OK, lads...

OK, lads, I've somehow acquired a massive fuck off pimple on my ass cheek and it hurts like fuck when I sit down or walk, any quick solutions I have a date tomorrow. Also general medical question and answer thread

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Pop it and post pictures on b

It's not pop-able like a normal zit it's red and kinda hard

Get it frozen off with liquid nitrogen

You need a butt amputation

Wash your damn ass you fat fuck

Pop it you fucking pussy

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I tried but it just stings like fuck and has no puss or anthing

poke it open with a needle, a sawing needle will do. sterilize needle and area around your pimple.

>you will end up with a colostomy bag for life
just like that shemale pornstar

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Is that totally safe? will the sterilized needle not make it infected

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hot tbh

not if sterile. first poke hole in it, then squeeze. then apply more sterilizer and put a patch on it.

Yes. ALWAYS come to Yea Forums with all of your medical problems.

>just like that shemale pornstar
Wait what? Who? Why? Pictures?

OK thanks, user I've got some steriliser and stuff so easy job.

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Pop it. It will be exhilarating.

I don't have anyone else and it's not bad enough for a doctor yet

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I'd recommend a Sulfur based cream i use, but the company went out of business. Try finding something similar.

gaggoty is wrong and bad for you
>you will shit in a bag for the rest of your life see this his ass was destroyed
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Teatree oil

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see this

can i drink from used colostomy bags?

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>get a real woman nothing will ever top that

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Okay but what the fuck happened to the tranny to end up with a colostomy bag? SRS shouldn't do that

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ANAL sex a lot of ANAL SEX will do this
>it can happen to women too

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say no to faggoty fix your life

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Moare of the dog

>girl

So does this mean (s)he can now take dick in the ass any time with no worry of shitdick? I mean her ass isn't even used for shitting anymore. It's a full time cock holster.

yes but dripping blood /shit and pus a lot of pus

>blood /shit and pus
Eh wouldn't be the first time I've fucked ass like that