Dubs names my new kitten
Dubs names my new kitten
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Littlefinger
dubs
name em dubs
homo
Stankmanx
kot
Do you know the poem by TS Eliot on the naming of cats?
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn’t just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I’m as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.
First of all, there’s the name that the family use daily,
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, or James,
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey —
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames:
Such as Plato, Admetus, Electra, Demeter —
But all of them sensible everyday names.
But I tell you, a cat needs a name that’s particular,
A name that’s peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?
Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkstrap, Quaxo, or Coricopat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum —
Names that never belong to more than one cat.
But above and beyond there’s still one name left over,
And that is the name that you never will guess;
The name that no human research can discover —
But THE CAT HIMSELF KNOWS, and will never confess.
When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought, of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.
James Tiberius Kirk.
HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG
Quadropussy
Nigger
Nigger
Mortimer
Mister nigger
Nigger
Cat
Behemoth
M87
holy shit this, it's the only good name so far
Foxbait
Fuck this shit bitch I said call him a faggy ass NIGGER
Sheev
Ralph.
It's a female btw
Condom
Bach
Smegma
Big money nigger
Cats are the fucking worst
reroll
Niggerette
Pussy
Mozart would be better if going down those lines.
Big Dick Tom
Fuck this thread I hope u die faggot for rigging this nigger thread I’m out
Guckmin is it
Diklicker
Old dog
I got the dubs, Mozart it is!
nigger man
Ford
First
Majestic.
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Mr fickfuck
nigger ass nigger
Goddamnit
we have a winner
What kind of moron would name his cat that? Mine stands as a proper name.
Mozart killed OP and is licking his blood.
Mao.
Karasique
AYAYA
Name is Stray
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The best is probably Felix, ya know from Felix the cat.