Hey, my friends. Hope you're having a good Friday. Anyway...

Hey, my friends. Hope you're having a good Friday. Anyway, what's a good opening line/icebreaker for a girl on a dating site?

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"Hi, I'm John"

Ask her if she likes to dominate or be dominated. You'll get a reply and number...

What if that's not my name though?

Hiya! Karate chop!

Ha, I like that. They might think it's cute and stands out from the pack. Got a good follow up?

Will you spit in my mouth?

Ayy girl you want to get some pizza and fuck?

“No”

What’s wrong? Don’t like pizza?

Nice! I recall Clifton Collins Jr. using the same line (only with hot dogs) on Brad Renfro in Confessions of an American Girl. Good callback.

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Start off with Howdy then start talking about shit yall have in common. The word howdy is used very rarely, so girls are more likely to rememeber your message (at least not the ugly ones). Especially when 9/10 guys just say "hi" or some shit like "i wanna fuck a body pillow version of you"

If they ask what I'm looking for...

I'm looking for a fuck doll rape toy to use and abuse as i like

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Well, not rape. Not really.

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My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?

"Hi"

Ya like egg salad?

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Yep lol

Doubt it. Nobody's ever heard of that movie.

I liked Alicia Witt though.

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Is that code or suggestive? Cause I legit like egg salad?

you ever fuck a guy with two weiners?

I say with consent of course

That's provocative, but what if she calls me on it?

>what's a good opening line/icebreaker for a girl on a dating site?
"So...who else knows you're here?"

That'd actually get to me, cause sometimes I'm embarrassed about using online dating when most of my friends and family have no trouble finding partners IRL.