Celeb Thread
Celeb Thread
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Lips/mouth edition
/canny sleep/ general
good job.
Kiki do you love me?
Why not?
My wonderful and wholesome Jade
>fpov_bj.mov
>Kiki do you love me?
Sexy Kiki!
egg farts
thats the real question
No
Yes
Saved
You be needing something?
where are you going with this
i want to cup her tit and nurse from it
I'm like a therapist
caturtay
No
i had a therapist once
he has depression now
big lol
So freaking gorgeous
Do you like her for her music or just her body?
Blowjob
Lips
No u
i dont like her
i post her coz
well
actually
uhhh
i dont know
i think i post her coz i miss my Yea Forumsfriend
or just habit
idk
idc
Nice
I need Green Eyes1
Not as gorgeous as Jade
Slooot
Izzy
HOW
Yeh ehs
im masturbating to her, thats how
the slut
o-oh
Never
oh shit my penis
i need to give sloppy top for celebs
Fantastic.
My cum is so watery. Something is really wrong. There's a sharp pain. I should have believed in something
i should really keep my picture an feet folders more organized its hard to find anything
No chicagofag
Why do they call you a sloooot?
I'll take more McKayla though
nice dubs
many reasons
ill post the few i have
Believe in my love for you
>off by one
FUCK
rumor has it he can suck a grapefruit through a garden hose
He puts out
All of them good?
Wow, she's pretty. Who is that?
>watermark
heh
heheh
hehehehehehe
i think so
what do you think
>smooth
b'd and redp'd
We believe in you, user.
unf
Depends. Can you really suck like Annette Schwarz?
I should have took the time to really love you. It's too late now
>Neener on a boat with a dozen of hoes
>a bunch of them mooning on vid
>not a single pic or vid of Neener butt
I am so angry and sad and disappointed
I got dirt on you dawgy
im still learning t b h
Be the change you want to see
anyone want their balls drained for k up?
Really? How is your study going?
It doesn't exist, those dumb bitches suck at taking insta vids
im gonna dig up all the dirt on you chadster
just uhhh
gimme a while
okay
so far so gud
know any good source for celeb leaks?
you should slid in her pms and ask for them
Do you study on your knees always?
Uneven tits to match her uneven eyes. Perfectly imperfect
duh
part of the process
I actually get most of my pics from these threads
What does it feel like being waist high and looking up?
>hello faggot police?
:d
damn alright
:p
hmm
whats the right answer here
it feels like where i belong?
>he says with a Yea Forums filename
xD
I'll save you the trouble...
I am white, I am a fucking bum
I do live in a trailer with my mom
My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
Who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun
I did get jumped by all six of you chumps
And Wink did fuck my girl
I'm still standing here screaming, "THAT CHARLIFAG MAKES ME HURL"
dont assume my gender, fagboy
KEK
Now I get why they call you a sloooot
Kum fir Kloss
I need to smooch this sexy Lily
When
holy shit lmao
im glad i could enlighten you
Is cum tasty?
Isn't Karlie Kloss, Taylor Swift's ex-whore?
At most inconvenient times
During dinner with friends?
Kloss is a female sexual predator
Since it's Saturday night, Melissa dump
Karlie is Taylor's ex-mommy.
its whatever
i dont stop to think about it
the taste isnt the fun part
What's the fun part?
taylor definitely got held down and fingered by karlie at least once
C'mon bruh
So you did suck that cock
i blame everyone who posts lily for my crush on her..
Same
its a secret
which one
Well yeah, Taylor lied on her back with her legs up in the air pressed tightly together and Karlie held her feet together with one hand and fingered her with the other. But in a completely non-lewd and wholesome way of course.
Wasn't going to post moar, but since you asked
quads clucked
it's inevitable
Aw pls, I'm interested
I'm rubing my cock to your story. That's the truth
Thank ya
The several dozen or so
the fun part is the feeling of accomplishment
job well done
etc
its not a sexy answer but its the right one
wtf
several dozen
lmao
you overestimate me
So what happens right when it's mission accomplished and you're now sitting there with it in your mouth?
36 dicks... slagfu sucked 36 dudes dicks. 37 if you include mine
megaqt detected
Quick, someone give her a sandwich! I can see her rib cage.
I was just talking, I'm not in a lewd mood right now.
big gulp
y u lyin on my name for chad
think ur funny huh?
I NEED to be with you, user. Anything goes
>confusion about why no one is taking notice
>realizing loneliness
>confusion about sexuality
>denial
>homicidal rage
>consider going on the offensive
>"realize" it needs to be defensive in order to "get away"
>plot
>post
>repeat
in that order
So you haven't sucked off any anons yet?
fuggin lol
cant stop laughing, user
Lily is the pinnacle of qt pies
what do you mean by 'anons'
be more specific
nobody from here
thats weird t b h
Iamwé
Yeah that's what I meant. How do you get your prey usually?
wasn't talking about lily uwu
by being a smooth talker
obviously
have you not met me
Karlie is the only TayTay ex that she hasn't written a song about.
Smooth enough to get a str8 dude?
heh
depends
everyones flexible
Lol wut
youtu.be
who is she
You know from experience?
No mill...
you could say that
heh
Holy quads papi (づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ
God yes.
Slooot
You can't just leave it at that!
hush now
watch me lol
I was not aware of this song.
Would it be wrong to seek out and kiss this very sexy Lily?
That's definitely about a woman, but not convinced it's about Karlie.
i like a dick with a big fat head on it.. no homo
where are you from I want to fantasize about meeting you
How str8 was he with your head in his hands?
OH, RICHARD, YOU SCOUNDREL!
You make me so hard.
l o n d o n
o
n
d
o
n
heheheh
exactly my point
What's your secret? Are you also pretty as well as slooty?
lol
im just chillin yknw
That wasn’t me, you dingus
im sick at pretending to be confident
just b urself
etc
>lesbian
>accent
>blue eyes
>gorgeous
It checks out
Yeah but you must be pretty too
hope you mean london ohio
it sounds vain if i say it myself
ill just let you say it
would hold your hand, until you notice how cute I am
I'm going to suck your cock until you see the truth, user
Maybe if I met you on the prowl I'd say it right to your face
Feel free user.
totally about karlie, wow
haha handholding is for gays and losers rofl
ohrly
I got those for you bbyboi
That could describe any number of models though.
I really don't know why Taylor doesn't come out, actually.
This is actually Taylor posting. Holy shit.
Actually no
If what you said is true your face wouldn't be anywhere near mine
If Taylor was a 33 year old bisexual guy from England, maybe.
I do think she has posted on b before though.
She's going to for her newest album. Bet on it.
jumpin straight to the fun huh
i c u
Taylor would never post on Yea Forums. She's so above that sort of thing, and I have much better things to do anyways.
i don't care what you think about me, id hold anons hand whenever i wanted, and id stare right into anons eyes and make faces at him
Quads the amount of smooches tonight for my bae
New thread?
I just like getting head. A lot
That’s so fetch
gud
match made in heaven then
Sloot
only 4? ヽ(´ー`)ノ
Stop trying to make fetch happen.
I hope she does.
Literally why can't I be in London in your mouth
About 400 boo
unfortunate circumstances
smh @ life
whats fetch mean
What's your opinion on being called a sloot while bobbing your head?
extremely positive
What's your opinion on holding your breath and being held down deep?
quite positive
Has anyone rudely jizzed on your face yet?
nope
Would you object?
dont knock it til you tried it
amirite
Your attitude gets it up
only coz i know you so very well
heh
You should get to know me better
...
truuu
Pretty sloot
YOUR pretty sloot
Do you usually get called pretty before, after or during sloot mode?
i dont usually get called pretty t b h
What does your prey call you?
my name
mostly
ik
boring innit
Kind of. What do you want to be called?
'pretty sloot' made me feel warm
i like that
more of that
Pretty sloot it is. Unless or until you I can't form words
messed up that sentence it looks like
whats up
distracted? heh
I was earlier but it's gotten a little less hot in here, a little less slooty
awwww
how can i distract you again?
Tell me a little more about your studies
any specifics in mind?
Tell me about an experience that still makes you excited remembering it
Buttfuckamemnon.
playing with 'straight' but curious coworker
in a hotel room
night before a job
that fiasco
that was still the funnest one
By playing do you mean you swallowed and choked on that dick?
Your oakleys are on backwards ther binxy
yehh
to start he was mainly just relaxin yknw
lettin me play around
got more active over time
towards the end he had a hand in my hair
was p. much humping my face
good times
Sounds messy, you're a serious sloot though, you were probably choking on hard dick
You taste like one from what I understand
messy and fun
i only choked a little
i was good
How long has it been since you last sucked cock though?
coupla weeks
That's too long, right?
yes
starting to need a fix t b h
sorta kinda why im back here lawl
Get out there pretty sloot. But come back to fill us in
heh
specially for you hun
thats just what ill do
what happened to cel bros?
Take a load on your pretty face though
She still is.