Celeb Thread-- No words edition
Celeb Thread-- No words edition
is it this time of the day again?
Huge nutt for Babs edition
I actually do not know the model of the WebM in OP's post
nina agdal
i just made and ate the most delicious thing ever ugh im stuffed..
Nina Agdal, YW
My absolute favorite.
Isn't Zack&Cody her boyfriend?
what did you make? :3
Good for you, petal. No more hunger, then. For a little while, at least.
How'd you fuck Cara?
something naughty, chicken penne pasta in a garlic cream sauce, from scratch
i love when you call me that..
just a little pain feels good, though
mmmh, that sounds very naughty, I'd love to try some
actually I feel rather hungry myself
I'm afraid I just blue myself.
My favourite eye makeup style!
How can Nina 1.0 compete?!
I'm so glad you like it. It's one of the pet names I'm most proud of, I think, just because it fits you so well.
>a little pain feels good
I'll have to keep that in mind for later.
If you could pick one Celeb to Mouth fuck... Who would it be?
I would eat her asshole all night long
AAAAAAAHHHHHH DON'T TAKE MY SOUL I STILL NEED IT!
(o • v •)o
i don't just like it, i love it
you should be proud of yourself, you make me fawn over you, you know
just dont cut my heart out..
it tasted way too good, idk how to feel about how perfect it is, or this wine just has me real happy
Emma or Dove not gonna lie to you fam, Emma cause of her face and Dove cause of her lips.
don't
Do you know that feeling friends?
When you are just in the mood for a warcrime.
true
I'll be careful, petal. I promise.
>This is what some consider a 10/10.
GRTOSS
On second thought, maybe I don't need it. :]
Yo chill dawg, it's a prank dude lmao, you crazy man
Her lips were stung by a hundred honey bees, all natural no injections!
yep. I call them "joods"
what wine are you drinking?
I don't consider her a 10/10, but that doesn't mean you need to bash on her.
be nice to lovely babs :(
That's not the worst name for that kind of feeling, I guess.
Mouth got watery
pretty words and mischievous intent, is there anything more beautiful?
I call them that on account of Israel's long history of unpunished warcrimes LOL
So let's get this over with once and for all:
Is this a Trap or Not
white phosphorus
Who DO you consider a 10/10? And don't say "the only 10/10 is muh GF" cause I will literally jump through the internet and strangle you.
TFW you lie down and imagine you're on a sunny, sandy beach with Meika.
Is this what you imagine before you fall asleep?
nothing fancy at all, yellowtail bold red
cara is a girl
Not a trap Cara Delevigne
yep. was pretty cash when putin was droppin that shit on the dune coons tho... I will admit
Who-who...dat?
thats zombie girl
Lmao, it seems like you already know me so well.
>No words edition
Briden Sharbeano
Cara is a cute boi with HRT.
Tbph, that's exactly why I like them. A lot.
I haven't had a GF in 3 months and I didn't consider my ex a 10/10 either.
Also I don't think who I fancy is a matter for the general public.
Might join you in a few with some liquor, something to numb the mood.
I always enjoy seeing a cheeky barbara :3
What is she doing with her right hand?
Oops, sorry. :3
you're making me have the naughty thoughts again
> jump through the internet and strangle you.
Is it possible to learn this power?
You have to be born with it. And I have my doubts that you would use it for strangling kek
>*Struggling to not say a word.*
(づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ
I wanna know how big her dick is
Why, what else could I possibly use such a power for?
>likes Israel because they prove all nansayers wrong and consistently commit the highest form of jewery
logic only a bestemma hater could go by
Tranny. Hard pass. Not into giving reacharounds.
I'd take it up the ass, no matter the size.
prove all naysayers right***
frick
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOTS!
Things the Lord would not approve of until marriage.
I don't hate bestemma
just that watson isn't the best emma. It's about time you accept the fact and deal with it.
it's a nice day to get shitfaced
I could know you alot better, but wheres the mystery in that
It's not big, it's small and cute.
Cara has the quintessential feminine penis.
it's bigger than mine
thats so lewd, user
i'd be okay with this
And there you go, appealing to my sense of mystery. My goodness. What am I even going to do with you, petal?
I'm not sure *what* you're alluding to. I'm entirely wholesome, you know.
mhmm, everything else alright, cutie?
Cara would be aggressive as fuck too. Ream you balls deep.
You could land a plane on that forehead
yes, you should see my garden coming to life
but if everything were perfect, it would be boring
love me..
I'd love to enjoy your garden with you
much like your stance on Israel, the world disagrees
Ready to eat my cum for Cara.
( ̄ ^  ̄) I hope so...
>I really really like these Meika's...
I'll take all loads spent for her
babs is the best
>>>>>>>>>>>>Vicky tongue
id make you giant bowls of salad
because most of my garden is edible plants
but i like to grow poison as well, it's a rush
slow down there, I didn't say israel was doing things right. Just that they were doing wrong things the right way and I like them for that.
And that emma is a subpar to maybe average brit female is just the objective truth. >Your perspective is just skewed that there's barely any average looking british women.
babs
Hope you're ready for mine as well
I'm so very far ahead of you on that. You don't even know the half of it, petal.
Would I lie to you?
How are you doing over there? How's your night going?
Ems
Do I need to be scared that you'd poison me just so you could keep me for yourself? :D
can i have that?
Fuck yes, fuck my face till you blow.
That’s a good fake
Never!
>I want to be her big comfy teddy she goes to sleep with.
Just your face? There's another place I wouldn't mind using
*because there
I'm not a murderer, lol
and ithink i could already have you
daw, that's sweet to tell me..
But it's so tight and you're so big.
That's the one you got her at the arcade!
>Not sure if I posted this yet, but just in case, I think you'll like it.
Qyoooty
I dated a 9/10 from St Albans for 6 years. I've been there half a dozen times. my perspective isn't skewed. & does that mean you like Japan because they slaughter whales and dolphins by the thousands daily with impunity? you like the kid at McDonald's who spits in your breakfast but never gets caught? murderers, theifs, etc whom are good at what they do?
I'm sure you can manage it but you can start with your mouth
I'll get you nice and wet and you can use that as lube.
It's true, tho.
Ah, sticking to the theme. I understand. Just checking in on you, in any case.
Exactly.
I spoke to your Purefu friend earlier. He's a wild one, isn't he? Quite fun, tho.
St Albans is an absolutely lovely place, especially in summer. I don't really have anything interesting to add, I just wanted to make a point of that.
cara looks like a boy with make up on, anyone who chooses her above babs must love the sight of big black cocks
honestly i prefer big white cocks
and it's true that you're amazing
Making me so hard and ready to use you
He is, too bad he's not around as much, hardly ever.
P-p-p-please more red lips...
That’s a good girl
Arya is badass af
yeah it really is lovely. her grandparents home was turn of the century, maybe even older so it had the shale siding and the cobblestone driveway and everything. that place is a botanists wet dream.
Don't give me that look.
No u
Fuck off nigger
Good for you, I don't think it matters who you dated or what s/he looked like. At this point you can make any number of claims without proof.
Even though I don't see what relevance anything you said, besides the last point, has to the topic at hand I'll answer them. I hope it helps the hateboner you have for someone who dislikes your waifu.
I do, fuck the whales. I don't eat at fastfood. If they are good at what they do you can still appreciate the fact that they are good at what they do. I don't say they are good people or there's any moral basis for what they do, but if they are good at their chosen profession I appreciate that.
hNNN- I mean, very pretty!
>T O N G U E
lay off the cocaine anony
Fuck my ass for Cara
I'm dying now. Cya
stop this madness user
Why tho?
Gladly, get on the ground and stick your ass up
dubs checked
my job prevents me from taking drugs, thanks
Dying isn't allowed!
>I don't see how you dating a British woman and spending the majority of 6 summers in England has anything to do with your perspective on British women
>yeah, the RUF murders entire villages of people in Africa and abducts the children, gets them hooked on heroin and forces them to fight civil wars they know nothing about....but they do it WELL. THAT'S why I like them!
fucking kek. at least you're an honest piece of shit.
I know you are not :)
also you sound quite sure about that, even though I am not into boys
Massaging my prostate for Babs' gargantuan knockers
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Vicky tongue
I never claimed I was a good person
How's your evening coming along, petal?
Don't give me *that* look, either.
I remember back when I lived in that sort of area, whenever I had a few hours to kill in the summer months, I used just to walk from the city centre down to London Colney and back up again. Actual bliss. Better times, tbph.
that escalated quickly
What movie is this?
Hope y'all are happy. YOU killed him.
While Lulu sits in the corner and watches, completely wide eyed and frozen from head to toe like a prey animal
I never said you did. in fact I just commended you for your honesty. it's a rarity for pieces of shit.
yeah dood it's beautiful. one year we got there while school was still going for them and my ex and I went to a school dance or whatever with a bunch of her childhood friends. I think the school was called Parmiters? anyway they had the dance at this huge botanical garden type place somewhere in SA. shit was straight out of a 90s teen romcom. beautiful.
oh, alright..im just being playful
I'm looking out my window, and thinking about stuff, so far so good. How's yours? Is there anything on your mind?
damn...shes a succubus
I was just teasing you, cutie
you like me, i know you do
MOAR!!!
hnnng
Nu Nu Nu
If you think any British girls are even remotely attractive you haven been anywhere where there are human women.
when did I claim you said or even thought there were no good looking British women?
>I don't think we can trust
>we
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