>be 25yo me >be at local dive bar around 1am >be horny and needing to nutt >see obviously over served cougar sitting with her girl friend >be nice and order them a couple of drinks >cougar's friend is tapping out and wants to go >alcoholic cougar is loving free drinks and tells friend to leave >now solo cougar gets friendlier and asks if I want to follow her home for more drinks >yup >watch her bob and weave back to her house >jesus this chick is drunk >forgo drinks and go strait to being handsy >make way to bed >fake bimbo tits confirmed >dont even ask, just go in raw >look at pics of her kids on the wall that look to be my age >dont ask just begin squirting cum in her >she slams down as hard as she can and rubs her cervix all over the tip of my dick >has now become my on-call cum dump whenever I text her
Did she shit the bed? Most old women have really bad bowel control. They generally piss themselves before they cum. You don't want to put your mouth anywhere down in that region unless you like the taste of excrement and urine.
Kevin Perez
Virgin detected...
Matthew Howard
Nope. Oldfag here. I know what I'm talking about. Unlike you.
Jaxon Scott
Your mom farted on my balls
Adrian Hernandez
You don't have any balls
Thomas Lee
>most older women
Are you fucking old ladies in a nursing home or something?
Oliver Cooper
another oldfag here. I do fuck a cougar from time to time but I have a very specific criteria. I'm in CA so they are a bit different out here. Other places they may be a 4/10. Here though, due to extreme vanity and abuse of HGH, they may very well reach 7-8/10. Due to this they mistakenly think I want to settle down with them. In other words they look better, but you'd better not fuck them twice.
Gavin Bailey
Where do you find these lady's ?
Jacob Lopez
He didnt say age you retarded autist
Jaxon Myers
Kek
Wyatt Cook
low quality bait
Jacob Foster
Depends. dive bars are a good bet. political events also attract them. If you have half a brain and look ok you can pretend to care about pleb politics, you can fuck hundreds of them before anyone knows whats up
William Powell
LA area ?
Easton Kelly
Im not dumb enough to say where but the further north you get the smarter they are it seems
Brandon Brooks
hahaha
Henry Lopez
there is a fucking smoking hot single cougar next door but I don't know how to do shit.
Liam Thomas
Don’t shit where you eat faggot
Dominic White
You don't have any mom.
Nathaniel Fisher
Describe
Liam Flores
not sure what you mean she has a 20 year old body (at 40 yr old) but more fit, has ~10 year old kids. when I moved in my at the time girlfriend told me she was she was cougar who eyed me up. we live in a townhouse
Christopher Ward
Awesome
Go for it
Matthew Young
We share a driveway. One time I knocked on the door to ask where to get liquor after hours and she didn't know. I plan on doing my car work in the summer but otherwise I have no idea how to approach this
Aaron Butler
im going to every fucking dem or rep rally, load up on cougars gonna get in on some wills and build a house out of money
Carter Martin
Maybe she needs some handy work done around the house
Daniel Moore
Epic
Andrew Thompson
I can only hope. The houses are leased btw so there's not much I can do on that front
Connor Davis
godspeed user
Nathaniel Price
Make small talk with her.....its a start
Ethan Perez
dont eat where you shit faggot
Kayden Miller
just go up to her and say "eh wan sum fuk" then grab her by the pussy
