OK, lads, I've somehow acquired a massive fuck off pimple on my ass cheek and it hurts like fuck when I sit down or walk, any quick solutions I have a date tomorrow. Also general medical question and answer thread
OK, lads...
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Pop it and post pictures on b
It's not pop-able like a normal zit it's red and kinda hard
Get it frozen off with liquid nitrogen
You need a butt amputation
Wash your damn ass you fat fuck
Pop it you fucking pussy
I tried but it just stings like fuck and has no puss or anthing
poke it open with a needle, a sawing needle will do. sterilize needle and area around your pimple.
>you will end up with a colostomy bag for life
just like that shemale pornstar
Is that totally safe? will the sterilized needle not make it infected
hot tbh
not if sterile. first poke hole in it, then squeeze. then apply more sterilizer and put a patch on it.
Yes. ALWAYS come to Yea Forums with all of your medical problems.
>just like that shemale pornstar
Wait what? Who? Why? Pictures?
OK thanks, user I've got some steriliser and stuff so easy job.
Pop it. It will be exhilarating.
I don't have anyone else and it's not bad enough for a doctor yet
I'd recommend a Sulfur based cream i use, but the company went out of business. Try finding something similar.
gaggoty is wrong and bad for you
>you will shit in a bag for the rest of your life see this his ass was destroyed
youtube.com
Teatree oil
see this
can i drink from used colostomy bags?
>get a real woman nothing will ever top that
Okay but what the fuck happened to the tranny to end up with a colostomy bag? SRS shouldn't do that
ANAL sex a lot of ANAL SEX will do this
>it can happen to women too
say no to faggoty fix your life
Moare of the dog
>girl
So does this mean (s)he can now take dick in the ass any time with no worry of shitdick? I mean her ass isn't even used for shitting anymore. It's a full time cock holster.
yes but dripping blood /shit and pus a lot of pus
>blood /shit and pus
Eh wouldn't be the first time I've fucked ass like that