Yea Forums, I've got a problem. See pic related. How do I fix it?

Same tbh
I feel your pain

Gets even worse when you consider the second one right here

You need another set try "boys who are interested in me" and try it again

Not gay, don't even think there are gay guys out there who wanna fuck me

Well hey at least you have a circle indicating girls that you know are interested in you. None of them, and none at all, you fancy even a bit? No?

I mean, I don't even know for sure, but I just don't see them as anything more than friends. I'm likely being optimistic with the first one. The second one here is far less ambiguous, and relies less on assumptions

I guess but in my case those girls are probably out of my league or wouldnt be interested even if they were single.

Yeah, same probably.

How old are you btw?

20, 21 this Saturday

lower your expectations. Your clearly trying to fuck out of your division.

settle for a low-grade fuck buddy for now. avoid societal temptation and look to settle down in your mid 30s when all those 20-something hotties start swooning over you because 1) you're stable financially, 2) still young enough to be hot, 3) have enough experience to rock her world. You are literally her masturbation material at that point. don't try to force it early. Just playing their game.

>settle for a low-grade fuck buddy for now
How do I get one of those? I perfectly understand the reasoning for waiting until my mid-30s, but if I keep goin down the trajectory I'm headed, I'm gonna get fearsome wizard powers in 9 years, and I want to avoid that.

Yea Forums, I've got a problem. See pic related. How do I fix it?
There is a new girl at school, she has been here for a week, and her first day I accidentally checked her out really hard and smiled looking right into her eyes (on accident)
We are both 18 in highschool and now we look at each other and smile a lot in class.
I am too shy to talk to her.
help

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solutionyoutube.com/watch?v=F9ajbpTjiv8&t=4s

stop being a faggot and talk to her

how
its gonna happen eventually, but how do I make this go faster

"It's even funnier the 40th time I spam it!"
Fuck off, you're not funny

his creamy logs?

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Become rich. Problem solved.

Easier said than done

Nice happy bday when it comes

*You're

Smash the pussy. If you aren't going to marry her why do you care what she looks like. Just fuck her. Stop waiting around for the perfect one and work with what you got. Get your dick wet.

Lmao

Thanks dude

Either I suck at labeling things or you're missing the point here. No girls that I'm aware of like me. Can't really work with what I've got when I've got nothing to work with

Really looked like you were just ignoring them. Try tinder instead. Also ask them out anyways. The worst they can say is no.

>The worst they can say is no.
That may be true, but when you've been hearing "no" for 5 years straight, it gets to you, to the point where you start thinking "is this worth it?" and don't act on anything anymore

Also, I doubt I'll have success on Tinder. As a mildly overweight, average guy, what shot do I have?

Your mother like you, you like your mother.

But I don't live in fucking Alabama

Haha and you somehow missed the point that his response was to someone that was mocking someone for not knowing what a venn diagram was.

You are currently holding the retard baton.

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Is truly a retard baton when I;m as sleep-deprived as I am? its 418am wher e I am