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>funny edition
>post something not even a littlle bit funny
>kys faggot
reply or mom die
I don't get it
Anal you fucking troglodyte
Huh?
The son's name is Alan because his dad loves anal sex. Anal sex is when a male penetrates a female into the anus instead of the vagina.
what??
It's been 20 years since the Columboner school shooting.
How come you never see black school shooters?
Are you dumb?
Hahaha
Stick yo sharpy in girl pooper
and you never will
man i sure do love me some good old laan
??
alan = anal
Mmmmm I adore Nala too
Fuck yeah. Who doesn't love some sweet lion pussy.
Crop that text off you useless fucking imbecile.
kek
deep
wat hapen
Very hot.
Nerve gas
Trump Sign Frames are Shocking
how does this work if plastic is an insulator
Sad but true
kek
The frame for the sign is metal & thin plastic won't stand in the way really
Do you guys actually find the politics stuff laugh worthy? Certainly is a lot of this garbage here.
Geat show youtube.com
How many dudes have gotten laid sending this picture? Must be in the millions.
why
what was her plan?
>break through ice
>lock up from shock
>drown
Okay Jayonnaise, past your bedtime?
>boomer humor
Of all the things in this thread, that's where I lost
Fuckin legend.
lol
Lol dude still doing this, drop the other meme again with the dad knew it all along
lol
keep this shit coming you degenerate
HO-LEE SHIT
CVS built another store
F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
One thing doesn't have a shit related to the other.
The necessity of non-binary people of being placed somewhere un society because they exist has nothing to do with the way people treat LGBT ppl outside, besides you can easily get something done un ur country than un other.
It's fucking basic, like u
Liberals BTFO
Wow you're not only a degenerate, you're illiterate too.
WoW, that's the only counterargument you have against me, nice
It's really all that's needed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I normally frown on abortion, but after reading your painful autistic post I've changed my mind.
You are taking up valuable space that could be used by someone with enough intellect to at least keep their autonomic system going.
For the sake of humanity, go do a swan dive into a woodchipper.
I'm sorry baby please fucc my boi pucci :3
Sure thing.
I have just the cactus to shove in there....
>Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
That's not how it continues
...
freak
Someone send this fuck a video of anal sex, preferably gay porn because he's a faggit.
gamers is a made up term for anybody who lacks all life skill and can only play games
>violent vote
I don't know if I want to laugh or to kill myself.
I'm your dream, make you real
Lold
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Lol get help
he said YLYL funny edition
not YLYL FREAK edition
That's so accurate that it's scary
OH FUK MUH SEIDS
imagine posting a old Yea Forums post on Yea Forums itself Pepega
>cringing so hard my soul falls out
why in ylyl tho
WERE GONNA GET TO 798955555 SOON BOIS
Goddamnit
>comparing organs with countless functions being given at birth to aquired knowledge with the sole purpose of killing
it's like they don't even try to disprove the old white man stereotype
I hate muslims, but concentration camps for gays makes me like them a bit more.
Praise be.
spawn camping
Like the Z Man says, they're not wrong about everything...
>the children are dead at this point
Dumb
>navigator
>pictures of crocodiles
Steveo would be turning in his grave
What do you think you're saying?
cant tell the difference unless you say goodbye to them, later gator vs afterwhile, crocodile. What are you, a faggot ?
It's a scientific fact
Wow that's sad
That's not very funny
get the facebook memes out of here newfag
Does this particular hulk have any credibility?
I don't get it...
They didn't either
So it's not ok to assault people who worship the bad guys that hated America 75 years ago? Like the ones who wear the symbol, fly the flag, and use the salute.
Fake and gay
Ofc this had to have a holocaust reference
Fucking brainlets lmfao
Where does it end for brainlets like you? Its a thing that makes another thing come out of it and hit something. Is a bow and arrow also only used for killing? Gotta ban them too. Slingshot? Fucking of course, we have to ban them too. Spear? Jesus fucking christ someone start a petition.
If that's what they were doing, nobody would bitch. But instead white guys are beating the shit out of women for not being libcuck enough, and then screeching "SHE WUZ A NAZZZZIIIIIII!!!!!"
reminds me of spore
Made a few of these the other night while I was drinking. I think they're a little too heavy on the spelling errors and I'm not sure if I'm getting this Gamer Joker meme or whatever it's called right but I figured at least one of you retarded niggers would get a giggle. More?
Because niggers don't go to school
Fuck you
TLDR
underrated
Fair enough.
Kek
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>VIDEO: PORTLAND ANTIFA BEATS BERNIE SANDERS VOTER FOR CARRYING AN AMERICAN FLAG
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>Third man charged in alleged antifa assault of two Marine reservists in Philadelphia
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>FBI investigating alleged antifa scheme to ‘stage an armed rebellion at the border’
Antifa are worse than Nazis
Wayyy too much mate. Tone it down by a bit. Like try and do like 2 or 3 of the crazy things per meme. There is an overkill factor. Like have a really long one but maybe not with the spelling errors, or a really short one with lots of spelling errors. Balance.
Also it's usually Stacy.
>comparing the ability to do something to actually doing something.
Framing, what is this witchcraft.
This registers as "interesting read" rather than something people will lose to. You need to learn to better label your threads.
this video is good towards the middle/end
Lost
>be psychotic feminist with little to no real knowledge on trumps office mistakes and only really cares about his brash remarks on twitter which I pretend offend me to be part of the crowd
>satisfaction from the hilarious trump baby balloon starting to fade
>after seeing incite full buzzfeed article above about trumps latest tweet decide to make a stand against this lunatic Cheeto
>unironically believe trump messing with Kim could cause ww3
>want to write a long article about everything wrong with trumps current administration but don’t have a platform to post it on because I think you need a degree in English language to become an author on these types of sites
>deep down know that I’m too much of imbecile to be taken seriously who knows nothing about politics and that if I were to post said article I’d be torn to shreads
>push those thoughts to the back on my head
>decide on Facebook
>before I begin typing my eloquent essay that will hopefully open a republican eye or two
>look up some writing techniques to really get my point across
>alliteration! Perfect. That shouldn’t be hard
>exit the site because the other techniques are complicated and I’m too lazy to incorporate them
>Proceed to fill article with phrases such as “our culture” to create the illusion of intelligence for the scarce few that actually are less intelligent than me
>also fill it with weak grade school adjective lists to emphasise point that trump supporters are bad
>list no actual points in essay because I don’t know any
>starting to look more like a paragraph but a couple clicks of the enter button will fix that
>give my masterpiece a horribly overused and bland conclusion about liberal blood being on the trump supports hands to make the whole thing seem intellectual even though it’s 100% insulting people who voted for trump and no real points
>post with a smug self righteous smile on my face
>sit and wait for replies on my bed next to cat that hates me
>toomer faggotry
Yeah, I think they got slightly better as I sobered up but I'll keep what you said in mind if I ever make more. Thanks.
Nice 9gag watermark faggot
Never happened, fake news.
Smart answer. Just some fag who mains Zelda in Melee.
Fucking mad lad.
Imagine copying another greentext and changing a few lines.
Put me in screenshot redditfag.
MLP maybe??/ fuck if i know
but gender is binary?
Jesus christ, thank you user. Fucking lost
>
I laughed but I don’t think I really get it
Haha me too, I love Lana (del Ray)
Bendydick Cobblepot
Blasphemous Crimpldink
Bandersnatch Chincypenny
Nice copy paste.
Bungholesniff Cringeworthington
Butthole Colonoscopy
Lost
Holy fuck I died. Thank you sir
Someone should edit this so it says something offensive on the muslim side.
why is the thumbnail so streched
>preferably gay porn
uhhh isn't all anal sex porn gay?
i kek'd
i may have the gay
No but clearly you are
Dammed
LOST!
"sssnnnnnnggggggggghhhhhhh"
Bottomfeeder Carpetmuncher
Shambo Burobu 2020
Burobu Burobu
Bumblescum Crimplesnatch
>jpg
Bobsledding Cokesnorter
No shit Sherlock
this aint a fucking hungergames thread
Benismelting Cuntfart
Bilderberg Conspiracy
any chance we could get this thread back on track? no? ok then...
Barfington Crumblepatch
Blabbermouth Carpetmunchers
Bilbobaggins Creamstarcher
Lost
This stupid shit made me laugh
Go on...
Woah guys I'm about to have sex for the first time, plz give me tips plz
No, it's not. You're just trying to be a bully and feel like a badass. They only attack retards who they think they can overpower.
>unironically buying into the nazi meme
Sure it’s ok to hate them. I just hope you realize they’re dead and gone you fuckwit. There are no such thing as Nazis anymore. You faggots screeching are talking about the neo Nazis and they’ve never been a serious threat to anything. They aren’t organized enough and they sure as hell don’t commit hate crimes at the frequency blacks do against whites no matter what the Southern Poverty Law Center tells you.
I have a friend named Rob at 1.519 this 657 number 9826 who is considering suicide. Please encourage him not to do it.
I see Yea Forums is trying to steal a sign. This faggot sums up 97 percent of us here.
>I'm in the 3 percent
guy was sick of ppl ripping his trump sign away so he set up a camera and electrified the sign
I lost.... I'm still losing... LOL
>Be you, never having this
>assaulting people who whorship people that killed six million
>SWASTIKA BAD
>HITLER BAD
>not assaulting people who worship people who killed 100 million
>HAMMER AND SICKLE GOOD
>RED STAR GOOD
>STALIN GOOD
>POL POT GOOD
>MAO TSE TUNG GOOD
This is your brain on Leftism.
>THIS GENOCIDE GOOD
>THAT GENOCIDE BAD
the stupid ben shapiro panel gets me every time
I don't give a shit about your argument. I just know how lonely and sad you are like pic related. You know it, too. It won't ever stop.
> don’t give a shit about your argument > clearly triggered by your argument
>actual true story inbound. Your a faggot.
nice
Hahahahaha virgin detected
We all know you're a woman.
And no one cares about anything you have to say.
Yes
omg idk why i always find this funny
Were you molested as a kid?
I don’t get it.
kek
I lost aqui
This is funny because someone unironiclly spent the time to make this
Whoever made this has sever autism
Because black schools have metal detectors at the doors already
CBRN??
lost
I'm both drunk and high and this thread was cancer.
I fucking lost.
thanks for sharing
Narwhals narwhals swimming in the ocean
Seen
spoilerI'm retarded/spoiler
People don't really do this though, right? Poop comes from there.
most women turn into blobs past the age of 30
lost
kek
ur inebriated and under the influence so ur opinion doesnt matter
Fuck off back to pol
not bad
lmal jesus i fucking lost
But he’s right, though.
GODDAMN! This had me laughing fucking HARD!