Im over 30 and have had sex once in my life

im over 30 and have had sex once in my life

im a damned loser, aren't i?

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im 29 and have never had sexual intercourse

you're not a loser. youve been laid before.

Unless your face is butt fucking ugly its your personality or daily habits that are keeping you an incel.

Few questions, while I am drunk on absinthe and red wine.
I'm a seasoned user with quite the interesting life, so I'll try to help out.

1-whats your employment like?
2-Age
3-Current educational status

Shiiiiiiiiiet. I volunteer as tribute.

itll happen
just make sure it keeps happening
1. good employment
2. over 30 dont want to be specific
3. some college

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How are you that autistic? I've got a beer gut, glasses, and had still fucked 20 women by the time I was 30.

Just hire hookers who cares

thanks. I'm beginning to seriously think about becoming a priest or something. being gay isn't as easy to get laid as people say. well, I mean, fat old ugly guys are horny and all over, but who wants to fuck that? gross.

>good employment
>some college
>over 30
Okay so good news and bad news.

Good news, "good employment" means Im assuming you are putting money away every month.
You are in shape and over 30, for a man that means your value is rising.
With some college and a decent physique, I'm assuming you can find clubs on your college campus that meet your own hobbies?

If so, look for women in these hobbies. Get to know them, pick the one you want to take out, and simply invite her out for a date in a direct way.

Wear clothing that compliments your body (fitted shirts are always a plus)

Remember, you are looking for someone you can actually spend time with and not want to kill yourself. So long as you are both physically attracted to each other (a must) you will eventually hook up. And if you meet her at a hobby club and get along you will probably wind up with a relationship

Do you have any specific questions or issues with what I have just advised?

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i dunno man, if i knew i wouldnt have had sex only once
i dont wanna pay for that crap
shit i wish i was gay ive had guys walk up to me at least, but no women
im out of college now, just working so not really on college campus

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