I am female, ill make a vocaroo voice recording of ANYthing for ur amusement

9/11 was an inside job, like your dad at walmart

OP says anything, refuses to record this

Yeah lol saw that after i posted... tbh rele hot. I think thats the attention you want?

Everything will be okay user

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:(

I’m not sure if it’s gonna fit, but anything for you

kek'd. thx

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please define schlicking

Say: Mikael I hope you had a nice day today, Ill be home waiting for you

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prolly sound retarded

Fuck off attention whore.

vocaroo.com/i/s0Ksr7ZriLw4

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Thanks

everyone one here wants attention in one form or another, n i am fixing my boredom

Say "I want you to cum inside me, Jordan" please

female version of jacking off

vocaroo.com/i/s19En85wi7Mb
im sorry couldnt go thru this is what i have for you

>vocaroo.com/i/s0Bf26L0izBr
gorgeous
what do you want to do for us though what kind of poetry do you like babeh

Jesus a carpenter u no its bad for the tables

sad to think he bent boards 's rent for his fables

''

"a meaningless effort. one who knows nothing can understand nothing"

"I was wrong about moving out, I still love you"

"The jews fucked Sonic"

''Stuart when is the minecraft server coming''

"Only people who pay taxes ought to be eligible for voting"

vocaroo.com/i/s0QkjLwMMO2X
mmkay i have a feeling i was quoting something i dont have the correct dialects for

a bed of all steam
lost thoughts ben 'perbole
poach pat advent
pop up like a roach book

slap you with a sandle
or something that your coach took
clean cake mix, martha stewart soap book
never bend anenome hath hats thats the pope shook

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Damn that’s sad
Pd: I really thought femanons where a myth. There was even a black girl on pol recently and everyone thought it was fake... now I’m not sure but

record jerking off OP

"Thats right, take this 12 inch horse penis, Emius"

vocaroo.com/i/s0getMnRTplJ
my dick is crying

vocaroo.com/i/s0WSXD78xqmE

>vocaroo.com/i/s19En85wi7Mb
absolutely savage

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you want me to narrate poetry??

How about "Wow user, you're such a cuck."

kek

"Although my heart may be weak, it's not alone. It's grown with each new experience. And it's found a home with all the friends I've made. I've become a part of their heart, just as they've become a part of mine. And if they think of me now and then, if they don't forget me, then our hearts will be one. I don't need a weapon. My friends are my power!"

sorry if thats too long

vocaroo.com/i/s1houfKHgEA9
this is hot horses penis should be bigger

checked and keked

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cuck

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perfect use of trips

thanks a lot im gonna have fun with this

I'd hotbox her farts for an hour just to see where they came from

"i have a vagina give me attention" is all im hearing from you

vocaroo.com/i/s1P4fMlLpQvI

that was very cute

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''VHS is gay''

if theres something you interpret confidently or feels well to see blossom lol we want to hear your anime voice asmr girl kingky shit beb but I guess we gotta ease u into it

youtu.be/U-wBo5_sV0I

Hahahhahahahah. Fuck i hope he listens to that. Actually made me lol. Trips and lols

say...
"In 87, Huey released this, Fore, his most acomplished album.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0WSXD78xqmE
lmfao thats hot

"You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a d-d-dumbass!"

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Whisper "I see the light," creepily if you can.

Please say: “I love you!”

vocaroo.com/i/s00Pok7bDrgx
this is cringy as fuck but too lazy to do second takes i do not care so much

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vocaroo.com/i/s1qiVdUpwcdj

Say "destroy me hard daddy" and make kissing and giggling sounds and a loud moan in the end

Haha ... wait what? Dick?

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vocaroo.com/i/s1GSBVIeEtrw

cum for us bb is obvi
. C

Can you sing or spit some hard fapstyle barze bep

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its from kingdom hearts actually

"You really DO remember me this time? I'm SO FLATTERED! But you're TOO LATE!"

Say
ALPHA KENNY BODY

awwww i havent played it since 5th grade so--

Say “Yea Forums is for virgin nerd faggots with no life, and Yea Forums is aids in imageboard form.”

Kawaii Forman comes through! Much appreciated OP first takes are sonething that adds to the gold.

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ur so clever

oh the first two were from KH1 im dipping into KH2 now.

cute voice , curios to see what you look like :P

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Will you say
"Don't worry, you'll find a new job soon. Just believe in yourself!"

It'll really help my mental state.

like you right now?

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vocaroo.com/i/s1bcNCmNZYDX

I was born with thick skin!I'm Manny Pardo and i will catch the miami mutilator!

im afraid to show myself bc i have friends that go on here lul super embarassing

Hello me it's me again. - sweating bullets (megadeth)

holy fuck did not see that coming kek'd

vocaroo.com/i/s1ULrRTtmZFV
ur gonna b ok bbbbb

“Do your best “

"Fart in my tits then fuck me in the butt till I poo blood"

tits or gtfo

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vocaroo.com/i/s0NqYs4WOxib

Please say “ i want you to hold me, I want to feel your warm body next to mine in the winter cold, to protect me”

TITS OR GTFO

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Could you please say something like “youre trash, a degenerate low life” etc. (be creative) ?

it's cool, just wanted to see if you are as cute as your face but i'm not desprate XP UwU

do this one user

this is kind of sad a lot of these are very sad

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Say I kill niggers on a daily basis

Can you say “Andy stop playing fortnite you big nosed faggot”

Thx :)

i love my wife sonohara
ples say it

vocaroo.com/i/s0ZVYwDbJadN

Please say
-This city makes your skin thick
-I was born with thick skin

vocaroo.com/i/s0H6O0TE19jd

Please say "lizzi was never right for you"

"go go fuck yourself" in the same rythm as go go power rangers maybe?

"Hold me close. No, around me. Your arms. Yes. Put your hands on my breasts. Tighter."

vocaroo.com/i/s1AabVPpqzFu

Please say "that is improper homosexual behavior!"

can you say "lol 4head bruh moment"

vocaroo.com/i/s1D2zI5OOn8E
odio a los negroes

Age is just a number.

Thx, your voiceis cute so it fits right in with gap moe stuff

vocaroo.com/i/s15h6iUw72k1
01100111 01101111 00100000 01100111 01101111 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110

Do you have a snap

What’s your asl

"I'm gonna catch the Miami mutilator!

vocaroo.com/i/s1vsWAIEzbX9
lizzi was socialist scum anyways

Please say "Feminism is cancer"

vocaroo.com/i/s1hlFkx69WDB
cut that gay shit out rn!

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please say my wife sonohara so cute

no i have no phone LUL

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"shoot your goo my dude!" ty in advanced

I feel re-inspired!! Thank you, I needed that.

Please say "I love you". Really slowly like you mean it please:)

I'm gonna fucking pre dude

Record your pussy juices as you're fingering yourself

say "my daddy never gave me attention growing up so i'm posting on Yea Forums"

i felt dat fuck you dad part
are we cousins?

You have no idea how right you are thank you friend

please say, age is just a social construct

why arent you doingmanny pardo?

Wost in the dawkness
I fade fwom the wight
Faith of my fathew, my bwothew, my Makew and Saviow
Hewp me make it thwough the night
Bwood on my conscious
And muwdew in mind
Out of the gwoom I wise up fwom my tomb into impending doom
Now my body is my shwine

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>nick wear your panties rite now you little sissie slut

this

"I am the Bone of my Sword
Steel is my Body and Fire is my Blood.
I have created over a Thousand Blades,
Unknown to Death,
Nor known to Life.
Have withstood Pain to create many Weapons
Yet those Hands will never hold Anything.
So, as I Pray--
Unlimited Blade Works"

please giggle and say "Do you like that? The way my toes feel on your cock? does it tickle?"

:c i think thread so dead now no one will find me so here u go uwu

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Thanks op xoxo

Cute voice, cute face

coranos do you wanna buy my nudes?

Awww sad face. Thanks for laughs user!

Im a DJ and I need samples

vocaroo.com/i/s1s9PHYhuR7y

like what for example

"Reply to this vocaroo or your mother dies in her sleep tonight."

be like *slight giggle*(not to forced) your now listening to DJ MERLIN.,, something along that. and then I can chop it and over layer it on ssongs

I dont care about the voice shit, hows ur day been?

PRITTY CUTE :) HOW OLD ARE YOU? (Cap lock)

Just came here to say that white monster tastes like fucking 50 spoons of radioactive sugar, and sucks cock.

can you say "tadge is emo"

You are so fuckin.cute

Why won’t you post tits

>vocaroo.com/i/s1qv7PqrYlft
source?

Pls sing the chorus of "gansters paradise" by coolio thank you

Was going to sleep. Not anymore! I want to see more about this cute voice n face :)

please

Lyrics from black sabbath - god is dead

WINTER IS COMMING!

you should rest user

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that was trippy to hear becausem nick is my ni9ck name...

Say "ill suck u drier than the sahara during a drought"

thx for the recomnedation,

We're not tools of the government... or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing- the only thing- I was good at. But at least I fought for what I believed in. Snake... farewell...

Maybe just little bit longer?

Have a good one. Do something better with your days.

Yw, could you do

>"Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg… and my arm… even my fingers. The body I’ve lost… the comrades I’ve lost… won’t stop hurting… It’s like they’re all still there. You feel it, too, don’t you?"

Please?

poopy nigger poopy poopy nigger

shut up fag

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chirb.it/zJvEed
cover this voice over

Your voice is as cute as your face user

you faggot didnt even ask for tits + timestamp nor u told the others - cant be any good discord

haha
Many thanks§ many sissie bf got really surprised

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Hahah kono dio da hahha lol

you're gonna make her recite the entire fucking game lol

>Lyrics from black sabbath - god is dead
vocaroo.com/i/s0qOKSnpP5S0

>vocaroo.com/i/s0qOKSnpP5S0
ITS A DUDE

Uhhh i wanted the girl to say it but thx ig

I don't care what anybody says, the fact that I suck dicks for money does NOT make me a whore

yeha i was confuesd about that when you replied to me

here
vocaroo.com/i/s0DhEwJKwCMU

youre fuckin stunning - a request?
heavily and breathily moan "are you ready? okay good, now cum robert. cum for me, cum right now"

and its me you prick

Say this:
“Without a solution to the jewish problem, there will be no slavation for mankind.”

whos "me" retard

Please say "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills."

Lol i meant i wanted Thx anyway. You sing pretty well.

vocaroo.com/i/s1wrDDghKMkI

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Please say " join patriot imperium "

Kaz, I'm already a demon

ohh lol im retarded!11!!! my b :((( rlly shoulda known

Something came in the mail today
(quietly) what
Deez nuts
HA GOT EEM

Please say: "Fuck, this bra is tight... I knew I should have ordered an H-cup."

Yes, I have weird fetishes and no, I don't know what is wrong with me.

>We're not tools of the government... or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing- the only thing- I was good at. But at least I fought for what I believed in. Snake... farewell.

Say :-)

"Now Monica had two men on their knees wailing in agony and she wasn't about to let go"

He wasn't me lmao, but yes thats the song.

how about you say:
"Ich verteidige nicht die deutsche Überlegenheit, ich stelle nur das verdammte offensichtliche fest"

vocaroo.com/i/s1jmrAGesY9u

youd think id have stopped by now but i truly havent got a life

Gaily bedight,
A gallant knight,
In sunshine and in shadow,
Had journeyed long,
Singing a song,
In search of Eldorado.

But he grew old—
This knight so bold—
And o’er his heart a shadow—
Fell as he found
No spot of ground
That looked like Eldorado.

And, as his strength
Failed him at length,
He met a pilgrim shadow—
‘Shadow,’ said he,
‘Where can it be—
This land of Eldorado?’

‘Over the Mountains
Of the Moon,
Down the Valley of the Shadow,
Ride, boldly ride,’
The shade replied,—
‘If you seek for Eldorado!’

do in parts if to long :)

vocaroo.com/i/s1jmrAGesY9u
youd think id have stopped by now but i truly havent got a life

savage af

Dolphin noises always make me cum

please

We're not tools of the government... or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing- the only thing- I was good at. But at least I fought for what I believed in. Snake... farewell.

This is /b so it's okay we all have no life.

>8860533▶
>Gaily bedight
vocaroo.com/i/s1BWYVxtLO1S
sorry if ive like messed it up

Say Kalvo is all mine

vocaroo.com/i/s0Z8J7NQW9i0

Do you have an asmr channel? Or any place to watch your content?

We're not tools of the government... or anyone else. Fighting was the only thing- the only thing- I was good at. But at least I fought for what I believed in. Snake... farewell.

self bump
i know theres a lot of requests - and ur nailing it
this plz? :)

its perfect thanks alot

... Pretty please?

"It's never ok to be a cuck. You don't wanna be stuck being a clean up man."

"a small group of female shoppers gathered around and urged Monica on.
After a little while both men were flat on their backs, legs spread taking severe punishment.
Monica sat between them, crossed legged and looking comfortable with up each pair of shorts squeezing their balls.
She was laughing and chatting with her friend and the group of on lookers"

You haven't had sex until you have fucked a pig. The cock fucking spins, and there is so. Much. Cum.

say koshonim hem homoaim

bruh

Brenton Harrison Tarrant will not be forgotten

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"President Obama... hnngh.. Your ass is so tight! I'm about to cum! My dick is aching already!"

Clean up on isle me

LEAF

op you have like snap or discord?

'OwO what is thiis~'
'It's fucking garbage'

i need this line to taunt someone

*ahem* FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK NIGGERS

is OP still here? did he post his dick yet?

Say "WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET!"

say: "I sound hot but im actually a fat whale"

say bruh why the fuck you whippin yo dick out nigga im 10

diedtonight 8375

vocaroo.com/i/s0EQ25jhflQY
owo

vocaroo.com/i/s1XLKMrAmWem

Strenght in numbers, Arisen

And now, as you and I realize in each other's arms in front of this roaring fire, as our passions build, and the last glass of sparkling gin rosé is poured, and my hand brushes back your raven black tresses from your face... and we make heated love and spread cosmic vibrations.

say stop staring at my tits!

>vocaroo.com/i/s0Bf26L0izBr
Hey, can i use this to make a lofi beat?

>vocaroo.com/i/s0Bf26L0izBr
yes please send it to me after u make it please

Say

“Hnnrg colonel, im trying to enter the base but im dummy thick and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards”

Please

will upload it here incase the thread 404's. the 2 beats on my channel are old af and trash, they're better now
youtube.com/channel/UCItW79cXa_4Aw0E6p6b49tQ

>vocaroo.com/i/s0WSXD78xqmE
KEK

"Hm. Hm. Okay"
This is all I need in life..

"Only faggots drink Monster"

>vocaroo.com/i/s0WSXD78xqmE
user got jebaited

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

made me kek a lil. gj here

“Call me gay, call me a pussy, call me whatever the hell you want, tomorrow is the day”
Need this to confuse the fuck out of someone.

"i dont have vagina but i wanted one and daddy tried to give it to me" is what i hear here
- not femanon

oh my gawd thanks >w

Great thread user!

Hey, the dude that makes a lofi beat using your voice lines here.
if u still have time i could need something like
"i love you no matter what"
and "you know that im not real, right?"
Or stuff that you wan't in that beat

Say: I am obsessed with big white dick and I enjoy getting annaly penetrated

Thanks for posting this wholesome thread

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"Its Jews. It's always been the Jews. Take them down, and the rest shall fall" Then if you could just trail off muttering something about only needing a lost ancient artifact to bring it all home. Thanks femamon

please make one where u say in a cute voice "OwO i love space"

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say bruh moment

say charlotte has the G A Y

Can you giggle a little bit and say: "Oh my God! Is that it? That's the smallest penis I have ever seen!"

no, thats dangerous

Dangerously erotic

Safe compilation

youtube.com/watch?v=-_qOYzbi2wI&feature=youtu.be

GOD why can't I just talk to her like a normal person would.

please say "i love you jerry"