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Reply to Ray Pist or your 13 yo gf will be raped in her sleep tonight
is this loss?
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momn't replyn't
>girl
>be 16 yo beta male cringe incel
>can't get laid no matter what
>sister gets boyfriend
that's all I remember from that cotypaspa
sauce?
ketchup, tomato maybe, but no catsup for sure
thanks u, mate
lost at the shovel.
you win my dude. go fuck yourself
bump
huh.....I.....uhhh... ok
That's a spade
Proud to be British
Was hoping a titty popped out
Yup that sums up about 80% of my local bars
is this loss?
lost
NEIN get that normie shit off of this board.
fake
Lmao that PTSD mongoloid marching in from nowhere
»Gerry Approves«
holy shit this is some bullshit facebook tier faggotry going on
Hey, um... This isn't the image I posted. What is going on
Sage this shit. I have won countless ylyl threads. The poster has a Pussy leaking in yeast.
Is that matpat?
Billie eilish new music video
Fucking Bionicles, man. Lost hard.
man, I'm trippin right now. I had serious head trauma three years ago and the idea that I'm actually in a coma has been somewhat of an irrational fear for me since then. So thanks for that.
lost
is that liz vicious?
please you only think its been 3 years please wake up
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkk you dude
Is this loss?
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
You can't read in dreams. You're good m8.
yes i can
She never saw it coming.
You don't want to wake up. And you know why. Better stay here than face the truth. Don't wake up, we are keeping you safe.
thought so lmao
If that's really what England is like, maybe you's guys aren't so bad after all.
>breeds are subspecies
You are subhuman
Worst ylyl ever
true enough, rather be semi functional here and get laid once in a while than wake up half potato 15 years older than I think I am
dogs look more different than cats visually from each other but more similar genetically
this wasn't even funny, is English your first language? what part of this is supposed to make anyone laugh? this is more a badly written, gay story than anything remotely meant to be funny
saw this comment and still chuckled. pretty good.
Are you dumb?
Learn English you dumb foreigner.
this made me laugh, thanks user.
Nice ones.
This ones always triggers them.
Is Joe Rogan known for having a bad fan base? Britfag so don't know much about rogan. I tried watching one of his specials and it was like watching a cringe bid.
Never watched any of his videos, but he's a paid shill.
Since this image was actually first, it must have been the basis of the movie.
oldfag here
Wife material
fucking hell, lost.
Dont get it
I'd argue that pibb stands really well on its own. The others can fuck off though
You're a waste of sperm.
>"fuck off, jew"
...in 3... 2... 1...
Butthurt, newfag, and unfunny.
>Derailing thread with propaganda? Is that what you want? Be my guest, then.
It aint far wrong mate
Its a pub you posh twat
Good for the boy
Not yet I’m still poor
lost
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I bet she has no children and like 5 cats
Top kek
This is so true, the right is just as mind controlled as left
Cant find the nigger....
I guess in 2022 Bernie doesn't exist anymore?
Encouraging, actually.
file that under 'whyboner"
I never know if these threads are all trolls or morons with absolutely no sense of humor
Are the jew spammers trying to annoy people, raise awareness of jews controlling the media, or get Yea Forums shut down?
I really can't tell cause that shit is not funny just depressing.
They're (successfully) brainwashing Yea Forums into believing average dick size is actually tiny micro dick and that blacks deserve to cuck them because blacks have only massive cock (even though national averages show they're only 0.1 inches longer.
Nothing more unfunny then jew jokes
It was an ok ylyl thread until the faggot showed up with his jew pasta
Can confirm - typical Britbongistani pub.
Makes my heart swell with pride.
>Congestive heart failure.
Depression ain't real, stop being sad.
Bait harder
Fuck you. I'm staying in the coma.
I'm cherry coke
Joe Rogan sucks at comedy but I actually think he does a good job at interviewing guests
faggot, kys
>worst ylyl
>shuddenly thread is spammed with kikeposts
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Shill for what, and paid by whom?
without bots/spammers ylyl breads will prune in a minute
>change my mind
Ok
Oi very, damn natzee bastids. My grandfather was personally gassed over 6 times.
By "reokace you" she doesn't mean with her own spawn, but with hordes of 3rd world shitskins.
no. it's just seen as ignorant to assume a black man can't be smart like it would be if you'd assume that a chihuahua can't outrun a labrador no matter how small the lab is and how fast the chihuahuas is
it's not really racist until you start assuming people are like their race. each individual has the potential to be smarter, stronger or faster than you. you won't know until you know by getting to actually know them. if you treat every individual the same, you can't be racist
xdddddddddddddd
How come you never see black school shooters?
kekerini
Do you have... You know... The sauce?
Nah im good fam. Coma isn't so bad. In fact just go ahead and unplug me.
you realize nobody under 25 even remembers this shit right?
False flag or attack. Pick one
you realize this is loss?
no, I'm watching a clip
RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
Bandersnatch is just a game
Daddy cool
about raping lolis
ok so the best game ever made in history ever
that day, the dubs were checked
lost
Very old meme, well done.
I enjoy this more each time
gay
i enoy your mother moar each time, even tho she dead
Hooray, the fartley fooligans are goin' down!!!
Digits checked.
Are those tards? Cause there's some hot-ass tards in there if that's the case.
This is what the alt-right actually believes.
apparently monty python is a reality show
if you didnt watch how do you know?
Every day we stray further from god's light.
It's even funnier if you consider that this method returns absolutely nothing.
So I guess this is where belle delphine gets her crazy.
kek
Shill cant even get trips
the catsup one, has sound and 3 more out there
/'/
THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
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>method
>return
what does that even mean
10/10 would wife
Why do you have to defend your clearly lost case with such petty sameposting tactics.
Your greentext joke was totally out of the nature of an actual joke.
The guys name is Ray Pist, clearly indicating his tendencies as a rapist and the finale of the story was that he rape the girl.
Where is the surprise on that, where is the unexpected that would "shorcircuit" your brain and make you laugh?
kys
Well your obviously not in a coma I'm reading your post right now
Yeah, cause having bordeline retarted animals burning whole villages worth of elderly, women and children in the vilage church is terrorism.
lrn2code fgt
Because it's funny you cunt, the best part was when the father laughed about his daughter being drugged and raped.
Get me outta heeeerrrreeee
Billy Corgan has a horrible fanbase? In What way are they horrible?
Fuck I love Randy. And doing the Bane voice.
> Peace has cost you your strength! Victory has defeated you.
Don't worry; if your coma phantasms are that vivid, it's pretty much as good as living in the real world. We're probably living in a simulation anyway, comas or not.
Shit thread until this gem
Sorry, meant for
Dude I'm on acid right now.
Heaven's human manufacturing quality control guys need to up their game so mistakes like this don't happen in the first place.
>0818▶
>>be 16 yo beta male cringe incel
Oh shit. Absolute true story inbound
learn to life, retard
3 minutes
underrated
Who the fuck is matpat,probably some plebbit faggot
Careful with that edge.
Be me
Live in absolute torment every day
Fml.jpeg
Live with my fellow brethren, people who are relatively slim and tall for our dimensions but still small
At work on day when some asshole comes and scoops me away
Allmywhat.wav
Taken on bumpy ride screamong to be let out.
Thrown onto table while a 8/10 Asian qt poors a thick liquid onto me and smears me all over the dirty table along with many of my brethren
>don't work at fast food
Four eyes.
that's my sorta pub.
is this loss loss?
lost
saved
:DDDDDDDDDD EBIN MEEMI VITUN AUTISTI
My employer told me.
kek
getCurrentDate probably prints the date instead of returning it. It's bad code so they probably don't understand accessors
we live in a cringe compilation
thanks 4 the spoilers
BLANK WINDOW AND COLONEL ARMENIA DIE IN GAME OVER FILME
wtf