days would be last Sunday, a full week

>Sunday is the end of the week
In what country?

burgerland

Guess how I know you're full of shit
Back to spamming your cuck threads

.. what?

Shower about twice a week
I have one good friend, better than nothing
White zoomer, check
No job, what else to do but play vidya
I said nigger today but I was singing the Christian Rap
I masturbate probably 2-3 times a day
No hobbies, feels bad man
Soda addict, probably the cheapest and most breakable addiction

8 :(

>I believe that women are lesser than men.
4 times out of 5 this is code for "I pay for Belle Delphine's premium Snapchat" so no thanks
>I have not prepared a meal for myself in over a week.
Sandwiches, pasta, and salads are meals right?

You're doing pretty good for yourself user, there's still hope for you!

yes those count as meals

>4 times out of 5 this is code for "I pay for Belle Delphine's premium Snapchat" so no thanks
lold

I got 3. I guess I'm a normie then

Get out before you're one of us user

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But most of you seem like great people, I like listening to you.

This is a bullshit scale. I score 9. I’m 23, live with my gf, and I make 100k a year. Maybe I’m just lucky...

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Image related

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id have few reasons to live if i treated myself that way, too

because i did once, and tried to kms :D

then i realized how dumb it was to constantly attack myself, my body, and my mind

What the actual fuck does all of this have to do with gaming? Youre just a consumer of american media. Barely any of this is gamer related.

11....W-what does that mean?

>I am white and between the ages of 19-30.
This one but it’s way too general
>I subscribe to Political ideals and actively post about them.
Literally everyone 18+ has political ideals.
>I have masturbated over 7 times this week.
You got me
>I am racist.
If most people knew my thoughts on race they would call me a racist. I’m however more of a race realist
>I am entitled to a sexual partner.
I have a fiancé so I suppose.
5/21
Shit list. Saged

they are common properties of the GamerGuy(tm)

Repent soon. Self restoration begins now not later

>race realist
c o p e h a r d

3. Im a drunken racist that dont give 2 shits about you niggers

Add on a point for not knowing how to speak properly as well.

Fine. You can add one for being a condescending douche

11

8

racism omits intelligence

"the only time anger is acceptable is in response to anger itself"

Mygod.....
user... return home... swim ashore!

Everything applies except:
>>I haven't cut my toenails in weeks.
>>I do not have irl friends.
>>I am white and between the ages of 19-30.
>>I have played more than 40hrs of vidya this week.
>>I have masturbated over 7 times this week.
>>I own a dakimakura.
>>I am entitled to a sexual partner.

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>I am white and between the ages of 19-30.
>I have used the word Nigger, Faggot, or Jew at least once today.
>I subscribe to Political ideals and actively post about them.
>I am racist.
>I regularly consume soda.

Two of the 4 that apply to me don't count because my wife cooks and does the laundry