YLYL - junkie / stoner edition 2.0
YLYL - junkie / stoner edition 2.0
Robert Wright
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Kayden Foster
Christopher Ward
Carson Carter
Jaxon Morris
Parker Baker
Joseph Bailey
Daniel Perry
holy shit. I once couldnt piss for the whole night and went to sleep without pissing. In the morning my bladder hurt like fuck. Thanks MDMA
Owen Carter
>stoner
>junkie
weed is just beer for zoomers
Luis Anderson
wasn't cocaine super popular in the 70's though?
Landon Martinez
Yup. Now children that do a few rails and xannys think they are cool too.
Logan Morris
Adam Rogers
Chicken nuggets are cool and all but have you tried dmt ?
Kayden James
Found the gaylord
Liam Allen
Haven't yet. Have alot of experience with psychedelics but where i am from dmt is over-priced af
Nathaniel Stewart
stop baiting faggot. You can make dmt at home
Zachary Lee
Won't even consider doing that. Failed chemistry in school 2 times in a row if that tells you anything. I did however consider making lsd since i know a guy who is a farmer and grows rye at home and you can basically download a book on making acid from the internet but still, you need a few things to make it ( i don't have those things or the money to buy them )
Hudson Torres
Logan Wood
Luke Diaz
Ethan Brown
Haven't saw a YLYL thread this bad in 5 years, congratulations!
Asher Fisher
How many rails and xannys do you need to do to be cool?
Grayson Walker
He already said a few and insinuated that it only made you think you were cool. So you need to do at least 4 lines to have a shot at coolness.
Josiah Sanders
Henry Myers
Chase Collins
How come you never see black school shooters?
Jaxson Robinson
Robert Cruz
Thomas Hill
Because black people do not attend school.
This is why the are Niggers and excel at Niggadry.
Hudson Harris
I do cocaine since 2015 and more than 4 lines everytiem.
AMA I guess
Mason Martinez
Lucas Allen
Thats gay.
Angel Jenkins
how come you have no life and reply to your own posts all the time?
Lucas Turner
James Ramirez
nice piece of ass
Justin Hernandez
Logan Bennett
You can't do a simple acid-base extraction of DMT, and you want to take a whack at synthesizing LSD? You're fucking joking right? Have you worked with Thionyl or Phosphoryl Chloride before? Toxic and nasty shit. LSD in contrast to DMT, is not something you can casually whip up in a mason jar in an afternoon.
Ryan Hall
Yes there is life after chemical dependency. Stop now before you become a liberal.
Grayson Lewis
Nathan Price
Agree.
Jonathan Garcia
Jacob Sanders
Holy shit that made me kek 10/10
Brandon Phillips
Lmao what a fag
Adam Allen
Had this happen to me too. Also on that cough suppressant medicine you get high on. Shit sucks. Best way I've learned but still is a bitch is to sit like a girl to pee. Relax yourself. Sometimes it doesn't work so I forced it out. Took a few pushes to get everything out
Nolan Young
Just try shrooms. Heard you can buy em online and grow them yourself. Poo might be involved though. Horse or cow menure I believe
Justin White
Samuel Reed
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Josiah Evans
Gavin Phillips
yeah i did that once you dont need any shit from any kind of living individual lol.
they just come in grow ready boxes you water them every now and then and in 2 weeks you have like 100g wet shrooms if you do it right you need to dry them after this so you will have 10-15g which is a lot if you just grow them for yourself
Dominic Miller
>used to smoke weed
>never did any of the stupid shit I always see stoners talk about
I think you people are just fucking stupid.
Charles White
Same I always think that when I see those dumbass stories, people are retarded however it’s not unrealistic bc I’ve seen people act the way people in these stories do but it’s only bc they were retarded to begin with
Dylan King
The dumbest thing I did high was get way way too high, have a panic attack, then curled up in the fetal position for about an hour or two until it passed.
I only smoked weed for like a year, that and a few other anxiety episodes made me stop.
I'd also watch the food network with no food or money, which sucked.
Jonathan Wright
dragon dicked
Henry Powell
Ethan Murphy
Go away Ilhan Omar.
Joshua Butler
Age job and why?
Jaxon Hughes
Damn that does suck why would you do that to yourself? Lmao
Ethan Evans
Aaron Morris
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Matthew Ward
Lol.
Sebastian Miller
I cant smoke or drink anymore,i get extreme headaches after a couple of tokes or glasses of anything strong. Only now am i realising how much there is to do in life and how much money i have. Im not saying quit weed or booze,but tone that shit down to a minimum. All that "high 24/7" bullshit is just retarded shit unemployed people say.
Anthony Lewis
DMT, meditation, Buddhism all helped me to realize that I actually like being sober most of the time. I still smoke weed and use kratom if my back hurts occasionally, but really don't drink much or anything else. Not against drug use at all, just have to be mindful and honest and want to have a solid life.
Blake Scott
Been on Grand jury for a few months and can confirm this is true.
Jason Nelson
>do naphta pulling entire base solution of dmt
>solution too hot caused naphta to evaporate
>spilled hot base all over my balls, including highly flamable naphta
>lost everything
remember kids, always vent your separatory funnels and use d-limonene
Owen King
Gabriel Foster
How do you feel about this news article?
Jeremiah Harris
Justin Mitchell
You mean news title? You cut off the article. Goes to show how much you guys actually read before forming opinions.
James Bell
Evan Mitchell
>798825687
RUUUGUUUUUN!
Easton Mitchell
yeah Yea Forumsro, people really be out here not in therapy, drinking alcohol or doing drugs just raw-dogging reality
Anthony Nelson
I can hear Bach's Cello Suite No. 1 Prelude in this image
Blake Hernandez
Bentley Sanders
Lucas Martin
Elijah Russell
Jordan Adams
Henry Brown
that kids face.. i lost hard
Thomas Garcia
Jack Sanchez
Luis Foster
Samuel Russell
Jason Lewis
Robert Gutierrez
Joseph Barnes
xddddddddddddddddd weed
Cameron Anderson
Levi Myers
Jose Rogers
Xavier Cooper
Joshua Evans
Brown people shoot up things too. Oh and you see black mass shooters...they just call it gang violence.
Joshua Baker
wow is it 2006 already
Jose Peterson
LOST.
Alexander Mitchell
Nathaniel Gray
Yea dude i almost died to this