Ask a UPS Driver anything

Almost applied when they were hiring last year. Is it tedious? Do you do any other bullshit like paperwork etc?

Ever fuck someone you delivered to?

How are your knees holding, my father has been doing it for 25+ and it’s not to well for him.

Will OP deliver in time

Hiring is easy, you just need to memorize their 5s and 10s. Do what you can and try not to get stressed. Remember: you're being paid to get lost. lol

Why does UPS suck so bad?

- Professional courier asking

just smile and say "call 1800pickups"

>is it tedious

lol they are over worked but paid well. My understanding is that if they fill their truck up and there is still freight at the depot they have to go back when they unload and keep going. No radio or AC in UPS trucks. Im with a rival courier and we all feel bad for the UPS drivers when we see them. They get worked like dogs

Absolutely none.

It feels like I make 110k a year.

I frequently deliver on 3 college campuses so yes

Fine, but I'm very active outside of work

This guy gets it

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I also drive for UPS, Huntsville AL.

You top rate?

are you husband to fedex?

for this ups driver
how many tornadoes have you seen in alabama?

Why can’t you fucks manage your finances? I have to deal with you assholes and your 401k every day. Also, please tell your colleagues to learn how to fucking read. The hardship withdrawal form clearly states what supporting documentation is needed.

Cry more twink.

What's your favorite colour?

do you have any extreme weather before? like tornadoes hurricanes etc

Green

Mostly blizzards

whats the worst storm you ever has?

listen here you little shit. I know when I'm getting a package. I see you pull up. I see you walk up to my door. I see you are already writing a "sorry we missed you" ticket without even having the package in your hand.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Do your job. You didn't miss me, I literally watched you the whole time. If I open the door and am like "hey what gives" you run to your truck and pretend not to hear me. You are a disgrace.

We got smoked by multiple 2ft snowstorms back in 2010/11

Go to the store and get it yourself then cuck.

i pay you to deliver it. Do your fucking job.

Answer your door faster fatty.

Ever make a delivery and hot or semi hot female opens door intentionally wearing revealing clothes?

Yes, but not as often as people think.

like i said, you are writing the note before you even get to the door. Yo udon't even bring the box up. You just finish signing it, slap it on the door and sprint back. I've seen it multiple times in multiple cities. You feign deafness the moment the sticker is on the door.

what was a crazy person incident or when your truck got stolen

Have you ever stolen a package you knew contained something valuable

Most recently, a woman went into the cab of my truck, took my trash can and threw it at some poor guy walking by.

We do this with oversized packages and bulk stops usually. Why getting it off the truck until you know someone is home?

No, I'm white.

> UPS Driver
What UPS models do you support? Can you be unstalled on Windows 10?

stop making excuses. I don't order bulk or oversized shit. You are just fucking lazy. Admit it. You don't check if anyone is home. You just leave the note. No ring, no knock, nothing.

If you don't do it, good on you, but your coworkers most definitely do.

Not OP but I deliver for the post office. Whatever valuables in the box aren't worth your fucking job. You will get caught eventually.

Not yet.

Every April is Russian Roulette. They are pretty bad. I haven't been hit though.

You're a fucking spas my dude.

sorry for not sucking your dick for failing to deliver my packages which is literally your entire job

That's why there's a customer service line. Just fucking call it, bro.

Why you run over Fido? Fido dindu nuffin!

Fido's a piece of shit. He deserved it.

What’s the drug testing policy like? I was always curious about this. Couple guys I know work for UPS loading trucks and their piss would melt the cup.

the drug testing policy is like ur mom
They take a sample from my cock and follow up 9 month's later

Well, that’s no help. Give your balls a tug.

Why do you guys take up half the class A parking at truck stops when you can clearly park with yhe bobtails or even normal cars?

I know you guys get treated as slaves too but, why is UPS such absolute shit?

Do you ever use Yea Forums?

Whats it like handling brown packages?

it was a girl and i named her vagina

Nobody does. It’s all fucking bots, you, and me

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At least she’s plainly labeled

Worked for UPS for 10ish years. Fuck that place. It was hard to leave, i took a pay cut up front. But dear god i dont hate my life anymore. Leaving that hell hole was one of the best choices i ever made.

That's what I said

Do you have a regular route? Can I get a note to the driver delivering a heavy package to call me and I will come out with a wheelbarrow

What hub are you out of OP? I'm a warehouse bitch at WILPA

Spoken like a true UPSer. Were you inside the warehouses?

Anyone else happy our contract finally got enacted? Looking forward to that backpay!

Why would you think we give a fuck about UPS drivers?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=SIQtofOaUYk

How many bombs do you find among your packages in a given year?

Mailman here. UPS drivers are bros in the city I deliver in. That's why. FedEx can go fuck themselves though.

Started in the warehouse, that sucked.

Part time management, that sucked even more.

Full time PDS. How did every job suck more than the last.

Its UPS thats why.

Did you do a "Fair Day's Work, for a Fair Day's Pay?"

Not the OP but what was that?

I am on my 31st year, looking at early retirement next year.