Share something interesting about the last person your dick was inside of

She fucked her dad.

She was OP's mom

If were to I put it in her pussy this is how she would look like, also never fucked her pussy

She’s a sociopathic piece of shit who took advantage of me and ruined my life for a few years... 9/10 hot but wasn’t worth it

Lies

Moar lies

>be me
>on my way to job interview
>gf calls
>"My new dildo came in the mail this morning lol"
>have long discussion about letting her testing it without me or not
>get text 30sec before interview
>"it was too big for my pussy so I fucked my ass instead"
>didn't get the job

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I post nudes of her thicc ass and it getting fucked.
Have a ongoing collection of nudes

She's a fucking genius. For real, though. She's one of the top lead researchers in genomic testing. Worldwide. She likes me because I'm "easy to talk to." She talks about shit I have no concept of, or hope of ever understanding. She can do calculus in her head. I love her, but she's very cold and harsh.

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She was/is a narcissist and I didn't know anything about what that was until I'd spent half my life with her. A nightmare. Left her after realising I would die if I stayed, stress, heart attack, stroke or whatever.

I don't know her last name... Don't really care to, either.

Her pussy was so tight it wouldn't surprise me if she was able to squeeze my dick off.

Her grandmother was the princess of wales' aunt.

I took her anal virginity. She sucks my dick whenever I ask. She swallows.

She likes fisting

Be careful.

Wholesome af

she got raped the night before

Sounds like my kind of woman

Shes the one who took my virginity

Yesterday she masturbated in front of a group of men nailing another girl.

she was two.

she's a prostitute and i had a photo of her face DMCA'd off of thedirty.com without her knowledge

hot

She used to be my boss at my first job. It was supposed to be a fling but we clicked and here we are, 15 years later, still going strong. The sex is good too. I'm a foot man so she puts her feet in my face while we fuck and it drives me crazy.

Pics or it didn’t happen

I literally can't think of anything that was interesting about her, she was my ex girlfriends best friend and still is the horniest slut I know

this makes it all so much different lul

>Be me
>9 months of gains
>Occasionally get my raw dose of sperm nutrients from my father like an absolute savage during my progression
>A B S O R B
>LVL UP
>Get born out my moms tight puss
>Coochie on my face
>Come out further
>My dicc touches the inside walls then eventually the puss lips
>Literally stretch my moms puss out
>See ya later virgins

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I know. I have no idea how she feels about me. I don't even know if she has any human feelings. She's like Spock. She's gonna rip my heart out.

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>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

She doesn't exist.

BJ has shitty, her teeth were scraping my head, but the pussy was 10/10. Beatiful, like a waterfall as soon I took the panties off.

Probably because the difference between your IQ would be the equivalent of you fucking a orangutan

she's a very fat, short woman with a mentally retarded toddler

She's a doctor

She's dying. It's been weird.

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Kek but sorry

You call her “mom”

Are you just gonna say that without posting?

Fake- women aren’t intelligent.
Gay- she sounds masculine. You fucked a dude.

She’s 6’4 I’m 6’0 if that and I used to bend her over like a fuck toy

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
I wish. I'm on Wellbutrin because of her.

Oof

shes bisexual but she doesn't seem to notice it yet. Either that or she does notice but her upbringing is having her deny it

Thanks for the boner.

>be 34
>fuck 21 yo co-worker in hotel
>short and chubby
> just what i like
> can't stay hard
> she leaves
I'm so fucking beta
pic related

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Her parents still think she's a perfect little angel, but I've came in her ass more than once

But you are still with her?

She got married a few months ago.

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She makes out with her girl friends when she's drunk

she recently confessed that she used to suck her moms ex-boyfriends dick. she was 15 and he was 37.

She was way too good for me. I'll never be able to tie the knot with someone as wonderful as her. Really wish I hadn't fucked it up so bad but here I am at my best friends wedding and all I can think about is how much I want to die

Super smart. Definitely gonna marry her.

I would fuck her

I talked her into going back to her husband, they renewed their vows about 2 months later.

Lucky him.

Twice? Just say twice.

She recently picked a fight with me and things have been really weird the last 48 hours, told her i loved her two weeks ago and this is a pretty rough way to start this new chapter of our relationship.

Ever pull out of her ass and just look at the gaped hole?

Are you ever around to watch?

i got more nudes

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Story?

Literally crybaby who is getting fat yet doesn't want to make real sacrifices to get fit gets upset like a baby if try to motivate push her to try harder.
Hey did you get a chance to work out today
>no did my steps and I was too tired pretty much dead
Yeah but you need throw in some non cardio if you want to see improvement I know you can just try.
>.........
Hey you there x3
>*is upset and having a silent cry*

Fuck if she was a total submissive slut to anything I ask for I wouldn't even bother.

yup. she said he used to finger her while she was blowing him. they never fucked tho.......or so she said.

Yeah, she's done it right on front of me in a bar twice that I remember.
She knows I don't care if she plays with girls.

Only girl I ever fucked in the ass.

she pimps me

Probably like twice a month for 4 years.
But yeah, twice.

She listens to metalica and I fucking hate it

Right before I was about to cum she wrapped her legs around me and whispered give me a baby

She was the best thing to happen to me and her nigger ex keyed my car and now she's gone

Tell her to get a personal trainer and lift weights. Cardio is shit.

She is a Brazilian jiu jitsu world champion.

You ever get a 3way out of it?

Not really. She's perfect and interesting and in hospice. Not really much to say about it.

Gross dude. You need Jesus

Now did she initiate this (which is cool) or did he (which is not)?

I feel you user 5 years of fapping has killed my libido porn I used to get diamonds over does nothing for me now also feel like my dick is smaller.

Doing a no cum week working my way up to no fap the next

lmao lol rofl

I took her virginity 15 years ago.

he did.

She has a strong interest in getting fisted. I can almost fist her, just takes practice

Dead serious man, haven't had an Asian chick yet but black chicks have given me the best head.

She weighed more than me and had nipple piercings

Nah
Maybe someday lol

She works for CPS.

Cow?

I take anti-depressant and it makes it hard to cum but you are right. I fap too much to hardcore porn to care about pussy irl.

She's dead now.

She is the mother of my children. Big tits

You ok man?

Well maybe you can talk her into bringing a girl home that she ties to the bed. With any luck you can rape a random bar lesbian in the ass lol

Oooooooooh shit

She became a lesbodyke but admits I'm still the best at eating her out

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She's Catholic.

She wants me to get her pregnant because her little dick husband can’t. She always whispers in my ear “ cum in me daddy”. That fucking faggot husband of hers has no clue.

We did it right in a dark hall somewhere at our workplace. I didn't even know her last name, it was literally the first thing we did together that wasn't work related. But I could just see her hungry eyes, having to work that shit minimum wage job 40hrs a week would make anyone mad for some distraction.

dont bro ever heard uv jesus christ and virgin mary she wants to charge you child support
#TrustMe

she's ten years my younger and she squirts

She´s 12yo

She was inflatable!

she was raped by her brother when she was a child

I’m not stupid. I always bag it. She’s tried to pull it off though. I usually fuck her for a bit before I put on the condom. She gets all upset KEK

i make male birth control pills bro if you wanna pre order n hoes try n take me 2 maury i never go
>you are enchanting

Might just do that was doing pretty OK back when she was going to the gym

Worse thing is she isn't too fat either just very pear shaped gifted in ass and thighs

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And after a lengthly legal battle and signing papers and a roman war helmet they are now the richest person on Yea Forums

I dodge them hoes like I do the bill collectors.

more?

I tend to like bossy women. But it turned out she was too bossy. So I never called her again.

Oh, wait, you said something interesting.

Yeah I get you. That's sorta rough.

Not huge, but I wouldn't brag about fucking her to anyone

What was great about it?

Of fuck that all day. Love to have them thighs around my ears

Blackies can suck and ride dick bro. Highly recommend 12/10

Not sure why ppl are crapping on you so hard.

>blackies
Pls don't try so hard user

Yeah. I was with a niggress for a while. I could face fuck her like no tomorrow and she loved it. She'd also let me fuck her in the ass even though she'd bitch about it hurting the whole time.

Nah.

Aww. Now the story is just sad and unfortunate.

Thanks for inspiring hope, user.

lol fake and gay :P funny r/Yea Forums reference lol commit suicide low life faggot.

not really. she said she liked it.

I’d love to fuck a super tall girl. Think about it constantly.

>gifted in ass and thighs
Niiiice. That's the best place to get fat for a woman. At least she doesnt have a gross beer gut.

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But still.
15-year-old slut blows mom's boyfriend = awesome.
37-year-old creep takes advantage of girlfriend's underage daughter = rapey.

Im so fat that my dick some times tucks itself into the fat in my groin area...does that count? Is that even interesting?

How did you fuck it up?

eh....either way the outcome was the same.

Using the L word is the kiss of death.

She was only 17

True. And if she's cool with it now I guess I can let it go too and not lose sleep over it anymore.

cool.

Does she wear a strap-on when she rails you?

She and her older sister fucked their younger brother alot, I also fucked her older sister, then found out how fucked up everyone was and I just left without saying good bye

She got married today to a female. My penis might of made her gay.

She has spent 2 monthis in the phych ward for trying to khs. was never right in the head because her father had raped her multiple times.

My pet name for her was "OP's mom".

Green text how you fucked it up

But in all honesty, is she a little slut? Sounds like it.
I mean are we taking she blew him one or twice or did it happen dozens of times?

did the sisters fuck each other?

it happened a few times....but no, shes not slutty at all

Unless she just got out of a relationship before getting with him. Then she's just scared and needs some reassurance.

Please do post more

That's because black women understand that pleasing their man is part of keeping their man

Shes my mom

She has bolt ons.

No.

Yeah. She let me do pretty much whatever I wanted to her. Anal, face fucking, ATM, fisting, she even let me bring my buddy over and we DP'd her and did some DAP and DVP.

she has 26 distinct personality states. (and doesnt use it to take advantage of me.)

I actually forced her, but she started to want it after some seconds... after all when we were done she just stand up instantly and went to bathroom where she was sitting 10 minutes... she didnt spoke with me until next day, when she just told that she is angry on me that i forced her and more angry that i just fucked her like a bitch and that if i try anyday do it again she will report it like a regular rape... but after 4 months she started missing me

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it was a gay man that played the keyboards and piano for a church, and his wife is a school teacher, i wanted him to invite his wife and make it a threesome but he did not want her knowing that he was having gay sex

I like her asshole

Was told to stop posting her
Short of abuse no idea how to motivate without being too harsh
Have been told this here before
Yeah that's what starting to go down which is starting to become a issue I can see

I'm picturing 40s, okay shape but balding, with glasses and always wears sweaters over button-ups, named something like Phillip or Nathan.

No sorry, when I said sorta rough I was agreeing with you that the weight gain isn't great and you should do something. I dunno what to tell you but I hope that you get her on the right track.

I could never be with a woman if she had a boyfriend who was a nigger. Slept with 1 maybe. But a in relationship with a nigger not a fucking chance.

she was from a small town, moved to the big city after her divorce. hot as fuck. fucked her in her bedroom in a house shared with a bunch of old men. came in her. she stopped talking to me shortly after. oh well

when I was 17 my ex faked a pregnancy for over two months and tried to get me to tell my parents then told me she took meds to induce an abortion and while we were hanging out she told me when she went to the bathroom it was a bunch of blood and a small sack came out and kept this act up until we broke up a year later. For the entire time I felt guilty and told her on many occasions it made me think of suicide. She brought it up when we broke up how she gets baby fever and acts as if shes pregnant to make herself feel good and took it too far and instead of just saying no Im not pregnant she did all that. Even tried to make me tell my parents who would have killed me. Shes since done this with 3 other guys who have all messaged me asking if she did it to them well after Ive moved from my home state

she would cry all the time because her dad cut contact because she became a mother at the age of 18.

I put my tongue and finger in it

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We have kinky as fuck roleplay sex, ranging from your typical roleplay into loli/shota doujin territory.

Kek

See??

No one is born gay

FTM trans

I didn't take her needs seriously enough. I used to tease her about her ass a lot which she was very sensitive about and spent too much time getting high and not paying attention to her. It was all my fault I'm not gonna pretend it wasnt. She was beautiful man, straight 10/10 blonde hair blue eyes 94lbs everything I ever wanted in a girl. She's engaged to a douche now so it doesn't really make a fuck how I feel

Ah, love.

She’s my wife.

Lucky

Not the user who posted but this is the description of a guy I thought of immediately. Somerset.

:)

She dated an athlete before me, and an athletic trainer after me. Both were 6 foot+.

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they were niggers, huh?

Wait that 3some happen yet?

Haha no. Last one was some arab, and new one is a white guy.

Not yet.

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Fucking destroyed

She's the typical autistic, socially awkward genius, currently dying of glioma. I think I love her. I Catch her vomiting in the bathroom sink and silently crying into my chest and clinging for dear life when she thinks i'm sleeping.One time i asked what the wet stain on my tanktop was and she tried to say it was drool even though her eyes are red from the crying.

It was in a graveyard ;)

we still fuck whenever we're together every 2-3 weeks or so
we're also both into kinky shit

Sir, it is simply not done to post emoticons on the Chan. Please refrain from such flippertygibbet behaviour.

Well staying tuned do use one of those images when you do post a or pic vid or from that night.

Don't worry user, I'll make a whole thread when that happens.

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Blacked.com

It was the now current GF of an acquaintance/friend. Basically an ugly nerdy girl who liked doctor who and I had a weird unoffficial relationship my freshman year. Had sex and regret it since she later tried to ruin my reputation. It’s also weird seeing the dude post selfies with her now that were graduated

Please do I would ask for a wickr or some way to contact but I'm thinking you want to stay low key atm and not be bombarded with msg

She has a boyfriend that she lives with, but she still talks to me and sends me nudes/rides a dildo for me on webcam. She will also fuck me if I ever go to where she lives.

This skank has a pet hen. Uh she met her real dad 1 year before he passed away. She really liked feet and would wear my sandals naked. it was hot as fuck I loved her feet.

Thanks for understanding user. Any specific pics/vids you want?

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She is cute.

:(

She was an innie when I met her
>She's an outie now though

But I broke up with her some time ago, so no loss.

Thanks user.

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Earlier you said she dated a black guy. You're so full of shit you dumb nigger.

?? She never did. That's one thing she was against kek.

It was nice. My first tall girl. Let me cum inside her raw she was 18 I was 22 at the time. Swallowed my cock whole and looked me right in the eyes. We fucked in my car at a drive in movie shit was cash we could barely fit haha. I’m an asshole though called her fat even though she’s not that bad and now she don’t talk to me. Fun fuck but I didn’t wanna wife her and she was mad

Good for you, man.

2sp00ky

My dad likes to cut the lawn at 6 am

she was bad at sex, bad kisser and didn't want to suck my dick

kek

she's only been on this planet for 13 years

She has cheated on all her boyfriends with me except for one.. still makes me angry.

it's hot to fuck a slut stop whining

I secretly pretend im fucking my ex when I do it to her

White? Or Asian?

Leave her, you idiot cunt

I didn't know her past. Big mistake. Now I just jerk off, there's no way I'll find a better match

She was a fucking lesbian.

Taught her the power of the dick.

She's black

And she's 20 years younger than me. (Still legal)

She thinks I am religious like her but doesnt know I know I know I've read the bible and know all the verses just for hooking up with college level teens at church services and group events.
Church women are honestly easy as hell to sleep with after a month or 2 of work. They also tell their friends as well that you are such a great guy so further hookups are quite easy. Once you get a reputation though you move on to a different church group.

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she is my one of the cousins's wife. Belive me or not she is 16/17 yrs old.

the hillbilly in you shows.

She's legally a midget... also a squirter.

Nah nothing specific just your willing can't wait to see that fat ass and big tits nude if it all pans out

Got it. Glad you enjoy.

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She likes to get fucked up the ass and touch herself. I always finish in her ass every time we fuck

I like both those things. Pics?

An Escort who couldn't speak a word of English was hard to communicate to her to sit on my face but we got there in the end lasted about a minute doggy style. When I left I out my helmet on we hugged but I nutted her with my big helmet she started shouting at me I her language I just leave..

she was scared of me because i suffer from psychosis

You cant speak a word of English either

She was dumb enough to let me impregnate her...twice

what else did the facebook quiz say?

She went into labor after.

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did she bother wiping her ass?

>Yea Forums
>last person your dick inside of
You mean your mom before you were born?

She's told me she's in love with me. I do not feel the same way.

She weighs 300 lbs. I was desperate.

Highly doubt. My wife works with people like that and I've never heard of any of them fucking any faggots.

Yep she was hoping it quit and waited an hour

Jerking a loose noodle will do that, gotta get used to only fapping when you are actually hard.

That’s sad as fuck.

Nah

Is the sex any good?

the first time she did anything sexual was give a blowjob to two guys within half an hour of each other. earned her quite the reputation at her school

It was 2010, and the experience was so fucking miserable I haven’t had any interest in being with another person again since then.

Sometimes, you really have to teach them a lot. Head is pretty scary at first and most are like dead fish the first time. Once you fuck them twice they want more and get active. Current one is on birth control for medical reasons so that is why I stick with her for now.
Friends caught on to what I was doing and all do this, trick is when we dump, the friend swoops in like a knight in shining armor to cheer her up. Well they then has their way for a bit. Magic the gathering friends wondered why I have a deck of "redemption" playing cards and once I explained it they got pretty excited on the idea.

sauce

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She's my underage niece. Been fucking the hell out of her.

she checked off a lot of boxes from my bucket list

-was my first 1 night F-close
-milf (mid 40's, i'm in my early 30's)
-redhead
-fake tits

She has an identical twin sister.

my brother is 4 years younger than me

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She was 14

she had a threesome with her sister and her uncle

What do you mean?

she has had sex for money and career advancement and now wants to fuck people to get investments in her company. and i'm ok with that.

Run

She was a double-debutante

She was raped twice before she was with me. Second time she was choked unconscious and left for dead.

It was 20 mins ago, shes not my fiancee

She once carried my child in her womb for 9 months.

That’s genuinely sad
For what it’s worth on this site
I hope you find peace and happiness Yea Forumsro

this is kinda fucked up but, she has a skeleton inside of her RIGHT NOW.

She died since then.

I mean. Thanks. It's weird. She was like this when I met her. It's just sort of a casual thing. But it's always hanging over things. I don't know. Thanks.

Can't say much. I am a wizard, so I don't have the ability to answer it

Not my dicking but still funny.
Friend is worse than I am on the humanity scale. He goes to AA and other support meetings to pick up chicks.
His current chick is a blast, she basically went to AA because when she drinks she doesnt stop and blacks out and then passes out. This caused her problems at parties. She thinks he is so great and moved in with him. She helps pay for the mortgage and so he had an idea. He has a bunch of people over and what not drinking. Her included. She keeps drinking to the point of passing out. He then collects money from all the guys and they take their turns on her while she is passed out. When she wakes up he tells her she was insane in bed with him and he loves her. He just bought a new truck.

You sound very unloving/ unlovable

If that isn't good enough for you I'll take her

Holy shit she sounds legit insane

that was i guess my mom before i was born.

she's ok.

I’m pretty sure she wants to be more than friends with benefits but it’ll never happen

She had more issues than fucking Vogue.

Hahahaha

She was my second debutante. Neither of them were single, and neither were married to me

That’s so sad

Weird that I'm seeing this here, I know a girl I went to HS with, happened to go to the same college as me, she did this exact thing (minus the shitting a sack out lol) to a friend of mine.

Later she tried to invite me over, probably to bone, I declined. Next semester I meet a guy completely by chance and find out this bitch pulled the same shit on him, and one other guy he knew. How the fuck?

It's not like she's abusive. Just indifferent with no emotional engagement. What can I say, I'm pathetic.
I think she'd fuck anyone in my place. She treats me like I'm not even there.

She tried to fuck her brother when she was 14 and he was 9. Her mother caught her. She cried her eyes out while telling me the story.

Dude why the fuck do you love this bitch?

she has taken the equivalent of 2,400+ miles of dick in the past 16 years

>I put my tongue and finger in it
in his penis?

>did the math
make that 672,000

cheated on her boyfriend for me

She's the only girl who paid attention to me.

she is learning to cook and be domestic for me.
9/10 almost wifey material.

She died of an od a month later

15 years older than me, married, and asian

Kek. Used for the thrill. At least you got to nut right?

Pathetic

My hand isn’t very interesting

lmao u triggered faggot?

I accidentally knocked her out once

She has genital warts all over her taint and anus.

She didn't have her period yet

how old was she?

My hand is covered in scars

She's a kinder garden teacher and a very sweet and kind person, but also likes to be my bitch when we're in the bed

She likes being punched in the face.

She's a land whale now

Not the last girl I fucked. But there was a chick i banged when i visited my buddy in Tennessee and i didnt know her first name. She told me but dude I cant remember. And she didnt know my real name. Kind of funny it would take me a minute to realise that I was suppoused to respond when she said dave

Your dubs are acknowledged, but your poor grasp of calculus has me disappointed. An integral a day is good for the soul, young man.