Give

Give
Me
Girlfriend!

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here u go thank me later

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T-thank you.. later

A stone cutter was working on the side of a mountain when he found a magic gem. The gem would make him the most powerful gf he could image. So the stone cutter said, the sun always shines down on me and withers everything, I want the sun to be my gf. So his gf is the sun for a while, until he notices the clouds blocking his gf's rays. The clouds must be more powerful than the sun so he turns his gf into clouds. After a while he notices that the clouds are always pushed around by the wind. I want my gf to be the wind and that happens. He goes everywhere with his wind gf but then notices that the mountains stop her. The mountains are the most powerful thing he thinks, so he makes his gf a mountain. All is well and good until his gf feels the sting of a stone cutter chipping off pieces of her...

No, make your own

I could give you a girlfriend but you won't be truly happy. You need to make your own to your liking.

but then...

The girlfriend was truly the friends we made along the way!

the girlfriend was truly the dubs we got along the thread!

Dubs will be my girlfriend.